Taylor Swift's new album 'The Tortured Poets Department' inspires TikTok fan theories from Swifties

2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 08:00:01
Fan theories about Taylor Swift's upcoming album have exploded on social media.

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Poppy
commented 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 08:12:01
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?
milk4dh
commented 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 08:27:01
Again, this is really, really bad advice.
mrdavis
commented 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 08:30:01
As the world falls, I will keep my head up high because I know at the end of the time, I fall with my heart sorrowing into the sky.
dapper
commented 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 08:33:01
Lying about a lie, that's practically telling the truth.
holly
commented 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 08:36:01
If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
thumbsup
commented 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 08:48:01
It doesn’t matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
chesirecat
commented 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 08:51:01
I'd let you into the secret in me. / Just because I'm good at fooling you, / When no ones around I'll walk in your shoes. / I'm smiling while lying to you
dapper
commented 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 09:06:01
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
little
commented 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 09:18:01
If you were a scented candle they'd call it Perfectly Imperfect (and it would smell like summer).
FactCheck
commented 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 09:21:01
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
chesirecat
commented 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 09:24:01
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
Milkman
commented 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 09:42:01
You've got an awesome sense of humor!
FactCheck
commented 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 09:57:01
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
MichelleW
commented 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 10:00:01
Use your own problems to remember that others have problems too.
PatMall
commented 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 10:12:01
It's the soldier not the reporter who gives you the freedom of the press.
DannyBoy
commented 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 10:39:01
The American political system is like fast food— mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things...and everybody wants some.
doodooface
commented 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 10:45:01
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
Poppy
commented 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 10:51:01
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
crapface
commented 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 10:54:01
You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.
RunRonnieRun
commented 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 11:00:01
Give me a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
doodooface
commented 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 11:33:01
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
peccili
commented 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 11:57:02
How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree . . . and then realize it was your air-freshener.
Poppy
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:06:01
My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.
little
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:12:01
When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal.
thumbsup
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:18:01
The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:21:01
It is impossible to govern a nation without God and the Bible.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:30:01
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
Milkman
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:33:01
You can tell me you're telling the truth / That you don't wanna make me a fool / And baby you know I pay along / Now you're telling me you're sorry / Well don't start lying to me now
pentagon
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:36:01
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
thumbsup
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:39:01
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing. – Socrates
milk4dh
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:42:01
Your lying blue eyes used to charm me / And hypnotize me through and through / Like a fool Lord I've been dreaming / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
american
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:48:01
Keep true, never be ashamed of doing right, decide on what you think is right and stick to it.
Poppy
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:51:01
It is better to have your head in the clouds, and know where you are... than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them, and think that you are in paradise.
PatMall
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:57:01
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
MichelleW
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:00:01
Integrity is telling myself the truth. And honesty is telling the truth to other people.
Chrischun
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:03:01
Perhaps the surest test of an individual's integrity is his refusal to do or say anything that would damage his self-respect.
PatMall
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:09:01
Girl, I can tell he's been lying / And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you / Girl, you don't have to be hiding / Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you
milk4dh
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:15:01
It's the soldier not the campus organizer who allows you to demonstrate.
thumbsup
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:18:01
Can we start making this world a better place?
holly
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:21:01
It's clobbering time.
snickerdoo
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:36:01
You seem to really know who you are.
DannyBoy
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:39:02
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
Chrischun
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:42:01
I'm Barrack Obama and I approve this message
Milkman
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:45:01
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
peccili
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:48:01
And I know this world is so cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding.
dapper
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:51:01
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "Y" becomes silent.
Poppy
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:57:01
I love my country, not my government.
crapface
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:09:01
Living with integrity means: Not settling for less than what you know you deserve in your relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speaking your truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in ways that are in harmony with your personal values. Making choices based on what you believe, and not what others believe.
mrdavis
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:18:01
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.
DannyBoy
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:21:01
I bet you sweat glitter.
Poppy
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:33:01
There are a lot of things in life over which we have no control; however integrity is one area over which each of us has 100% control.
patty
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:51:01
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it!
mrdavis
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:00:01
A few people of integrity can go a long way.
yahooligan
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:03:01
Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.
Milkman
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:09:01
A man may fail many times but he isn’t a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.
RunRonnieRun
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:24:01
Political correctness is a war on noticing.
doodooface
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:27:01
If you believe in unlimited quality and act in all your business dealings with total integrity, the rest will take care of itself.
snickerdoo
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:33:01
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
sexybrain
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:36:01
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
yahooligan
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:39:02
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray
RunRonnieRun
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:45:02
It is sweet to serve one's country by deeds, and it is not absurd to serve her by words.
FactCheck
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:51:01
Understand that the tongue can conceal the truth, but the eyes--never!
DannyBoy
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:00:01
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself...you can always write a book.
idiotboy
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:09:01
You're a great example to others.
doodooface
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:12:01
There is always room for those who can be relied upon to deliver the goods when they say they will.
reggie
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:18:02
A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate.
holly
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:27:01
I think I want a hot dog for dinner. Thoughts?
dapper
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:30:01
Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.
poopface
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:42:01
Toxic people do not care about the results of their actions because they are driven by an all-consuming need for fuel.
FactCheck
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:51:01
Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives.
mrdavis
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:54:01
You should be thanked more often. So thank you!!
yahooligan
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:57:01
The early bird catches the worm, eats more and dies sooner. – Czech proverb
PatMall
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:00:02
A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.
thumbsup
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:03:01
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:06:01
No matter how much it hurts, you have to hold your head up and keep going.
idiotboy
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:09:02
Yes, of course, I am athletic, I surf the Internet every day.
american
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:12:01
Always keep your mind strong with thoughts of positivity; your head up with full confidence and a big smile on your face, because you truly have greatness in you.
