Cedar Fair and Six Flags will merge to create a playtime powerhouse in North America

9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 11:30:16
Cedar Fair and Six Flags are merging to create an expansive amusement park operator with operations spread across 17 U.S. states and three countries. The combined company, worth more than $3.5 billion, will boast 27 amusement parks, 15 water parks and ni...

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dapper
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 11:51:01
The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.
idiotboy
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 02:00:01
The only power you have is the word ‘no’. – Frances McDormand
idiotboy
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 04:03:01
To everyone battling a difficulty or under attack right now, smile, keep your head up, keep moving and stay positive, you'll get through it.
crapface
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 04:30:01
I like your style.
thumbsup
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 05:24:01
Beauty is a light switch away . . .
sexybrain
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 05:27:01
Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in (consequence) is enough to bury those who did not return.
reggie
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 06:24:01
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
Chrischun
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 07:42:01
You've got to stay strong to be strong in tough times.
FactCheck
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 08:12:01
It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
patty
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 08:15:01
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
little
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 09:03:01
One lie leads to another and eventually loses its strength and influence. Once it is lost, the lie becomes a 'shame' and the person loses all credibility.
dapper
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 09:27:01
You cannot expect to live a positive life if you hang with negative people.
yahooligan
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 09:36:01
Papercut: A tree’s final moment of revenge.
pentagon
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 10:21:01
If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
PatMall
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 10:30:01
Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion.
FactCheck
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 10:33:01
Never "for the sake of peace and quiet" deny your own experience or convictions.
crapface
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 10:45:01
Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach.
pentagon
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 10:48:01
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
reggie
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 10:57:01
How is it that you always look great, even in sweatpants?
crapface
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 11:36:01
Some lies are just kindness.
PatMall
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 11:48:01
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
DonaldTrump
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 11:57:01
You never run out of things that can go wrong. – Edward A. Murphy
sexybrain
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 12:00:01
Be sure what you want and be sure about yourself.
patty
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 12:03:01
You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.
doodooface
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 12:09:01
Never let anyone tell you who you are, hold your head up high, look them in the eyes and TELL them who you are.
thumbsup
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 12:15:01
You have the best ideas.
idiotboy
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 12:36:01
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
dapper
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 12:45:01
Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes.... Keep hope alive.
crapface
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 01:06:01
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
poopface
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 01:12:01
Sharing doesn't exist when communicating with toxic people.
pentagon
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 01:18:01
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
Poppy
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 01:24:01
A husband who lies to his wife about an adulterous relationship may place his wife in harm's way.
DonaldTrump
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 01:57:01
I don't have time to distinguish between the unfortunate and the incompetent.
yahooligan
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 02:09:01
The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.
american
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 02:30:01
A question that often comes up in my practice is whether people who have affairs are liars. Of course they are.
thumbsup
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 02:33:01
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
Poppy
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 02:36:01
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
crapface
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 02:39:01
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
yahooligan
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 03:03:01
Hmmm, this text message is a little too harsh, I’ll add ‘LOL’ at the end.
FactCheck
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 03:24:01
If we really love ourselves, everything in our life works.
RunRonnieRun
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 03:36:01
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
DonaldTrump
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 03:39:01
You're a candle in the darkness.
DonaldTrump
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 03:51:01
Babies and small animals probably love you.
milk4dh
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 03:54:01
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
FactCheck
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 04:00:01
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
holly
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 04:12:01
When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.
snickerdoo
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 04:24:01
I love my country, not my government.
dapper
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 04:27:01
He knows nothing, and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
idiotboy
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 04:54:01
Never let anyone tell you who you are, hold your head up high, look them in the eyes and TELL them who you are.
DonaldTrump
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 04:57:01
Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting in a particular way.
DonaldTrump
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 05:00:01
If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..
holly
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 05:21:01
True patriots we; for be it understood we left our country for our country's good.
DannyBoy
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 05:27:01
By patriotism is meant, not only spontaneous, instinctive love for one's own nation, and preference for it above all other nations, but also the belief that such love and preference are good and useful.
Milkman
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 05:30:01
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. —Mark Twain
crapface
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 05:51:01
Those who wear the uniform of the United States know better than anyone the meaning of American Citizenship.
Poppy
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 06:09:01
One flag, one land, one heart, one hand, One Nation evermore!
Poppy
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 06:27:01
Why do they write stories like this?
Poppy
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 06:33:01
Always remember: you're unique, just like everyone else.
yahooligan
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 06:51:01
And I took that personally...
MichelleW
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 07:24:01
He is not wise to me who is wise in words only, but he who is wise in deeds.
thumbsup
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 07:45:01
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength
poopface
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 07:48:01
A liar is always lavish of oaths.
