Taylor Swift fans post theories about upcoming album 'The Tortured Poets Department' after singer plays 'You're...

3 Months ago, Fri, Feb 16, 2024, 08:00:01
Swift fans share emotional reactions across social media after hearing the speculation-fueled song live.

Comments

crapface
commented 3 Months ago, Fri, Feb 16, 2024, 08:09:01
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
chesirecat
commented 3 Months ago, Fri, Feb 16, 2024, 08:18:01
You are never alone or helpless. The force that guides the stars guides you too.
Poppy
commented 3 Months ago, Fri, Feb 16, 2024, 08:24:01
You make my insides jump around in the best way.
little
commented 3 Months ago, Fri, Feb 16, 2024, 08:30:01
A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours. – Milton Berle
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Fri, Feb 16, 2024, 08:39:01
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep.
Milkman
commented 3 Months ago, Fri, Feb 16, 2024, 08:42:01
Please come untie me / You're lying right beside me / Don't lie to me / Lying
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Fri, Feb 16, 2024, 09:12:01
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
holly
commented 3 Months ago, Fri, Feb 16, 2024, 09:48:01
The greatest act of faith some days is to simply get up and face another day.
mrdavis
commented 3 Months ago, Fri, Feb 16, 2024, 10:00:01
Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines.
doodooface
commented 3 Months ago, Fri, Feb 16, 2024, 10:18:01
I have a new hairstyle today, it’s called ‘I tried.’
MichelleW
commented 3 Months ago, Fri, Feb 16, 2024, 10:45:01
Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.
milk4dh
commented 3 Months ago, Fri, Feb 16, 2024, 10:54:01
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Fri, Feb 16, 2024, 11:09:01
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Milkman
commented 3 Months ago, Fri, Feb 16, 2024, 11:39:01
Your integrity determines your destiny.
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Fri, Feb 16, 2024, 11:54:01
Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.
idiotboy
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 12:03:01
Life goes on, the ending's the starting line / Chin up, press on, you will survive / Young love that lasts is hard to find / So chin up, press on, you will survive
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 12:12:01
There is always room for those who can be relied upon to deliver the goods when they say they will.
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 12:21:01
Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow.
DannyBoy
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 12:33:01
When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers.
RunRonnieRun
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 12:42:01
If the mind thinks with a believing attitude one can do amazing things.
holly
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 12:57:01
Every adversity, every failure, every heartache carries with it the seed of a greater or equal benefit.
DannyBoy
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 01:45:01
There’s no 'I' in team, but there is in 'win.'
milk4dh
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 01:54:01
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. – Albert King
FactCheck
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 02:03:01
My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield
MichelleW
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 02:21:01
Lift your head up high, and scream to the world. I know I am someone, and let the truth unfurl.
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 02:27:01
Integrity has no need of rules.
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 02:36:01
It is a problem for me that I am part of a profession that is systematically lying to people.
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 02:42:02
Patriotism is a menace to liberty.
Chrischun
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 03:03:01
When people are toxic, they are masters at feigning innocence, of playing the victim, pretending to be less fortunate than others, and claiming that life has treated everyone better than it has treated them.
peccili
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 03:12:01
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
DonaldTrump
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 03:27:01
You're even better than a unicorn, because you're real.
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 03:51:01
Politics ought to be the part-time profession of every citizen who would protect the rights and privileges of free people and who would preserve what is good and fruitful in our national heritage.
RunRonnieRun
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 04:21:01
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Envelope.
idiotboy
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 04:30:01
If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 04:33:02
He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it much easier to do it the second time.
chesirecat
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 05:06:01
Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. Yeah, so is a grenade.
Milkman
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 05:27:01
A good country song taps into strong undercurrents of family, faith and patriotism.
crapface
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 05:30:01
There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 05:48:01
Patriotism, when it wants to make itself felt in the domain of learning, is a dirty fellow who should be thrown out of doors.
patty
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 05:57:01
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
mrdavis
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 06:03:01
True patriotism is not worship of our nation but rather, in the light of our worship of the God of justice, to conform our nation's ways of justice.
Chrischun
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 06:30:01
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
Chrischun
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 06:33:02
A true patriot never abandons his country at the hour of need.
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 06:39:01
The day is what you make it! So why not make it a great one?
yahooligan
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 06:51:01
Patriotism is unquestionably a high moral virtue, and to call a person patriot - better still, a true patriot - is the greatest of compliments.
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 07:24:01
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
idiotboy
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 07:30:02
You're so thoughtful.
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 07:42:02