PatMall
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:15:02
A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.
reggie
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:24:01
Trump 2024!
MichelleW
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:30:01
I have a new hairstyle today, it’s called ‘I tried.’
yahooligan
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:39:01
Tough times never last, but tough people do.
doodooface
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:42:01
These men came here to storm these beaches for one purpose only, not to gain anything for ourselves, not to fulfill any ambitions that America had for conquest, but just to preserve freedom. Many thousands of men have died for such ideals as these, but these young boys were cut of in their prime.
doodooface
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:45:01
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.
pentagon
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:54:01
Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points.
poopface
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:09:01
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
patty
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:15:01
You can't really be strong until you can see a funny side to things.
thumbsup
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:18:01
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
PatMall
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:21:01
You are never alone or helpless. The force that guides the stars guides you too.
mrdavis
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:39:01
With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.
DannyBoy
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:54:01
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
yahooligan
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:03:02
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
sexybrain
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:06:01
If there is one thing we know, is that this sucks.
crapface
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:12:01
Trump 2024!
milk4dh
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:15:01
If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:27:01
When people talk about political correctness, the only element of any value is good manners.
snickerdoo
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:36:01
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
DannyBoy
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:42:01
This world is getting sick
holly
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:48:01
Sensitive souls draw in the negativity of others because they are so open.
pentagon
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:54:01
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.
doodooface
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:57:01
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Poppy
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:00:01
I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.
peccili
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:03:01
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
FactCheck
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:06:01
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false face for the urge to rule it.
reggie
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:15:01
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:21:01
This is not information anyone needed.
idiotboy
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:39:01
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
little
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:48:01
I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo.
holly
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:00:02
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. ‘Alright, get in the basket.’
FactCheck
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:06:01
Your ability to recall random factoids at just the right time is impressive.
poopface
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:12:01
amazing!
milk4dh
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:15:01
If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
pentagon
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:21:01
Integrity was very important.
Chrischun
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:24:01
Regain your power, every word that leaves your mouth should breathe love.
snickerdoo
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:27:01
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
snickerdoo
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:33:01
There is always room for those who can be relied upon to deliver the goods when they say they will.
patty
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:42:01
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I’m still going to keep looking.
chesirecat
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:45:01
Come on, you know, chin up, chest out, and best foot forward
dapper
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:51:01
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
idiotboy
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:54:01
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
patty
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:00:01
Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
peccili
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:03:01
I love my country, not my government.
peccili
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:12:01
Sharing doesn't exist when communicating with toxic people.
crapface
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:18:02
What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
mrdavis
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:21:01
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
patty
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:24:01
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
PatMall
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:27:01
No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.
snickerdoo
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:33:02
When written in Chinese the word “crisis” is composed of two characters – one represents danger and the other represents opportunity.
DannyBoy
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:36:02
Build upon strengths, and weaknesses will gradually take care of themselves.
thumbsup
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:39:01
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
snickerdoo
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:48:01
I appreciate you.
thumbsup
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:51:01
Political elections... are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste.
thumbsup
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:54:01
There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.
chesirecat
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:00:02
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
chesirecat
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:03:01
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:18:01
Trump 2024!
milk4dh
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:30:01
I gotta say, Blarify is the shit!
american
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:33:01
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck
american
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:39:01
Men love their country, not because it is great, but because it is their own.
idiotboy
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:42:01
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
thumbsup
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:45:02
Encourage yourself to carry it out, to walk it out, to search it out, shout it out, and praise your way out to the change that's being presented with encouragement.
idiotboy
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:48:02
A lie that is half-truth is the darkest of all lies.
chesirecat
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:51:01
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:00:01
You're a gift to those around you.
thumbsup
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:06:01
Integrity is congruence between what you know, what you profess, and what you do.
PatMall
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:09:01
You are really courageous.
PatMall
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:12:01
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
MichelleW
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:21:01
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay, he woke up.
FactCheck
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:27:01
Who you are in public is a test of your conviction; who you are in private, integrity.
poopface
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:36:01
Integrity has no sliding scale. You either have it or you don't.
peccili
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:39:01
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:45:01
Stop lying to yourself. When we deny our own truth, we deny our own potential.
MichelleW
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:03:01
Expect while reaching for the stars, people to whirl by with their dark clouds and storm upon you.
thumbsup
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:09:01
Of course, I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
idiotboy
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:15:02
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter.
milk4dh
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:18:01
Your eyes water when you yawn, because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
thumbsup
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:24:01
You could survive a Zombie apocalypse.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:30:01
As fast as each opportunity presents itself, use it! No matter how tiny an opportunity it may be, use it!
milk4dh
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:33:01
I’m going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I’m outstanding.
holly
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:39:01
The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to such a pass that he cannot distinguish the truth within him.
mrdavis
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:51:01
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
little
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:03:01
Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:06:01
Patriotism is unquestionably a high moral virtue, and to call a person patriot - better still, a true patriot - is the greatest of compliments.
RunRonnieRun
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:09:01
Truth is treason in the empire of lies.
crapface
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:21:01
I got a gun for my wife—best trade I’ve ever made.
MichelleW
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:24:01
But baby, I know when you're lying / Baby, I know when you're lying / It's in the promises you make / It's in the words you never say
peccili
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:27:01
Integrity is the first step to true greatness.
MichelleW
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:30:01
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
doodooface
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:45:01
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter; people the opposite.
crapface
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:51:01
If you fell down yesterday, stand up today.
little
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:54:01
The morality of patriotism is intimately connected with controversies concerning such topics as character and motivation, human nature, citizenship, the role of the state, political identity and obligation, and the basic structure of morality.
mrdavis
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:00:01
Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.
