Beyonc, Taylor Swift tours have helped to boost the economy. See how much they made

10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 08:30:06
Beyoncé's "Renaissance Tour" and Taylor Swift's "Eras Tour" were two of the hottest tickets this summer, both estimated to have earned more than $1 billion in sales.

Comments

PatMall
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 08:48:01
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar
pentagon
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 09:06:01
The political machine triumphs because it is united minority acting against a divided majority.
holly
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 09:09:01
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
snickerdoo
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 09:24:01
To oppose corruption in government is the highest obligation of patriotism.
american
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 09:27:01
No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.
crapface
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 09:36:01
He who laughs last didn’t get it. – Helen Giangregorio
mrdavis
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 09:39:01
You were cool way before hipsters were cool.
holly
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 09:42:01
Hmmm, this text message is a little too harsh, I’ll add ‘LOL’ at the end.
MichelleW
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 09:51:01
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
reggie
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 09:57:01
Sometimes you can learn things from the way a person denies something. The choice of lies can be almost as helpful as the truth.
crapface
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 10:00:01
The cornerstone of the political correctness that dominates campus culture is radical feminism.
DonaldTrump
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 10:09:01
The person of superior integrity does not insist upon his integrity. For this reason, he has integrity. The person of inferior integrity never loses sight of his integrity. For this reason, he lacks integrity.
dapper
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 10:12:01
All of us who are concerned for peace and triumph of reason and justice must be keenly aware how small an influence reason and honest good will exert upon events in the political field.
american
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 10:24:01
Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology you never got.
dapper
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 10:27:01
If politics is the art of the possible, research is surely the art of the soluble. Both are immensely practical-minded affairs.
DannyBoy
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 10:33:01
Sometimes you don’t realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness.
american
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 10:51:01
I am too lazy to be lazy.
chesirecat
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 10:54:01
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
holly
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 10:57:01
The key to integrity is to determine a sense of inner directedness that does not yield to the pressures of the age, that identifies with the highest rather than the lowest, the best rather than the worst, the ideal rather than the average, the excellent rather than mediocre.
chesirecat
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 11:00:01
You have power over your mind – not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.
holly
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 11:03:01
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
reggie
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 11:06:01
Inaction breeds doubt and fear. Action breeds confidence and courage. If you want to conquer fear, do not sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy.
peccili
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 11:09:01
Like integrity, love of life was not a subject to be studied, it was a contagion to be caught. And you had to catch it from someone who had it.
Chrischun
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 11:18:01
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
MichelleW
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 11:21:01
Love does not dominate; it cultivates.
pentagon
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 11:24:01
1492: Native Americans discover Columbus lost at sea.
milk4dh
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 11:27:01
We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.
FactCheck
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 11:36:01
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
RunRonnieRun
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 11:48:01
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
patty
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 11:51:01
You may dance like no one's watching, but everyone's watching because you're an amazing dancer!
DannyBoy
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 11:57:01
Your quirks are so you -- and I love that.
holly
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 12:00:01
The closer to the truth, the better the lie, and the truth itself, when it can be used, is the best lie.
FactCheck
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 12:03:01
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
MichelleW
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 12:09:01
Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie.
little
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 12:30:01
Boring!
thumbsup
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 12:33:01
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.
milk4dh
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 12:36:01
Living a life of integrity is one of the greatest missions we can undertake.
RunRonnieRun
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 12:39:01
Why do they write stories like this?
PatMall
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 12:42:01
When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.
milk4dh
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 12:45:01
You couldn't get a clue during the clue-mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
milk4dh
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 01:15:01
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
reggie
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 01:18:01
Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
reggie
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 01:21:01
One lie leads to another and eventually loses its strength and influence. Once it is lost, the lie becomes a 'shame' and the person loses all credibility.
american
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 01:27:01
Inaction breeds doubt and fear. Action breeds confidence and courage. If you want to conquer fear, do not sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy.
american
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 01:45:01
Political correctness the rigging of politics using different rules for different groups, and buttressed by the media ensures that Democrats always have the upper hand.