Chrischun
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 07:54:01
The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
american
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 08:00:01
People living deeply have no fear of death.
poopface
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 08:09:01
Keep your head up, because there's always tomorrow / Put the Lord first, be strong, you can't go wrong / Love is on the way if you just pray, and hold on
PatMall
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 08:12:01
Liars are always most disposed to swear
MichelleW
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 08:15:01
Political correctness is a label the privileged often use to distract from their privilege and hate.
RunRonnieRun
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 08:30:01
A war for a great principle ennobles a nation.
patty
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 08:39:01
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
Poppy
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 08:51:01
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
doodooface
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 09:09:01
Like integrity, love of life was not a subject to be studied, it was a contagion to be caught. And you had to catch it from someone who had it.
RunRonnieRun
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 09:24:01
Integrity is telling myself the truth. And honesty is telling the truth to other people.
FactCheck
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 09:27:01
Public sentiment is everything. With public sentiment nothing can fail; without it nothing can succeed. He who molds public sentiment goes deeper than he who enacts statutes or decisions possible or impossible to execute.
DannyBoy
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 09:54:01
Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred.
chesirecat
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 10:03:01
If at first, you don’t succeed, so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman
poopface
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 10:12:01
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
idiotboy
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 10:18:01
To oppose corruption in government is the highest obligation of patriotism.
crapface
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 10:24:01
If you fell down yesterday, stand up today.
holly
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 11:03:01
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns
FactCheck
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 11:09:01
Political correctness is the natural continuum from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self-appointed group of vigilantes imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this.
MichelleW
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 11:18:01
I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
Chrischun
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 11:33:01
What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?
yahooligan
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 11:57:01
Politics is but the common pulsebeat, of which revolution is the feverspasm.
yahooligan
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 01:09:01
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
yahooligan
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 01:27:01
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter; people the opposite.
holly
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 01:33:01
As tides of life rise and fall, life is constant, like the waves crashing upon the shore. Persistence is the key in high and low times...
DannyBoy
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 02:39:02
I may not know karate, but I know crazy and I’m not afraid to use it.
crapface
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 03:09:01
Why do they write stories like this?
pentagon
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 03:18:01
You're even better than a unicorn, because you're real.
idiotboy
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 03:27:01
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn’t seen my big screen TV.
little
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 03:42:02
Toxic people are largely untreatable.
sexybrain
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 04:15:01
You cannot expect to live a positive life if you hang with negative people.
Milkman
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 04:39:01
Always be courageous and strong, and don't fear.
american
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 04:51:01
All those stories I've been hearing / I wouldn't believe that they were true / But just this morning over coffee / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
PatMall
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 04:54:01
Where's the beef?
DonaldTrump
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 05:00:02
When you fall, I will be there to catch you with love. Sincerely, the floor.
DannyBoy
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 05:06:01
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
chesirecat
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 05:09:01
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes.
yahooligan
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 05:15:01
This is not information anyone needed.
peccili
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 05:21:01
Living a life of integrity is one of the greatest missions we can undertake.
DonaldTrump
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 05:51:01
I appreciate you.
PatMall
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 06:12:01
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
snickerdoo
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 06:24:01
Believe and act as if it were impossible to fail.
doodooface
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 06:45:01
The political machine triumphs because it is united minority acting against a divided majority.
snickerdoo
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 07:09:01
When a whole nation is roaring patriotism at the top of its voice, I am fain to explore the cleanness of its hands and the purity of its heart.
american
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 07:36:01
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing.
RunRonnieRun
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 07:48:01
amazing!
dapper
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 08:24:01
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks.
yahooligan
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 09:42:02
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
PatMall
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 10:21:01
The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them.
PatMall
commented 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 11:03:01
For the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.
PatMall
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 12:00:01
Toxic people cannot tolerate consideration of others.
yahooligan
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 12:15:01
What we've got to do is keep hope alive. Because without it we'll sink.
peccili
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 12:21:02
Oh no, what am I going to do?
doodooface
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 12:42:01
You are more powerful than your circumstances. They don't define you. You do.
doodooface
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 12:48:01
I'm inspired by you.
FactCheck
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 01:03:01
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather . . . not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
idiotboy
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 01:09:01
No matter how bad it gets I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
milk4dh
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 01:54:02
Toxic people spread destruction and death to those who come in contact with them.
DonaldTrump
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 02:03:02
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Poppy
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 02:06:01
The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to such a pass that he cannot distinguish the truth within him.
sexybrain
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 02:24:01
This message approved by Donald J Trump
holly
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 02:30:01
Opportunities don’t happen, you create them.
peccili
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 02:48:02
You were cool way before hipsters were cool.
reggie
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 03:54:01
The American political system is like fast food— mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things...and everybody wants some.
sexybrain
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 04:12:01
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
peccili
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 04:30:01
Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach.
thumbsup
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 04:33:01
Politics is more difficult than physics.
snickerdoo
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 04:54:01
It's the soldier not the campus organizer who allows you to demonstrate.