Chrischun
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:09:01
A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
crapface
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:15:01
The only power you have is the word ‘no’. – Frances McDormand
crapface
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:18:01
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that’s confusing.
american
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:30:02
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
little
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:33:01
Lying for me / Got no use for your excuses / Take 'em with you when you go / Through my effort baby you ain't never lied to me before
thumbsup
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:36:01
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
little
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:42:01
Toxic people are often ruled by selfishness and spite. They are usually draining instead of encouraging, and they use people instead of loving them.
Chrischun
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:51:01
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:54:01
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
PatMall
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:03:01
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
holly
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:06:01
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
idiotboy
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:21:01
Someone is getting through something hard right now because you've got their back.
reggie
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:24:01
Everything would be better if more people were like you!
little
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:30:01
Again, this is really, really bad advice.
Poppy
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:33:02
Pain is temporary- The pain you feel today is only to get strength to face tomorrow.
FactCheck
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:39:01
I have met men who are habitual liars. They have lied so long that they no longer can distinguish between the truth and a lie. Their sensitivity to sin has been almost completely deadened.
Chrischun
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:45:01
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
little
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:51:01
I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
holly
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:57:01
Never give in.. never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force.. never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
peccili
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:03:01
You may dance like no one's watching, but everyone's watching because you're an amazing dancer!
MichelleW
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:15:01
Don't regret the past, just learn from it.
milk4dh
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:21:01
You can't fix or repair or save toxic people.
holly
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:39:01
If you behave like a moron, people will treat you like one.
patty
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:48:01
There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people for a purpose which is unattainable.
little
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:54:01
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
RunRonnieRun
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:57:01
To oppose corruption in government is the highest obligation of patriotism.
MichelleW
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:09:01
I'm lying to make you feel better. See? Sometimes lying is awesome.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:12:01
Political correctness is the natural continuum from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self-appointed group of vigilantes imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this.
peccili
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:18:01
Political correctness is euphemism for fear to speak truth to authority.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:33:01
If the mind thinks with a believing attitude one can do amazing things.
american
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:36:01
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
milk4dh
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:39:01
You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because I just farted!
little
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:42:01
Patriots always talk of dying for their country but never of killing for their country.
DannyBoy
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:48:01
In other words, you're fucked.
Milkman
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:51:01
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
doodooface
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:54:01
Sometimes we as human beings have to realizes what's more important to us. If you really love someone never cheat on them or tell lies in a relationship or marriage, you never know when the lies will catch up with you.
holly
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:06:01
All praises due to the Most High (To the Most High) / To the Most High heed your prayer to the sky / (You gotta keep your head up to the sky)
mrdavis
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:12:01
As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.
milk4dh
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:21:01
Be willing to be a beginner every single morning.
yahooligan
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:24:01
We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided.
poopface
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:27:01
You're more fun than bubble wrap.
snickerdoo
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:33:01
Don't wait. The time will never be just right.
american
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:36:01
Let your life reflect the faith you have in God. Fear nothing and pray about everything. Be strong, trust God's word, and trust the process.
mrdavis
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:39:01
Keep your head up, keep your heart strong.
chesirecat
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:45:01
Girl, I can tell he's been lying / And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you / Girl, you don't have to be hiding / Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you
DannyBoy
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:54:01
It takes less time to do a thing right than to explain why you did it wrong.
DannyBoy
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:15:01
A liar is always lavish of oaths.
MichelleW
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:27:01
Wow!
MichelleW
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:30:02
The morality of patriotism is intimately connected with controversies concerning such topics as character and motivation, human nature, citizenship, the role of the state, political identity and obligation, and the basic structure of morality.
pentagon
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:33:01
Your perspective is refreshing.
dapper
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:39:01
Never think about something wrong you did in the past, always look forward with your head up high; have no regrets.
MichelleW
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:42:01
Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion.
patty
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:48:01
Let us read and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.
patty
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:51:02
Courage isn’t having the strength to go on – it is going on when you don’t have strength.
PatMall
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:00:01
Can we start making this world a better place?
milk4dh
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:03:01
Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet, miss a car payment.
idiotboy
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:09:01
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
DannyBoy
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:15:01
There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity
american
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:21:01
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:30:01
My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
poopface
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:48:02
Patriotism does not oblige us to acquiesce in the destruction of liberty. Patriotism obliges us to question it, at least.
pentagon
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:54:01
By definition, anyone involved in a secret, forbidden relationship is involved in lies, large and small.
milk4dh
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:00:01
Either you run the day, or the day runs you.
peccili
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:15:01
At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.
idiotboy
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:21:02
You’re born free, then you’re taxed to death.
american
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:27:02
Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.
doodooface
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:39:01
When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.
Chrischun
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:42:01
Always be courageous and strong, and don't fear.
crapface
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:51:01
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got.
dapper
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:54:01
Love it!
PatMall
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:00:01
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
PatMall
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:03:01
Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.
holly
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:09:01
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the ‘M’ is silent.
mrdavis
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:15:01
There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity
yahooligan
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:18:01
You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, ‘I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.
mrdavis
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:24:01
How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh?
Milkman
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:36:01
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes.
Chrischun
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:39:01
I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation, twice a year.
little
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:45:01
This is not happening.
peccili
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:54:01
Integrity is so perishable in the summer months of success.
little
commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:57:01
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
snickerdoo
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:00:01
Any team would be lucky to have you on it.
mrdavis
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:06:01
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Chrischun
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:12:01
Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing.
RunRonnieRun
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:15:01
Lying is not a simple matter. A lie can be motivated by many emotions and intentions, from maliciousness to kindness.
crapface
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:18:02
The ballot is stronger than the bullet.