DonaldTrump
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 01:51:01
There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people for a purpose which is unattainable.
Chrischun
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 02:00:01
Build upon strengths, and weaknesses will gradually take care of themselves.
RunRonnieRun
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 02:03:01
You're one of a kind!
DannyBoy
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 02:06:01
You're like a ray of sunshine on a really dreary day.
dapper
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 02:09:01
People living deeply have no fear of death.
Poppy
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 02:33:01
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
mrdavis
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 02:39:01
Build upon strengths, and weaknesses will gradually take care of themselves.
DonaldTrump
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 02:48:01
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
dapper
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 03:00:01
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
RunRonnieRun
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 03:12:01
Embrace your grief and your sadness felt towards those that have passed and remember them with love.
FactCheck
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 03:15:01
Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.
dapper
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 03:27:01
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
sexybrain
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 03:30:01
I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry.
RunRonnieRun
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 03:39:01
snickerdoo
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 03:51:01
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
patty
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 03:57:01
Girl, I can tell he's been lying / And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you / Girl, you don't have to be hiding / Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you
RunRonnieRun
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 04:03:01
God bless you all!
holly
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 04:06:01
You have to accept whatever comes and the only important thing is that you meet it with courage and with the best that you have to give.
yahooligan
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 04:24:01
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
yahooligan
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 04:51:02
Resolve today that the toxic people won't take you down or even distract you.
RunRonnieRun
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 05:00:02
Sometimes we as human beings have to realizes what's more important to us. If you really love someone never cheat on them or tell lies in a relationship or marriage, you never know when the lies will catch up with you.
DannyBoy
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 05:03:02
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up and handle it.
milk4dh
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 05:21:01
Truth is treason in the empire of lies.
DonaldTrump
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 05:42:01
The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
FactCheck
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 05:51:01
What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?
reggie
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 06:03:01
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
sexybrain
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 06:30:01
It is a fine game to play— the game of politics— and it is well worth waiting for a good hand before really plunging.
RunRonnieRun
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 06:36:01
The morality of patriotism is intimately connected with controversies concerning such topics as character and motivation, human nature, citizenship, the role of the state, political identity and obligation, and the basic structure of morality.
pentagon
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 06:42:01
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
sexybrain
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 06:45:01
To everyone battling a difficulty or under attack right now, smile, keep your head up, keep moving and stay positive, you'll get through it.
chesirecat
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 07:06:01
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
poopface
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 07:21:01
What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing
reggie
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 08:03:01
Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting in a particular way.
patty
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 08:09:01
In the real world, I have to wake up, go to my stupid job, and barely get by. Good thing all these celebs and politicians and journalists get to make money by pumping out this filfth.
mrdavis
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 08:15:01
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
sexybrain
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 08:54:01
There is no act of treachery or meanness of which a political party is not capable; for in politics, there is no honour.
american
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 09:27:01
A man's feet must be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
snickerdoo
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 09:51:01
Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother. – Ken Dodd
thumbsup
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 10:00:01
Keep your head up, keep your heart strong.
PatMall
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 10:33:01
I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo.
Milkman
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 10:57:01
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
Poppy
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 11:12:01
Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in (consequence) is enough to bury those who did not return.
doodooface
commented 10 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 11:21:01
The person of superior integrity does not insist upon his integrity. For this reason, he has integrity. The person of inferior integrity never loses sight of his integrity. For this reason, he lacks integrity.
reggie
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 12:06:01
Victories that are easy are cheap. Those only are worth having which come as the result of hard fighting.
crapface
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 12:21:01
To everyone battling a difficulty or under attack right now, smile, keep your head up, keep moving and stay positive, you'll get through it.
dapper
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 12:24:01
Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse
idiotboy
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 12:27:01
You're strong.
MichelleW
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 12:54:01
Today is like the best day
reggie
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 01:00:01
Your life does not get better by chance, it gets better by change.
