Swifties are falling in love with Travis Kelce's old tweets

4 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 08:30:05
Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce's old social media posts have caught the attention of Taylor Swift fans, who are roasting the NFL star for his appreciation of chicken Alfredo, interest in squirrels and disregard for math class, among other thing...

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reggie
commented 4 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 08:33:01
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
DannyBoy
commented 4 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 09:33:01
You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.
idiotboy
commented 4 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 11:30:01
Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out.
idiotboy
commented 4 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 12:27:01
Chin up, Chang. Believe in yourself and others will, too.
yahooligan
commented 4 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 12:48:01
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
doodooface
commented 4 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 01:48:01
Thank you for being you.
doodooface
commented 4 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 03:00:01
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
peccili
commented 4 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 07:48:01
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
yahooligan
commented 4 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 07:51:01
Yes, of course, I am athletic, I surf the Internet every day.
PatMall
commented 4 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 08:00:01
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying.
yahooligan
commented 4 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 08:12:01
There are no particular acts that are necessary for patriotism.
DannyBoy
commented 4 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 08:15:01
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
doodooface
commented 4 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 08:30:01
Again, this is really, really bad advice.
crapface
commented 4 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 08:36:01
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
RunRonnieRun
commented 4 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 09:54:01
Somehow you make time stop and fly at the same time.
RunRonnieRun
commented 4 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 09:57:01
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
DannyBoy
commented 4 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 10:42:01
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
poopface
commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 12:30:01
True integrity holds its ground even when such a stance means that you have let go of everything else that’s sitting on that ground.
Milkman
commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 01:03:01
If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
mrdavis
commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 01:12:01
Truthfulness is the main element of character.
Chrischun
commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 01:27:01
Your lying blue eyes used to charm me / And hypnotize me through and through / Like a fool Lord I've been dreaming / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
yahooligan
commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 01:45:01
You're great at figuring stuff out.
sexybrain
commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 01:48:01
I believe in America because we have great dreams and because we have the opportunity to make those dreams come true.
dapper
commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 02:39:01
Flexibility makes buildings to be stronger, imagine what it can do to your soul.
idiotboy
commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 03:12:01
Integrity is not a 90 percent thing, not a 95 percent thing; either you have it or you don't.
poopface
commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 03:27:01
Integrity is the first step to true greatness.
Milkman
commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 04:27:01
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
mrdavis
commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 04:48:01
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
DonaldTrump
commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 05:00:01
Dream big and dare to fail.
peccili
commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 05:18:01
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
Chrischun
commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 05:42:02
Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.
PatMall
commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 05:57:01
A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.
sexybrain
commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 06:30:01
The nail that sticks its head up is the one that gets hit.
DannyBoy
commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 06:54:02
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
patty
commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 07:18:01
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those that try to tell the truth.
sexybrain
commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 08:36:01
The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.
patty
commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 10:15:01
No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success.
doodooface
commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 11:54:01
Every good citizen makes his country's honor his own, and cherishes it not only as precious but as sacred.
thumbsup
commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 12:18:01
Being around you makes everything better!
Milkman
commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 01:21:01
Girl, I can tell he's been lying / And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you / Girl, you don't have to be hiding / Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you
PatMall
commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 03:27:02
Nope. Didn't happen.
snickerdoo
commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 03:33:01
You bring out the best in other people.
little
commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 03:45:02
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
dapper
commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 03:48:01
I can do this all day
dapper
commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 04:03:01
In politics, guts is all.
yahooligan
commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 05:06:01
Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion.
dapper
commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 05:30:01
Come on, you know, chin up, chest out, and best foot forward
patty
commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 05:36:01
In high school I bet you were voted "most likely to keep being awesome."
little
commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 06:12:01
A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living.
Milkman
commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 06:42:01
Can February march? No, but April may.
Poppy
commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 07:33:01
But baby, I know when you're lying / Baby, I know when you're lying / It's in the promises you make / It's in the words you never say
thumbsup
commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 08:51:01
Oh no, what am I going to do?
reggie
commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 10:36:01
Anything other than a yes is no / Anything other than staying is go / Anything less than I love you, is lying
thumbsup
commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 10:54:01
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
snickerdoo
commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 11:00:01
Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
DonaldTrump
commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 11:36:01
If I’m going to have hope, I’m going to have to learn to endure disappointment.
peccili
commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 12:06:01
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
snickerdoo
commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 12:12:01
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs harder.
snickerdoo
commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 12:57:01
Again, this is really, really bad advice.
mrdavis
commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 02:00:01
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
patty
commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 02:27:02
True patriots we; for be it understood we left our country for our country's good.
snickerdoo
commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 02:54:02
Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind.