Milkman
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:30:01
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
PatMall
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:33:01
Telling lies is such a heavy weight to bear.
reggie
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:39:01
Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.
little
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:42:01
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
chesirecat
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:48:01
It doesn’t matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
Milkman
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:54:01
Replace your grief with love and appreciation. That is truly what any who have departed from our lives would wish for us.
poopface
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:00:01
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
yahooligan
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:03:01
Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
yahooligan
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:06:01
There’s life without Facebook and internet? Really? Send me the link.
MichelleW
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:09:01
If you were a scented candle they'd call it Perfectly Imperfect (and it would smell like summer).
idiotboy
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:12:01
A man's feet must be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
holly
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:24:01
Politics is a pendulum whose swings between anarchy and tyranny are fueled by perpetually rejuvenated illusions.
MichelleW
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:27:01
The key to integrity is to determine a sense of inner directedness that does not yield to the pressures of the age, that identifies with the highest rather than the lowest, the best rather than the worst, the ideal rather than the average, the excellent rather than mediocre.
crapface
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:30:01
Who raised you? They deserve a medal for a job well done.
FactCheck
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:36:01
You have the best ideas.
patty
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:39:01
The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.
sexybrain
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:42:02
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. I can work out a good character much faster than anyone can lie me out of it
holly
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:51:01
You are enough.
yahooligan
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:54:01
I saw through your lies like Spam in a Ziploc bag.
snickerdoo
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:57:01
Well-behaved women rarely make history.
crapface
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:03:01
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
FactCheck
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:06:01
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
crapface
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:15:01
Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.
mrdavis
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:18:01
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
MichelleW
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:24:01
When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
patty
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:33:02
Art doesn’t transform. It just plain forms. – Roy Lichtenstein
FactCheck
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:39:01
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
dapper
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:48:01
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. – Benjamin Franklin
little
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:51:01
Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt . . . wakes up with a stinky finger!
poopface
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:57:02
So long as we have enough people in this country willing to fight for their rights, we'll be call a democracy.
DannyBoy
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:00:02
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Poppy
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:09:01
People living deeply have no fear of death.
Chrischun
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:30:01
No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.
DannyBoy
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:33:01
A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.
patty
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:39:01
You're a great example to others.
american
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:42:01
God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him.
MichelleW
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:45:01
Action is the foundational key to all success.
dapper
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:48:01
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
mrdavis
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:12:01
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
reggie
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:15:01
Courage isn’t having the strength to go on – it is going on when you don’t have strength.
chesirecat
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:24:01
In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity.
FactCheck
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:30:01
If the mind thinks with a believing attitude one can do amazing things.
reggie
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:39:02
You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget.
MichelleW
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:42:01
When you're going through your rough time / Maybe I could be your lifeline / Keep your head up, when you're down
little
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:45:01
Because toxic people exist, we need to learn how to play defense.
american
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:48:01
Never ask a starfish for directions.
reggie
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:00:01
You can tell me you're telling the truth / That you don't wanna make me a fool / And baby you know I pay along / Now you're telling me you're sorry / Well don't start lying to me now
sexybrain
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:09:01
Integrity is not a 90 percent thing, not a 95 percent thing; either you have it or you don't.
MichelleW
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:12:01
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
FactCheck
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:18:01
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it!
RunRonnieRun
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:21:01
A life of integrity is a life of stability.
snickerdoo
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:24:01
Understand that the tongue can conceal the truth, but the eyes--never!
holly
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:27:01
Keep your head held high because the floor isn't very interesting to look at.
RunRonnieRun
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:33:01
When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.
holly
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:42:02
Tough times never last, but tough people do.
Poppy
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:45:01
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
Poppy
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:48:01
‘Revenge’ sounds so mean, that’s why I prefer to call it ‘Returning the favor.’
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:54:01
Never underestimate the ego of a politician.
reggie
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:57:01
You couldn't get a clue during the clue-mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
DannyBoy
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:03:01
Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points.
Chrischun
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:12:01
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing.
Poppy
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:18:01
Why is this news?
dapper
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:21:01
Your quirks are so you -- and I love that.
doodooface
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:24:02
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
holly
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:30:01
There's good people on both sides.
idiotboy
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:39:01
The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them.
MichelleW
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:42:01
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
idiotboy
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:48:01
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
MichelleW
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:54:01
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
RunRonnieRun
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:57:01
The ballot is stronger than the bullet.
doodooface
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:03:01
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
little
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:09:01
In other news, I'm having pizza for dinner tonight.
MichelleW
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:12:02
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
mrdavis
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:15:02
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
yahooligan
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:30:01
Error. No keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
PatMall
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:42:01
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
chesirecat
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:48:01
Being in Politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
sexybrain
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:54:01
One lie leads to another and eventually loses its strength and influence. Once it is lost, the lie becomes a 'shame' and the person loses all credibility.
Poppy
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:57:01
You're strong.
reggie
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:03:01
You are making a difference.
MichelleW
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:18:01
You never run out of things that can go wrong. – Edward A. Murphy
holly
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:24:02
Political correctness is the the inability to state certain truths because they may offend certain people.
sexybrain
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:27:02
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.
holly
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:30:01
Your creative potential seems limitless.
peccili
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:33:01
You're great at figuring stuff out.
DannyBoy
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:36:01
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
thumbsup
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:42:01
Don’t ever stray from yourself, in order to be close to someone that doesn’t have the courtesy to remind you of your worth, or the integrity of a gentleman to walk you home.
snickerdoo
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:45:01
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
yahooligan
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:48:01
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
poopface
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:51:01
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
reggie
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:57:01
Some people believe holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength. However, there are times when it takes much more strength to know when to let go and then do it.
american
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:00:01
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
RunRonnieRun
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:06:01
Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.
snickerdoo
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:09:02
Remember: Don’t Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
reggie
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:12:01
You are more powerful than your circumstances. They don't define you. You do.
yahooligan
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:15:01
In this era of political correctness, some people seem unaware that being squeamish about words can mean being blind to realities.