DonaldTrump
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 01:03:01
You're like a ray of sunshine on a really dreary day.
little
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 02:12:01
You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.
doodooface
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 02:15:01
He who is silent and bows his head dies every time he does so. He who speaks aloud and walks with his head held high dies only once.
crapface
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 02:27:02
If you behave like a moron, people will treat you like one.
MichelleW
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 02:30:02
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
chesirecat
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 02:36:01
Fact check: didn't happen.
yahooligan
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 02:45:01
Beauty is a light switch away . . .
doodooface
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 02:57:02
A good country song taps into strong undercurrents of family, faith and patriotism.
poopface
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 03:03:01
You have the right to remain silent, but you can never repeat, never lie or shade the truth.
snickerdoo
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 03:06:01
The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run.
peccili
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 03:24:01
This is exactly the kind of topic a site like this is useful for. I need more stories like this.
Poppy
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 03:33:01
Sometimes you can learn things from the way a person denies something. The choice of lies can be almost as helpful as the truth.
yahooligan
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 03:39:01
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
PatMall
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 04:09:01
Integrity is what you feel.
MichelleW
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 04:42:01
Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.
RunRonnieRun
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 05:15:01
Blind patriotism has been kept intact by rewriting history to provide people with moral consolation and a psychological basis for denial.
peccili
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 05:42:01
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. – Ann Landers
pentagon
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 05:51:01
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
holly
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 06:06:01
If the union is once severed, the line of separation will grow wider and wider, and the controversies which are now debated and settled in the halls of legislation will then be tried in field of battle and determined by the sword.
reggie
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 06:18:01
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.
yahooligan
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 06:33:01
Integrity is so perishable in the summer months of success.
pentagon
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 06:39:01
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
sexybrain
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 06:48:01
The first step is you have to say that you can.
poopface
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 07:00:01
I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.
dapper
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 07:09:02
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
DonaldTrump
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 07:15:01
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself...you can always write a book.
peccili
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 08:00:01
A negative and toxic person never feels teased with the genuine presence of the pretenders in his network and he always feels pleased with the absence of the genuine leader in his circle.
Milkman
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 08:27:01
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
sexybrain
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 08:42:01
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
peccili
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 08:48:01
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
reggie
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 08:51:01
The vice-presidency is like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.
peccili
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 09:24:01
We must also look into our feelings of grief and loss. When we accept that everything is constantly changing, when we accept the inevitability that people and animals die, we can deal with pain in a much better fashion.
american
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 09:27:01
Political correctness the rigging of politics using different rules for different groups, and buttressed by the media ensures that Democrats always have the upper hand.
DannyBoy
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 09:33:01
I’m sorry that I’m not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
RunRonnieRun
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 09:48:01
There is no better test of a man's integrity than his behavior when he is wrong.
Chrischun
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 10:15:01
I hates stories like this.
dapper
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 10:33:01
It's summertime, lights fade away / It's wintertime, let's make it summer / Don't look down, keep your head up
patty
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 10:51:01
The evening news is where they start by saying “good evening,” and proceed by telling you why it’s not.
american
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 10:57:01
Politics without compromise is like a car without a gearbox; it can look quite elegant but you won't get anything out of it.
PatMall
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 11:06:01
You already hold the most valuable possession you will ever own, your integrity.
poopface
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 11:15:02
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
pentagon
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 11:30:01
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.
mrdavis
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 11:54:01
You value yourself, spiritually, mentally, and physically. You are a unique individual with so many talents and gifts. You look in the mirror and exclaim, 'I am worthy!'
Poppy
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 12:06:01
There’s no 'I' in team, but there is in 'win.'
holly
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 12:12:01
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.
sexybrain
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 12:18:01
Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting in a particular way.
sexybrain
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 12:39:01
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
poopface
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 12:51:01
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
sexybrain
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 12:54:01
A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.
Milkman
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 01:03:01
I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo.