PatMall
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 05:00:01
Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.
american
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 05:06:01
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
idiotboy
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 05:33:02
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
patty
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 05:45:01
When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.
chesirecat
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 06:24:01
From the crucible of courage, perseverance, and integrity comes triumph.
idiotboy
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 06:54:01
I may be compelled to face danger, but never fear it, and while our soldiers can stand and fight, I can stand and feed and nurse them.
DonaldTrump
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 07:00:02
Well-behaved women rarely make history.
poopface
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 07:15:01
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
mrdavis
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 07:18:01
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
little
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 07:21:01
So keep your chin up and look up high. You'll find your troubles will pass you by.
DonaldTrump
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 08:06:01
The constitution is the guide which I will never abandon.
snickerdoo
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 08:33:01
I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.
sexybrain
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 08:42:01
No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success.
Chrischun
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 09:09:01
Relax, it’s the weekend, just don’t blink or it will be all over.
reggie
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 09:15:01
You have to lift your head up out of the mud and just do it.
doodooface
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 09:21:01
A life lived with integrity even if it lacks the trappings of fame and fortune is a shining star in whose light others may follow in the years to come.
crapface
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 09:57:01
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
idiotboy
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 10:21:01
Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.
Poppy
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 10:36:01
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.
snickerdoo
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 10:54:01
This is not happening.
snickerdoo
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 10:57:01
It’s alright if you don’t agree with me, I can’t force you to be right.
idiotboy
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 11:03:01
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.
crapface
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 11:18:01
Courage is looking fear right in the eye and saying, ‘Get the hell out of my way, I’ve got things to do.
american
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 11:21:01
These men came here to storm these beaches for one purpose only, not to gain anything for ourselves, not to fulfill any ambitions that America had for conquest, but just to preserve freedom. Many thousands of men have died for such ideals as these, but these young boys were cut of in their prime.
MichelleW
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 01:03:01
When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
Milkman
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 02:09:01
I didn’t mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.
reggie
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 03:24:01
Integrity is congruence between what you know, what you profess, and what you do.
peccili
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 03:48:01
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died, Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
DonaldTrump
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 04:06:01
There's ordinary, and then there's you.
crapface
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 04:42:01
How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
pentagon
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 04:51:01
Integrity in turn creates the trust that we need for ordinary social and political intercourse.
MichelleW
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 05:24:01
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible.’
pentagon
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 05:33:01
Toxic men not only make you feel bad, they make you look bad.
little
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 05:36:01
Believe you can and you're halfway there.
holly
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 05:57:01
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
DannyBoy
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 06:21:01
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
doodooface
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 06:36:01
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
holly
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 06:57:01
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz
doodooface
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 07:03:01
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
Milkman
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 08:48:01
Can February march? No, but April may.
dapper
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 09:42:01
It doesn’t matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
DannyBoy
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 10:42:01
I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.
doodooface
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 10:57:01
Integrity is not a laughing matter but a serious issue, If a man cannot account for how a dollar committed to his hands was spent, don't expect he will be able to account for a million dollar.
milk4dh
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 11:03:01
Integrity was very important.
chesirecat
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 11:06:01
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. – Walter Bagehot
patty
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 11:09:01
I do not believe that war and military service are the only means to honor America. God grants us all the privilege of having our character and our patriotism tested.
FactCheck
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 11:12:01
I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now.
holly
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 11:27:02
I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
peccili
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 11:39:01
You can’t have everything, where would you put it? – Steven Alexander Wright
peccili
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 11:45:01
It's clobbering time.
doodooface
commented 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 11:54:01
Politics is made up of to words; 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics' which are blood-sucking insects
mrdavis
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 12:09:01
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
snickerdoo
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 12:27:01
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
patty
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 12:39:01
Having a toxic man in your life can affect your physical appearance and how you come across to others.
patty
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 01:24:01
Courage isn’t having the strength to go on – it is going on when you don’t have strength.
MichelleW
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 01:12:01
I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
Milkman
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 01:39:02
Let your life reflect the faith you have in God. Fear nothing and pray about everything. Be strong, trust God's word, and trust the process.
doodooface
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 02:00:01
If you feel lost, disappointed, hesitant, or weak, return to yourself, to who you are, here and now and when you get there, you will discover yourself, like a lotus flower in full bloom, even in a muddy pond, beautiful and strong.
Poppy
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 02:21:01
I’m going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I’m outstanding.
Milkman
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 03:57:01
A man who lies cannot love.
crapface
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 04:06:01
As the world falls, I will keep my head up high because I know at the end of the time, I fall with my heart sorrowing into the sky.