PatMall
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:21:01
Those things that hurt, instruct.
Milkman
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:24:01
Your eyes water when you yawn, because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
FactCheck
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:30:01
He who conquers others is strong; He who conquers himself is mighty.
poopface
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:39:01
Political elections... are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste.
FactCheck
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:42:01
Toxic people operate more like a funnel than a waterproof bucket.
thumbsup
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:45:01
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
thumbsup
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:48:01
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
reggie
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:51:01
Having integrity means more to us than simply the absence of deception.
Milkman
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:57:01
It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only by preparing for war.
MichelleW
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:00:01
Nothing sidelining it; not even the most obfuscated ingredient of royalty attempting to devour its altruistically brilliant and impregnably sparkling integrity.
Milkman
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:12:01
There is no act of treachery or meanness of which a political party is not capable; for in politics, there is no honour.
chesirecat
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:24:01
The constitution is the guide which I will never abandon.
reggie
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:30:01
Your life does not get better by chance, it gets better by change.
Poppy
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:36:01
Can February march? No, but April may.
Chrischun
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:39:01
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.
FactCheck
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:42:01
Jokes are funnier when you tell them.
sexybrain
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:45:01
Pain is temporary- The pain you feel today is only to get strength to face tomorrow.
sexybrain
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:51:01
In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
poopface
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:03:01
We see lying as a regrettable human failing and assume that unless we make great efforts to train children to be honest, they will follow a natural tendency and tell lies.
chesirecat
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:06:01
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
Milkman
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:09:01
Your eyes water when you yawn, because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
Chrischun
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:30:01
Change the game, don’t let the game change you.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:36:01
I like your style.
snickerdoo
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:48:01
The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.
MichelleW
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:54:02
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
Chrischun
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:57:01
If I’m going to have hope, I’m going to have to learn to endure disappointment.
sexybrain
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:03:01
Chin up, Chang. Believe in yourself and others will, too.
chesirecat
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:06:01
You have to lift your head up out of the mud and just do it.
snickerdoo
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:12:01
I gotta say, Blarify is the shit!
sexybrain
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:15:01
A lie has no legs, and cannot stand; but it has wings, and can fly far and wide.
RunRonnieRun
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:21:01
I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom.
american
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:24:01
When I hear somebody say ‘Life is hard', I am always tempted to ask ‘Compared to what?
PatMall
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:27:01
Never to lie is to have no lock to your door, you are never wholly alone.
PatMall
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:30:01
A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living.
idiotboy
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:39:01
For a tree to become tall it must grow tough roots among the rocks.
doodooface
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:42:01
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
chesirecat
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:45:01
The love of one's country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border
Milkman
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:48:02
Politics is a blood sport.
milk4dh
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:54:01
You're all that and a super-size bag of chips.
holly
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:57:01
Lying is done with words and also with silence.
reggie
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:00:01
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
sexybrain
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:03:01
It doesn't matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
DannyBoy
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:06:01
I’m going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I’m outstanding.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:09:01
Girl, I can tell he's been lying / And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you / Girl, you don't have to be hiding / Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you
patty
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:24:01
In war, you can only be killed once, but in politics, many times.
Milkman
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:27:01
Things work out best for those who make the best of the way things work out
Poppy
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:36:01
For a tree to become tall it must grow tough roots among the rocks.
patty
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:42:01
Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
snickerdoo
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:45:01
I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:03:01
I bet you sweat glitter.
Milkman
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:12:01
*this
Milkman
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:21:01
Politics is but the common pulsebeat, of which revolution is the feverspasm.
Milkman
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:24:01
Toxic relationships leave us drained, and we all experience them.
chesirecat
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:27:01
You have to lift your head up out of the mud and just do it.
DannyBoy
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:33:02
Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:36:01
You're like a breath of fresh air.
sexybrain
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:39:01
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:45:01
You have a great sense of humor.
poopface
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:54:01
Having integrity in some way contributes to the wholeness or completeness of a person and leads to consistency in thought and action over time.
milk4dh
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:57:01
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
holly
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:03:01
Some people believe holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength. However, there are times when it takes much more strength to know when to let go and then do it.
mrdavis
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:06:01
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
reggie
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:09:01
Patriotism is unquestionably a high moral virtue, and to call a person patriot - better still, a true patriot - is the greatest of compliments.
Chrischun
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:18:01
Anyone here?
milk4dh
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:24:01
He who walks with integrity walks securely.
snickerdoo
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:48:02
Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.
Poppy
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:51:02
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
snickerdoo
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:54:01
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
MichelleW
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:57:01
No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success.
PatMall
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:00:01
Remember: Don’t Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
thumbsup
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:03:01
You have to lift your head up out of the mud and just do it.
peccili
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:06:01
Your perspective is refreshing.
PatMall
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:12:01
Men are like parking stalls. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped!
peccili
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:15:01
A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.
Milkman
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:42:01
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
american
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:45:01
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
snickerdoo
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:57:01
The patriot volunteer, fighting for our country and his rights, makes the most reliable soldier on earth.
MichelleW
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:03:01
On Mercury, a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.
RunRonnieRun
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:12:01
Flexibility makes buildings to be stronger, imagine what it can do to your soul.