RunRonnieRun
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 01:09:01
Toxic people will pollute everything around them. Don't hesitate. Fumigate.
Poppy
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 01:15:01
Most obstacles melt away when we make up our minds to walk boldly through them.
doodooface
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 01:24:01
There is no better test of a man's integrity than his behavior when he is wrong.
sexybrain
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 02:06:01
Smiles are contagious, be a carrier.
milk4dh
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 02:18:02
Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.
RunRonnieRun
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 02:21:02
Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.
holly
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 02:33:01
What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?
american
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 02:36:01
Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother. – Ken Dodd
pentagon
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 02:51:01
You're lying, I'm buying / I'm buying every word / I love your lies / I love your games
milk4dh
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 02:54:01
As fast as each opportunity presents itself, use it! No matter how tiny an opportunity it may be, use it!
reggie
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 03:00:02
You are awesome!
patty
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 03:18:01
When we live by the truth, we possess integrity.
holly
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 03:33:01
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.
sexybrain
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 03:36:01
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
Chrischun
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 03:39:01
You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)
DonaldTrump
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 03:54:01
Only a man of integrity can possess the virtue of honesty, since only the faking of one’s consciousness can permit the faking of existence.
milk4dh
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 03:57:02
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.
MichelleW
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 04:00:01
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
little
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 04:03:01
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
FactCheck
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 04:06:01
Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character.
Chrischun
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 04:12:01
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
idiotboy
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 04:21:01
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
crapface
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 04:30:01
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
DannyBoy
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 04:33:01
If someone based an Internet meme on you, it would have impeccable grammar.
snickerdoo
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 04:45:01
FAKE news!!!
FactCheck
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 04:51:01
You were cool way before hipsters were cool.
sexybrain
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 04:57:01
All of us who are concerned for peace and triumph of reason and justice must be keenly aware how small an influence reason and honest good will exert upon events in the political field.
sexybrain
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 05:30:01
Do what you feel in your heart to be right—for you’ll be criticized anyway.
patty
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 05:36:02
You were cool way before hipsters were cool.
thumbsup
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 05:48:01
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
holly
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 06:09:01
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.
PatMall
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 06:30:01
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
doodooface
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 06:57:01
Sensitive souls draw in the negativity of others because they are so open.
Poppy
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 07:21:01
What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
yahooligan
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 07:39:01
Wow!
holly
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 07:51:01
So long as we have enough people in this country willing to fight for their rights, we'll be call a democracy.
MichelleW
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 08:18:01
If you don't like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.
Milkman
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 08:24:01
The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
RunRonnieRun
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 08:27:01
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
reggie
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 08:57:01
The true perfection of man lies not in what man has, but in what man is.
MichelleW
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 09:00:01
Good :3
MichelleW
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 09:09:01
When life gives you melons . . . you might be dyslexic.
FactCheck
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 09:36:01
Yes, of course, I am athletic, I surf the Internet every day.
Poppy
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 09:48:01
One of the better articles I've read today.
chesirecat
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 10:03:01
Weed and feed. Our minds are like a garden; each day you need to weed out the negativity and feed it positivity.
sexybrain
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 10:21:01
Do what you feel in your heart to be right—for you’ll be criticized anyway.
Milkman
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 10:27:01
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
RunRonnieRun
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 10:51:01
If you been hurt, keep your head up, you'll find / If you ever been hurt keep your head up
Milkman
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 11:24:01
You cannot tailor-make the situations in life but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations.
milk4dh
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 11:39:01
I have Alzheimer’s bulimia, first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke. – Cindy from Marzahn
thumbsup
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 11:45:01
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
idiotboy
commented 10 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 11:54:01
This just in, I don't give a shit.
doodooface
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 12:09:01
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
little
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 12:24:01
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
chesirecat
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 01:00:01
Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes.... Keep hope alive.
yahooligan
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 01:09:01
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that’s confusing.
reggie
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 01:24:01
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
pentagon
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 02:18:01
A true patriot never abandons his country at the hour of need.
reggie
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 02:21:01
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!
little
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 02:51:01
Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.
mrdavis
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 02:54:01
A lie has no legs, and cannot stand; but it has wings, and can fly far and wide.
holly
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 03:33:02
Your own father said that artists use lies to tell the truth. Yes, I created a lie. But because you believed it, you found something true about yourself.