FactCheck
commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 03:06:01
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
milk4dh
commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 03:39:01
Never give in.. never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force.. never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
holly
commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 04:09:01
The early bird catches the worm, eats more and dies sooner. – Czech proverb
american
commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 06:57:01
Embrace your grief and your sadness felt towards those that have passed and remember them with love.
little
commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 08:48:01
Don't let it get the best of you, you'll make it out alive / Oh, people like us we've gotta stick together / Keep your head up, nothing lasts forever / Here's to the lost and forgotten / It's hard to get high when you're living on the bottom
patty
commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 10:27:01
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry
poopface
commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 10:30:01
If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?
MichelleW
commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 11:27:01
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
yahooligan
commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 12:39:01
I believe integrity can be restored to a society one person at a time. The choice belongs to each of us.
little
commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 12:57:01
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
thumbsup
commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 01:30:02
Toxic individuals drain us of joy, energy, and peace.
doodooface
commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 02:27:01
A negative and toxic person never feels teased with the genuine presence of the pretenders in his network and he always feels pleased with the absence of the genuine leader in his circle.
yahooligan
commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 02:33:01
I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now.
crapface
commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 03:09:01
Always keep your mind strong with thoughts of positivity; your head up with full confidence and a big smile on your face, because you truly have greatness in you.
DonaldTrump
commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 03:36:01
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
PatMall
commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 03:45:02
A patriotism which is not short, frenzied outbursts of emotion, but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime.
sexybrain
commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 04:09:01
God created the world, everything else is made in China.
idiotboy
commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 04:18:01
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
Chrischun
commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 05:00:01
If someone is strong enough to bring you down, show them you are strong enough to get back up.
Chrischun
commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 05:03:01
FAKE news!!!
pentagon
commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 05:36:01
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
yahooligan
commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 06:33:01
If you're reading this blog post, you're someone with a kind heart. So we thought you'd enjoy this short video about how to blast your stress with kindness (especially on those rough days).
patty
commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 06:42:01
If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome.
sexybrain
commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 08:51:01
It's gonna be alright / Keep your head up to the sky / [Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
dapper
commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 09:48:01
Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes.... Keep hope alive.
mrdavis
commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 10:48:01
The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.
Milkman
commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 12:00:02
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
american
commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 12:09:01
Not saying I hate you, but if your face was on fire and I had a glass of water, I’d drink it.
peccili
commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 12:42:01
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
Milkman
commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 01:57:01
Believe you can and you're halfway there.
Chrischun
commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 02:06:01
Yes, of course, I am athletic, I surf the Internet every day.
poopface
commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 04:09:01
I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.
thumbsup
commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 04:12:01
You are what your deep, driving desire is.
Milkman
commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 04:21:02
Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.
sexybrain
commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 06:06:01
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
MichelleW
commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 06:54:01
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
crapface
commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 08:39:01
I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
thumbsup
commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 09:06:01
I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.
Chrischun
commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 10:12:01
When I hear somebody say ‘Life is hard', I am always tempted to ask ‘Compared to what?
Milkman
commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 10:54:01
Why do I read these things?
peccili
commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 11:12:01
Encourage one another and you must keep that same encouragement yourself first, to encourage others, second keep your head up and count all joy in the worst of times.
thumbsup
commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 11:18:01
Agreed!
peccili
commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 01:03:01
Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses.
patty
commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 01:15:01
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
patty
commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 02:33:01
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
FactCheck
commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 03:12:01
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
DannyBoy
commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 03:39:01
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying.
snickerdoo
commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 04:39:01
Need to focus and get back to work. Why am I still typing?
thumbsup
commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 04:54:01
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Poppy
commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 06:06:01
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
MichelleW
commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 06:09:01
You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget.
MichelleW
commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 06:15:01
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
doodooface
commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 06:24:01
Fact check: didn't happen.
PatMall
commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 06:27:02
Don’t ever stray from yourself, in order to be close to someone that doesn’t have the courtesy to remind you of your worth, or the integrity of a gentleman to walk you home.
reggie
commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 06:33:01
Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.
reggie
commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 06:57:01
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein
PatMall
commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 07:00:01
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
DonaldTrump
commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 07:48:01
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
FactCheck
commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 08:00:01
Worry about being better; bigger will take time.
RunRonnieRun
commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 08:03:02
A politician is like a quicksilver, if you try to put your finger on him, you find nothing under it.
FactCheck
commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 09:39:01
Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality.
snickerdoo
commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 11:03:02
Art doesn’t transform. It just plain forms. – Roy Lichtenstein
PatMall
commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 11:18:01
Sometimes our light goes out, but is blown again into instant flame by an encounter with another human being.
sexybrain
commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 11:39:01
Need to focus and get back to work. Why am I still typing?