Milkman
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:15:01
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
thumbsup
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:21:01
Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it!
american
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:24:01
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
PatMall
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:36:01
Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.
crapface
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:39:01
Marriage is like a walk in the park, Jurassic Park.
milk4dh
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:48:01
True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what is right.
milk4dh
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:57:01
The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.
peccili
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:00:01
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
poopface
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:06:01
Nothing sidelining it; not even the most obfuscated ingredient of royalty attempting to devour its altruistically brilliant and impregnably sparkling integrity.
FactCheck
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:12:01
True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what is right.
RunRonnieRun
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:15:02
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
doodooface
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:24:01
If there is one thing we know, is that this sucks.
crapface
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:30:01
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. – Walter Bagehot
chesirecat
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:33:01
Life goes on, the ending's the starting line / Chin up, press on, you will survive / Young love that lasts is hard to find / So chin up, press on, you will survive
RunRonnieRun
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:42:01
Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
peccili
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:45:02
Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.
little
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:57:01
The great mass of people will more easily fall victems to a big lie than to a small one.
snickerdoo
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:03:01
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
FactCheck
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:06:01
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
FactCheck
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:18:01
One man with courage makes a majority.
mrdavis
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:27:01
Those who throw dirt only lose ground.
thumbsup
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:33:02
Chin up, Chang. Believe in yourself and others will, too.
Milkman
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:42:01
What we've got to do is keep hope alive. Because without it we'll sink.
reggie
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:51:01
A husband who lies to his wife about an adulterous relationship may place his wife in harm's way.
MichelleW
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:57:01
As long as our government is administered for the good of the people, and is regulated by their will; as long as it secures is the rights of persons and of property, liberty of conscience and of the press, it will be worth defending.
snickerdoo
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:00:01
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
Poppy
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:15:01
In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.
milk4dh
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:18:01
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
poopface
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:24:01
My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield
doodooface
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:36:01
Always remember: you're unique, just like everyone else.
peccili
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:39:02
The purification of politics is an iridescent dream.
chesirecat
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:42:01
The slow man with integrity will ultimately catch the swift one who has none.
reggie
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:48:01
When healthy persons are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume that they are at fault, but when toxic people are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume the world to be at fault.
doodooface
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:54:01
As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.
doodooface
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:00:01
To be the best, you must be able to handle the worst.
poopface
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:03:01
It's gonna be alright / Keep your head up to the sky / [Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
PatMall
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:06:01
How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh?
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:09:01
Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
Poppy
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:12:01
You're someone's reason to smile.
pentagon
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:15:01
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
little
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:18:02
Truth is treason in the empire of lies.
MichelleW
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:33:01
Can February march? No, but April may.
patty
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:42:01
All of us who are concerned for peace and triumph of reason and justice must be keenly aware how small an influence reason and honest good will exert upon events in the political field.
pentagon
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:45:01
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
Chrischun
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:48:01
Girl you're crying, 'cause you're lying / To my face (I'm not dumb) / Stop lying to me about seeing a man
MichelleW
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:51:01
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
PatMall
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:57:01
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
Poppy
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:03:01
Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow
sexybrain
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:09:02
I got a gun for my wife—best trade I’ve ever made.
Poppy
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:12:01
A patriot may choose to give up professional opportunities overseas in order to stay in her country, she may lie or cheat to protect her country, and she may kill or die for her country, all as expressions of patriotism.
little
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:15:01
Every smile that you fake, when denying / Baby, I know when you're lying / And baby I don't buy it
peccili
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:21:02
The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.
holly
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:30:01
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
american
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:33:01
There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.
PatMall
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:39:01
Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
DannyBoy
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:42:01
Half of the people in the world are below average.
holly
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:45:01
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
thumbsup
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:54:01
The lies the most potential to do damage involve affairs or outside sexual liaisons, because these go to the heart of the marital or intimate relationship.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:00:01
Never let anyone tell you who you are, hold your head up high, look them in the eyes and TELL them who you are.
sexybrain
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:03:01
Lies are everywhere. We hear continually about lying in public and private life.
reggie
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:06:01
When you share something about yourself with toxic people, they immediately turn the account into a story about them.
dapper
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:09:01
You are strong.
holly
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:12:02
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
thumbsup
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:15:02
Your eyes water when you yawn, because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
MichelleW
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:18:01
Why are there news stories like this?
american
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:21:01
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
RunRonnieRun
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:36:01
Toxic people ruin family gatherings. They assault friendships. They can run businesses into the ground.
FactCheck
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:42:01
I'm inspired by you.
FactCheck
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:45:01
Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:48:01
Lying is so hard, it's true, unless it's lying in bed with you
crapface
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:54:01
Courage is looking fear right in the eye and saying, ‘Get the hell out of my way, I’ve got things to do.
sexybrain
commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:57:01
Integrity is determined behavior.
yahooligan
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:06:01
When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers.
dapper
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:09:01
To keep one's own integrity, be merciful and uncorrupted and not wish for evil; and not be duped.
chesirecat
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:12:02
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
mrdavis
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:15:02
Always be courageous and strong, and don't fear.
american
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:18:02
Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.
Milkman
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:21:01
And I took that personally...
dapper
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:24:01
MAGA!
yahooligan
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:33:01
I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
yahooligan
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:42:01
I choose to be around people who uplift and support me and themselves.
patty
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:45:01
Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
holly
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:48:01
You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again.
reggie
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:51:01
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. – Franklin Jones
holly
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:54:01
Pain is temporary- The pain you feel today is only to get strength to face tomorrow.
Poppy
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:57:01
Hack journalism.
MichelleW
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:00:01
You bring out the best in other people.
little
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:03:01
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:06:01
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
sexybrain
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:12:01
If they disrespect you to your face imagine what they're doing behind your back.
patty
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:15:01
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
FactCheck
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:18:01
The nail that sticks its head up is the one that gets hit.
thumbsup
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:21:01
Your ability to recall random factoids at just the right time is impressive.