RunRonnieRun
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 04:03:01
When we lie in a relationship, we hide the truth ourselves and our circumstances, which we perceive as a means of control.
DonaldTrump
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 04:45:01
In other news, I'm having pizza for dinner tonight.
poopface
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 04:54:01
It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
peccili
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 04:57:01
Some say if you want success surround yourself with successful people. I say if you want true and lasting success surround yourself with people of integrity.
dapper
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 05:03:01
You can, you should, and if you're brave enough to start, you will.
DannyBoy
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 05:09:01
Integrity is a lifestyle characterized by the indwelling of God's word.
mrdavis
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 05:42:01
Remain calm even in the mist of mistrust and accusations. Your integrity and track records will surely speak for you.
poopface
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 05:57:01
Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing.
poopface
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 06:03:01
The constitution is the guide which I will never abandon.
DonaldTrump
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 06:12:01
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I’m still going to keep looking.
MichelleW
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 06:18:01
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
chesirecat
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 06:36:01
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
crapface
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 06:39:01
Fake!
reggie
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 06:48:01
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
yahooligan
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 06:51:01
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it!
RunRonnieRun
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 07:03:01
When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.
american
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 07:09:01
When a whole nation is roaring patriotism at the top of its voice, I am fain to explore the cleanness of its hands and the purity of its heart.
Milkman
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 07:15:01
This just in, I don't give a shit.
american
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 07:18:01
A man of integrity can be trusted.
Milkman
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 07:33:02
Not saying I hate you, but if your face was on fire and I had a glass of water, I’d drink it.
milk4dh
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 07:36:01
Protect your good image from the eyes of negative viewers, who may look at your good appearance with an ugly fiendish eye, and ruin your positive qualities with their chemical infested tongues.
Poppy
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 07:54:01
Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are your own fears.
RunRonnieRun
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 09:00:01
If you believe in unlimited quality and act in all your business dealings with total integrity, the rest will take care of itself.
Chrischun
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 09:21:01
This is not happening.
dapper
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 09:39:01
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
idiotboy
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 09:51:02
If you were a scented candle they'd call it Perfectly Imperfect (and it would smell like summer).
patty
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 09:54:01
Telling lies is such a heavy weight to bear.
snickerdoo
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 10:36:01
When a toxic person doesn't get his or her way, their next gambit is often to make your motives sound sinister.
patty
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 10:42:01
I really should do something with my life, maybe tomorrow.
pentagon
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 11:12:01
It is important to keep your head up and follow what you believe is right.
crapface
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 11:42:01
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
Poppy
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 12:03:01
Be willing to be a beginner every single morning.
thumbsup
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 12:18:01
Political correctness is a label the privileged often use to distract from their privilege and hate.
reggie
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 12:24:01
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
RunRonnieRun
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 12:42:01
A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.
thumbsup
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 12:45:01
A patriot may choose to give up professional opportunities overseas in order to stay in her country, she may lie or cheat to protect her country, and she may kill or die for her country, all as expressions of patriotism.
reggie
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 01:00:01
Tough times never last, but tough people do.
idiotboy
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 01:09:01
If you were a scented candle they'd call it Perfectly Imperfect (and it would smell like summer).
mrdavis
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 01:24:01
Ho Boy!
reggie
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 01:36:01
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
holly
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 01:48:01
Regain your power, every word that leaves your mouth should breathe love.
DannyBoy
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 01:51:01
Political correctness is a war on noticing.
Chrischun
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 02:00:01
That thing you don't like about yourself is what makes you so interesting.
holly
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 02:06:01
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.