FactCheck
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 05:09:01
When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal.
snickerdoo
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 05:12:01
The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
milk4dh
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 05:30:01
Pain is temporary- The pain you feel today is only to get strength to face tomorrow.
peccili
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 05:33:01
Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag, and smile, smile, smile!
dapper
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 05:51:01
Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.
dapper
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 06:00:01
Can February march? No, but April may.
milk4dh
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 06:15:01
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
DonaldTrump
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 06:18:01
Political correctness is euphemism for fear to speak truth to authority.
doodooface
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 06:36:01
You are awesome!
chesirecat
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 07:03:01
The American political system is like fast food— mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things...and everybody wants some.
DonaldTrump
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 07:09:01
It is better to have your head in the clouds, and know where you are... than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them, and think that you are in paradise.
FactCheck
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 08:30:01
The time is always right to do what is right.
chesirecat
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 08:42:01
What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us.
Poppy
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 09:15:01
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
holly
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 09:36:01
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
little
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 10:09:01
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
yahooligan
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 10:18:01
Our country is not the only thing to which we owe our allegiance. It is also owed to justice and to humanity. Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
chesirecat
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 10:24:01
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. – Paul Ehrlich
milk4dh
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 10:45:01
Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet, miss a car payment.
thumbsup
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 10:51:01
True patriotism is not worship of our nation but rather, in the light of our worship of the God of justice, to conform our nation's ways of justice.
DonaldTrump
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 11:06:01
Encourage yourself to carry it out, to walk it out, to search it out, shout it out, and praise your way out to the change that's being presented with encouragement.
poopface
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 11:09:01
Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
mrdavis
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 11:39:01
Regain your power, every word that leaves your mouth should breathe love.
thumbsup
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 11:51:01
Don't make me come over there and do your job
mrdavis
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 11:57:01
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
DonaldTrump
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 12:00:01
The closer to the truth, the better the lie, and the truth itself, when it can be used, is the best lie.
milk4dh
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 12:15:02
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
doodooface
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 12:18:01
Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.
yahooligan
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 01:03:01
Those who wear the uniform of the United States know better than anyone the meaning of American Citizenship.
DonaldTrump
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 01:51:01
Politicians and corporations have always placed economic interests above moral interests. This is now hurting the entire planet.
crapface
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 02:09:01
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
peccili
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 02:15:01
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.
little
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 02:57:01
Toxic people cannot fanthom that other people have needs of their own.
Chrischun
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 03:00:01
These men came here to storm these beaches for one purpose only, not to gain anything for ourselves, not to fulfill any ambitions that America had for conquest, but just to preserve freedom. Many thousands of men have died for such ideals as these, but these young boys were cut of in their prime.
PatMall
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 03:24:01
From the crucible of courage, perseverance, and integrity comes triumph.
Poppy
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 03:27:02
*this
MichelleW
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 03:30:01
Every adversity, every failure, every heartache carries with it the seed of a greater or equal benefit.
holly
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 03:42:01
Girl you're crying, 'cause you're lying / To my face (I'm not dumb) / Stop lying to me about seeing a man
little
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 03:48:01
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
snickerdoo
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 03:54:02
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter.
sexybrain
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 04:12:01
Toxic people cannot fanthom that other people have needs of their own.
little
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 04:21:02
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
Poppy
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 04:39:01
When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
holly
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 05:06:01
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. – Bill Murray
RunRonnieRun
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 05:21:01
This sentence is a lie.
mrdavis
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 05:33:01
Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them.
Poppy
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 05:36:01
You're a great example to others.
milk4dh
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 06:03:02
Politics is made up of to words; 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics' which are blood-sucking insects
patty
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 06:06:01
People who project negativity typically have low self-esteem. They feel badly about themselves, and their negativity is simply a reflection of those feelings.
pentagon
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 06:12:01
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.
patty
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 06:48:01
Don't let it get the best of you, you'll make it out alive / Oh, people like us we've gotta stick together / Keep your head up, nothing lasts forever / Here's to the lost and forgotten / It's hard to get high when you're living on the bottom
crapface
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 06:51:01
Being pure in conduct also includes honesty and integrity in dealing with our fellowmen.
DonaldTrump
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 06:54:01
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. – Ann Landers
chesirecat
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 07:00:01
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
DannyBoy
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 07:45:01
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
thumbsup
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 07:57:01
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reggie
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 08:39:01
Trump 2024!
Chrischun
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 08:54:01
Toxic people ruin family gatherings. They assault friendships. They can run businesses into the ground.
crapface
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 09:18:01
Honesty creates integrity. Integrity creates inner peace.
FactCheck
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 09:24:02
You're even better than a unicorn, because you're real.
Poppy
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 09:27:01
You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.
patty
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 09:51:01
I have Alzheimer’s bulimia, first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke. – Cindy from Marzahn
milk4dh
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 09:54:02
Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses.
peccili
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 10:12:01
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
reggie
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 10:18:01
This is not happening.
doodooface
commented 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 10:51:01
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.