FactCheck
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:27:01
He who laughs last, didn't get it.
peccili
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:33:01
I saw my grandson off to war. My grandson, heads for danger, bear, and sand. Alone.
crapface
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:39:01
I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
RunRonnieRun
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:45:01
Don’t just follow your dreams—chase them down, grab hold, and don’t let go.
poopface
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:48:01
When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers.
little
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:09:02
If you don't have integrity, you have nothing. You can't buy it.
little
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:15:01
You're someone's reason to smile.
thumbsup
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:24:02
He who conquers others is strong; He who conquers himself is mighty.
doodooface
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:27:01
Stress is caused by being ‘here' but wanting to be ‘there.
thumbsup
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:30:01
Inaction breeds doubt and fear. Action breeds confidence and courage. If you want to conquer fear, do not sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy.
RunRonnieRun
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:36:01
The vice-presidency is like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.
DannyBoy
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:09:01
Let us read and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.
Milkman
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:24:01
Want some advice? Stand down.
yahooligan
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:33:02
Political correctness is the natural continuum from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self-appointed group of vigilantes imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this.
little
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:36:01
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
little
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:42:01
You're more fun than bubble wrap.
little
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:45:01
If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?
DannyBoy
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:48:01
When the sword is once drawn, the passions of men observe no bounds of moderation.
holly
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:51:01
Never ask a starfish for directions.
idiotboy
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:54:01
What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:03:01
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:09:01
Once you loose your integrity, you can never get it back.
pentagon
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:18:01
He who conquers others is strong; He who conquers himself is mighty.
reggie
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:27:01
At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.
doodooface
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:30:01
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. He’s dreaming too.
little
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:36:01
A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.
pentagon
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:39:01
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
idiotboy
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:54:01
You know you are lazy when you get excited about canceling your plans.
little
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:00:01
Remember: Don’t Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
RunRonnieRun
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:03:01
The nail that sticks its head up is the one that gets hit.
little
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:06:02
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
thumbsup
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:09:01
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
dapper
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:15:01
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:18:01
hey occifer i swear to drunk im not as god as you think i am.
doodooface
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:21:01
Patriotism involves and endorsement of some aspect of your country that you take to be central, distinctive, and enduring.
holly
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:27:01
Half of the people in the world are below average.
milk4dh
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:30:01
The road to success is always under construction.
holly
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:36:01
Integrity means that if our private life was suddenly exposed, we'd have no reason to be ashamed and embarrassed.
Milkman
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:39:01
My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its office-holders.
crapface
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:42:01
Political correctness is the natural continuum from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self-appointed group of vigilantes imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this.
RunRonnieRun
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:12:02
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
peccili
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:18:01
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
crapface
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:24:01
Toxic people do not care about the results of their actions because they are driven by an all-consuming need for fuel.
patty
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:27:01
It doesn’t matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
reggie
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:30:01
Undeniable integrity is the absolute supreme quality. Without it, no genuine accomplishment is attainable.
pentagon
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:36:01
It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
snickerdoo
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:51:01
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
patty
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:03:01
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
mrdavis
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:06:01
Sometimes our light goes out, but is blown again into instant flame by an encounter with another human being.
mrdavis
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:09:01
As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.
reggie
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:12:01
Integrity is so perishable in the summer months of success.
patty
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:18:01
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. —George W. Bush
idiotboy
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:21:01
Oh brother!
holly
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:27:01
You deserve a hug right now.
idiotboy
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:33:01
You have a great sense of humor.
little
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:39:01
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
chesirecat
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:42:01
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
poopface
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:45:01
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
idiotboy
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:54:01
Where's the truth, where's the truth, why you lying / Truth abuse, what's the use, it's not a game you're playing
doodooface
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 08:00:01
The only power you have is the word ‘no’. – Frances McDormand
chesirecat
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 08:15:01
When you are pursuing your dreams, they will call you CRAZY because they are LAZY. They never know you are a HERO who just jumped away from step ZERO. Stay away from negative people; they will only pollute you.
poopface
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 08:21:01
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
yahooligan
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 08:24:01
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. – Stuart Turner
Milkman
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 08:27:02
If someone based an Internet meme on you, it would have impeccable grammar.
MichelleW
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 08:30:01
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
Chrischun
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 08:33:02
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
pentagon
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 08:48:01
I really like this!
PatMall
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 08:57:01
If you believe in unlimited quality and act in all your business dealings with total integrity, the rest will take care of itself.
patty
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 09:03:01
Expect while reaching for the stars, people to whirl by with their dark clouds and storm upon you.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 09:21:01
The closer to the truth, the better the lie, and the truth itself, when it can be used, is the best lie.
american
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 09:36:01
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!
pentagon
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 09:39:02
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.
PatMall
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 09:51:01
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
DannyBoy
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 09:57:01
FAKE news!!!
PatMall
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:03:01
I really should do something with my life, maybe tomorrow.
Chrischun
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:09:01
You're a candle in the darkness.
peccili
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:12:01
How do you count cows? With a cowculator.
idiotboy
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:15:01
who is this written for?
RunRonnieRun
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:18:01
We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.
crapface
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:21:02
If someone is strong enough to bring you down, show them you are strong enough to get back up.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:24:01
Lift your head up high, and scream to the world. I know I am someone, and let the truth unfurl.