MichelleW
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 02:21:01
who is this written for?
american
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 02:42:01
Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. Yeah, so is a grenade.
chesirecat
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 02:57:01
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. – Benjamin Franklin
FactCheck
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 03:00:01
If I’m going to have hope, I’m going to have to learn to endure disappointment.
crapface
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 03:03:01
Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.
sexybrain
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 03:12:01
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
yahooligan
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 03:15:01
Hanging out with you is always a blast.
patty
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 03:45:01
You have a great sense of humor.
thumbsup
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 04:03:01
There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.
DannyBoy
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 04:09:01
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
Chrischun
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 04:15:01
But, chin up. There's a medal in it for sure. Nothing like a scrap of ribbon to cheer up a widow
milk4dh
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 04:18:01
Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong.
dapper
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 04:30:01
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
holly
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 04:45:01
Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie.
snickerdoo
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 05:00:01
Your ability to recall random factoids at just the right time is impressive.
sexybrain
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 05:03:01
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
FactCheck
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 05:15:01
Who raised you? They deserve a medal for a job well done.
little
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 05:21:01
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
reggie
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 05:36:01
I remember hurting her and her hurting me / I remember losing sleep, she was haunting my dreams / It's alright, chin up kid, it'll all be fine / There's not a wound in this world that won't heal with time
DonaldTrump
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 05:42:01
I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it. – Bill Murray
sexybrain
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 06:03:02
Patriotism, when it wants to make itself felt in the domain of learning, is a dirty fellow who should be thrown out of doors.
mrdavis
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 06:12:01
If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..
patty
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 06:51:01
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
Milkman
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 06:57:01
Death is hereditary.
crapface
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 07:06:01
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
poopface
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 07:21:01
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. – Stuart Turner
peccili
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 07:24:01
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.
milk4dh
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 07:33:01
You're even more beautiful on the inside than you are on the outside.
mrdavis
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 07:36:01
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
thumbsup
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 08:18:01
You were cool way before hipsters were cool.
Milkman
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 08:21:01
It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get up.
Chrischun
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 08:30:01
The nation that forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten.
RunRonnieRun
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 08:39:01
You've got an awesome sense of humor!
dapper
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 08:42:01
To everyone battling a difficulty or under attack right now, smile, keep your head up, keep moving and stay positive, you'll get through it.
RunRonnieRun
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 08:48:01
So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.
patty
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 09:03:01
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
mrdavis
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 09:06:01
It doesn't matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
Milkman
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 09:18:01
Lying in a relationship can bring about extreme pain and anger when uncovered, and believe me; it will be uncovered at a most inopportune time.
thumbsup
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 09:24:02
I would have written this earlier, but I was out back burning my MyPillow
holly
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 09:30:01
He who walks with wise men will be wise, but the companion of fools will suffer harm, Let go of the friends who are no longer uplifting you. Spend time with people who inspire you to be better.
american
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 10:12:01
When you're not afraid to be yourself is when you're most incredible.
doodooface
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 10:18:01
Are comments back? This is great.
yahooligan
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 10:27:02
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
snickerdoo
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 10:36:01
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
thumbsup
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 10:45:01
Man doesn’t know what he is capable of until he is asked.
pentagon
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 10:54:01
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
patty
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 11:27:01
Hmmm, this text message is a little too harsh, I’ll add ‘LOL’ at the end.
crapface
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 11:39:01
Weed and feed. Our minds are like a garden; each day you need to weed out the negativity and feed it positivity.
poopface
commented 10 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 11:48:01
I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
little
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 12:03:01
When nothing is going right, go left.
thumbsup
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 12:12:01
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck
Chrischun
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 12:18:01
What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?
peccili
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 12:33:01
When you make a mistake, you try to fix it.
dapper
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 12:36:01
Can't we all just get along?
crapface
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 01:00:01
Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future.
doodooface
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 01:03:01
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Envelope.
american
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 01:06:01
The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
RunRonnieRun
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 01:15:01
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
MichelleW
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 01:21:01
Do not go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
peccili
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 01:30:01
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
DonaldTrump
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 01:42:01
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
idiotboy
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 01:45:01
The only power you have is the word ‘no’. – Frances McDormand
Milkman
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 01:51:01
A single lie destroys a whole reputation of integrity.
little
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 02:06:01
Change is good, but dollars are better.
MichelleW
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 02:09:01
american
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 02:18:01
I got a gun for my wife—best trade I’ve ever made.
poopface
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 02:36:01
Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow
dapper
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 02:51:01
Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.
Milkman
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 03:21:01
You're a smart cookie.
snickerdoo
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 03:27:01
You are really kind to people around you.
sexybrain
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 03:39:01
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
reggie
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 03:57:01
When nothing is going right, go left.
Milkman
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 04:03:01
Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.
FactCheck
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 04:33:01
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.
Chrischun
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 04:42:01
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
patty
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 04:45:02
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
reggie
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 04:48:01
I eat cake because it’s someone’s birthday somewhere today.
thumbsup
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 04:57:01
Keep your head up. It has to get worse before it gets better.
yahooligan
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 05:00:01
Patriotism is a religion, the egg from which wars are hatched.
american
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 05:18:01
The greatest act of faith some days is to simply get up and face another day.
Chrischun
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 05:39:01
Sorry, I didn’t pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
poopface
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 06:39:01
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
Chrischun
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 06:45:01
Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness.
pentagon
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 07:09:01
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Envelope.
milk4dh
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 07:27:01
Ham and eggs—a day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.
sexybrain
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 07:30:01
Expect while reaching for the stars, people to whirl by with their dark clouds and storm upon you.
thumbsup
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 07:51:01
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
Poppy
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 07:54:01
By definition, anyone involved in a secret, forbidden relationship is involved in lies, large and small.
crapface
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 08:06:01
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
chesirecat
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 08:15:01
How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
FactCheck
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 08:33:01
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
Milkman
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 08:42:01
Never judge a book by its movie.
milk4dh
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 08:54:01
All those stories I've been hearing / I wouldn't believe that they were true / But just this morning over coffee / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
FactCheck
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 09:03:01
They say ‘don’t try this at home’ so I’m coming over to your house to try it.
american
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 09:09:01
Smiles are contagious, be a carrier.
idiotboy
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 09:18:01
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
american
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 09:36:01
Be strong, believe in who you are; be strong, believe in what you feel.
american
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 09:39:02
The nail that sticks its head up is the one that gets hit.
holly
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 09:45:01
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
chesirecat
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 10:27:01
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch
doodooface
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 10:33:02
A lie that is half-truth is the darkest of all lies.
FactCheck
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 10:39:01
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
yahooligan
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 10:42:01
You’re born free, then you’re taxed to death.
thumbsup
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 11:12:02
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.
DannyBoy
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 11:33:02
Can February march? No, but April may.
milk4dh
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 11:39:02
You're more helpful than you realize.
dapper
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 11:54:01
A husband who lies to his wife about an adulterous relationship may place his wife in harm's way.
idiotboy
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 12:03:01
Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality.
FactCheck
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 12:09:01
One of the most striking differences between a cat and lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
chesirecat
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 12:18:01
Let your life reflect the faith you have in God. Fear nothing and pray about everything. Be strong, trust God's word, and trust the process.
poopface
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 12:21:01
Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred.
chesirecat
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 12:24:01
Toxic people will pollute everything around them. Don't hesitate. Fumigate.
mrdavis
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 12:42:01
What do you do when it's too much for you / Chin up, chin up / You know these sticks and these stones cannot break my bones / Chin up, chin up
chesirecat
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 12:51:02
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
sexybrain
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 01:00:02
Chin up, chin up / Everybody loves a happy face / Wear it, share it / It'll brighten up the darkest place / Twinkle, sparkle / Let a little sunshine in / You'll be on the right side, looking at the bright side / Up with your chinny-chin-chin.