Poppy
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:27:01
Inaction breeds doubt and fear. Action breeds confidence and courage. If you want to conquer fear, do not sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy.
american
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:30:01
Toxic relationships leave us drained, and we all experience them.
holly
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:33:01
How is it that you always look great, even in sweatpants?
chesirecat
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:36:01
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
dapper
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:39:01
Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake.
little
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:45:01
A true patriot never abandons his country at the hour of need.
crapface
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:57:01
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
poopface
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 11:09:02
If at first, you don’t succeed, so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 11:18:01
Keep your head held high because the floor isn't very interesting to look at.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 11:33:01
Governments change. The lies stay the same.
dapper
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 11:36:02
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
little
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 11:48:02
Girl, I can tell he's been lying / And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you / Girl, you don't have to be hiding / Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you
dapper
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 11:51:01
Like integrity, love of life was not a subject to be studied, it was a contagion to be caught. And you had to catch it from someone who had it.
mrdavis
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:09:01
How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh?
snickerdoo
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:27:02
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
thumbsup
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:39:01
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. – Albert King
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:42:01
When you're going through your rough time / Maybe I could be your lifeline / Keep your head up, when you're down
MichelleW
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:48:01
The only power you have is the word ‘no’. – Frances McDormand
Poppy
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:03:01
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:09:01
First, the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. – Steve Martin
DannyBoy
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:15:01
As the world falls, I will keep my head up high because I know at the end of the time, I fall with my heart sorrowing into the sky.
Chrischun
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:21:01
Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality.
Chrischun
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:24:01
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
poopface
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:33:01
Why can’t you play cards on a small boat? Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
mrdavis
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:36:01
Telling lies is such a heavy weight to bear.
chesirecat
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:48:01
Beauty is a light switch away . . .
Poppy
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:51:01
hy is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
mrdavis
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:54:01
You are really kind to people around you.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:06:01
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
peccili
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:15:01
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
yahooligan
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:18:01
Political correctness is a war on noticing.
american
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:21:01
As long as our government is administered for the good of the people, and is regulated by their will; as long as it secures is the rights of persons and of property, liberty of conscience and of the press, it will be worth defending.
DannyBoy
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:30:02
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
yahooligan
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:33:01
A lie that is half a truth is ever the hardest to fight.
pentagon
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:36:01
Don’t give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
doodooface
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:42:01
I can do this all day
Chrischun
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:57:01
You help me feel more joy in life.
Chrischun
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:00:01
Integrity is telling myself the truth. And honesty is telling the truth to other people.
chesirecat
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:06:01
Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth.
FactCheck
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:09:01
Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:12:01
A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
dapper
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:15:01
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
DannyBoy
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:18:01
He who laughs last, didn't get it.
doodooface
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:30:01
It is a fine game to play— the game of politics— and it is well worth waiting for a good hand before really plunging.
PatMall
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:36:01
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Poppy
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:42:01
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
american
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:45:01
Never let anyone tell you who you are, hold your head up high, look them in the eyes and TELL them who you are.
FactCheck
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:54:01
The old saying is what you do in the dark will soon come to the light, never thinking that one day you will get caught in your cheating and lying ways.
poopface
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:00:02
My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its office-holders.
mrdavis
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:03:01
I caught you lying / You caught me trying / Don't let me catch you lying
doodooface
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:06:01
There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity
DannyBoy
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:24:01
This is not happening.
yahooligan
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:27:01
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
patty
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:33:01
Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.
FactCheck
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:45:01
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
patty
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:48:01
The old saying is what you do in the dark will soon come to the light, never thinking that one day you will get caught in your cheating and lying ways.
idiotboy
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:54:01
True patriots we; for be it understood we left our country for our country's good.
chesirecat
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:00:01
True patriotism is not worship of our nation but rather, in the light of our worship of the God of justice, to conform our nation's ways of justice.
poopface
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:03:01
My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
chesirecat
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:39:01
You've got an awesome sense of humor!
holly
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:45:01
No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.
RunRonnieRun
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:09:01
Above all, I would like to be remembered as a man who was selfless, who strove and worried so that others could share the glory, and who built up a family of people who could hold their heads up high and say 'We're Liverpool'.
thumbsup
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:12:01
Give me a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
idiotboy
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:15:01
Agreed!
little
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:18:01
I gotta say, Blarify is the shit!
patty
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:24:01
You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.
Poppy
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:27:01
You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget.
poopface
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:30:01
First, the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. – Steve Martin
reggie
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:33:01
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
chesirecat
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:39:01
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein
mrdavis
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:42:01
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:54:02
People who project negativity typically have low self-esteem. They feel badly about themselves, and their negativity is simply a reflection of those feelings.
pentagon
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:03:01
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
thumbsup
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:06:01
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
milk4dh
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:18:01
The early bird catches the worm, eats more and dies sooner. – Czech proverb
yahooligan
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:21:01
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter; people the opposite.
poopface
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:27:01
In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.
Poppy
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:30:01
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
milk4dh
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 08:21:01
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
holly
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 08:51:01
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
Chrischun
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 08:54:01
Wherever you go, go with all your heart.
poopface
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 09:15:01
It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
mrdavis
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 09:33:01
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.
Milkman
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:00:01
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.
snickerdoo
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:03:01
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
snickerdoo
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:06:01
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
american
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:09:01
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
idiotboy
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:45:01
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
crapface
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:48:01
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
FactCheck
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 11:12:01
I believe in America because we have great dreams and because we have the opportunity to make those dreams come true.
peccili
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 11:21:01
Nothing will work unless you do.
pentagon
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 11:24:01
You're always learning new things and trying to better yourself, which is awesome.
thumbsup
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 11:30:02
Encourage yourself to carry it out, to walk it out, to search it out, shout it out, and praise your way out to the change that's being presented with encouragement.
peccili
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 11:39:01
I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.
sexybrain
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 11:42:01
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
Poppy
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 11:48:02
A man would rather have a hundred lies told of him than one truth which he does not wish should be known.
milk4dh
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 11:57:01
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.