Milkman
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 01:15:01
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
DonaldTrump
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 01:21:01
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
chesirecat
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 01:45:01
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.
little
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 01:51:01
Sharing doesn't exist when communicating with toxic people.
thumbsup
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 01:54:01
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
american
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 01:57:02
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot. – Chris Rock
yahooligan
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 02:24:01
Show me someone who has done something worthwhile, and I’ll show you someone who has overcome adversity.”
little
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 02:30:01
Of course, I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
mrdavis
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 02:36:01
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
yahooligan
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 02:39:01
Why did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
doodooface
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 02:45:01
IDK, this doesn't seem right.
pentagon
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 02:48:01
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
poopface
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 03:12:02
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
reggie
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 03:15:01
In this era of political correctness, some people seem unaware that being squeamish about words can mean being blind to realities.
MichelleW
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 03:18:01
All of us who are concerned for peace and triumph of reason and justice must be keenly aware how small an influence reason and honest good will exert upon events in the political field.
DonaldTrump
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 03:33:02
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
MichelleW
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 03:36:01
Integrity means our outward life is consistent with our inner convictions.
reggie
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 03:42:01
Only a man of integrity can possess the virtue of honesty, since only the faking of one’s consciousness can permit the faking of existence.
Chrischun
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 04:09:01
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
holly
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 04:30:01
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
thumbsup
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 04:39:01
Being in Politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
DannyBoy
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 04:45:01
Politics are almost as exciting as war and quite as dangerous.
milk4dh
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 05:15:01
When the past comes knocking, don’t answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
Milkman
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 05:30:01
It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
yahooligan
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 05:42:01
You're a gift to those around you.
snickerdoo
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 06:00:01
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
Chrischun
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 06:09:01
Toxic individuals drain us of joy, energy, and peace.
dapper
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 06:33:01
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
thumbsup
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 06:36:01
He loves his country best who strives to make it best.
patty
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 06:45:01
I bet you do the crossword puzzle in ink.
FactCheck
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 06:48:01
Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positve, it will take their breath away.
poopface
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 07:03:01
Don't make me come over there and do your job
peccili
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 07:15:01
Use your own problems to remember that others have problems too.
idiotboy
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 07:39:01
You are more powerful than your circumstances. They don't define you. You do.
doodooface
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 07:48:01
In politics, guts is all.
Milkman
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 07:51:01
Thank you for being you.
DannyBoy
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 07:57:01
Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way. And don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.
american
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 08:00:02
When a toxic person doesn't get his or her way, their next gambit is often to make your motives sound sinister.
Poppy
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 08:21:01
Lying to ourselves is more deeply ingrained than lying to others.
patty
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 08:24:01
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the survival and success of liberty.
milk4dh
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 08:36:01
If you fell down yesterday, stand up today.
DannyBoy
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 09:12:01
A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours. – Milton Berle
DannyBoy
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 09:24:01
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. – Walter Bagehot
DannyBoy
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 09:42:01
Every good citizen makes his country's honor his own, and cherishes it not only as precious but as sacred.
sexybrain
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 09:54:01
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing.
patty
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 10:06:01
Keep your head up, because there's always tomorrow / Put the Lord first, be strong, you can't go wrong / Love is on the way if you just pray, and hold on
MichelleW
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 10:15:01
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?
Milkman
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 10:54:01
Never let your best friends get lonely, keep disturbing them.
pentagon
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 11:00:01
I may be compelled to face danger, but never fear it, and while our soldiers can stand and fight, I can stand and feed and nurse them.
milk4dh
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 11:06:01
How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree . . . and then realize it was your air-freshener.
RunRonnieRun
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 11:30:01
The cornerstone of the political correctness that dominates campus culture is radical feminism.
yahooligan
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 11:48:01
The concept of integrity is about needing wholeness of character.
FactCheck
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 11:51:01
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
milk4dh
commented 10 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 11:57:01
Has anyone ever told you that you have great posture?