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
Poppy
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 07:57:01
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 08:42:01
I’m not arguing, I’m just telling you why you’re wrong.
RunRonnieRun
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 08:54:01
Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.
chesirecat
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 09:12:01
If politics is the art of the possible, research is surely the art of the soluble. Both are immensely practical-minded affairs.
milk4dh
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 09:18:01
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet?
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 09:33:01
If at first, you don’t succeed, so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman
yahooligan
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 09:36:01
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
DannyBoy
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 09:39:01
God knows your value; He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life.
DannyBoy
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 10:09:01
Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.
patty
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 10:39:01
I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.
yahooligan
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 11:15:01
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins
Poppy
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 11:24:01
The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their professions.
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 11:33:01
A truth that's told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent.
patty
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 11:36:01
Seeing a spider in my room isn’t scary. It’s scary when it disappears.
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 12:21:01
Can't we all just get along?
patty
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 12:36:02
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
patty
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 01:03:01
Always hold your head up high, even if on the inside you're about to cry. Pretend that nothing is wrong at all. Close your eyes before you fall. If you can't see it, it's not there.
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 01:06:01
Integrity was very important.
crapface
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 01:12:01
This is exactly the kind of topic a site like this is useful for. I need more stories like this.
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 01:18:01
Chin up, Max. It's better to be sad than dead.
Poppy
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 01:27:01
Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt . . . wakes up with a stinky finger!
RunRonnieRun
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 01:57:01
Patriotism involves and endorsement of some aspect of your country that you take to be central, distinctive, and enduring.
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 02:03:01
At the end of the storm is golden sky and the sweet silver song of a lark.
chesirecat
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 02:06:01
We must also look into our feelings of grief and loss. When we accept that everything is constantly changing, when we accept the inevitability that people and animals die, we can deal with pain in a much better fashion.
little
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 02:21:01
If discovered, lying can destroy the very basis of a relationship.
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 02:27:01
I am a slow walker, but I never walk back.
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 02:33:01
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. – Walter Bagehot
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 02:57:01
You're a gift to those around you.
mrdavis
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 03:00:02
A truth that's told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent.
crapface
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 03:09:01
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray
dapper
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 03:15:01
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 03:21:01
I gotta say, Blarify is the shit!
RunRonnieRun
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 03:30:01
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 03:36:02
Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
doodooface
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 03:45:01
When a toxic person is attacking you, you don't have to participate.
patty
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 03:57:01
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
RunRonnieRun
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 04:18:01
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
peccili
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 04:36:02
Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.
american
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 04:39:02
With our thoughts, we make the world.
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 04:42:01
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
PatMall
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 04:45:02
Courage isn’t having the strength to go on – it is going on when you don’t have strength.
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 04:51:01
Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.
yahooligan
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 04:54:01
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
MichelleW
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 04:57:01
When you're not afraid to be yourself is when you're most incredible.
holly
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 05:03:01
I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo.
american
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 05:18:01
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.
Milkman
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 05:27:01
Has anyone ever told you that you have great posture?
crapface
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 05:39:02
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
Milkman
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 05:54:01
it is easier to work on your integrity when no one knows you than to start working on it when you are at the top.
american
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 06:06:01
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
FactCheck
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 06:18:01
The brave man inattentive of his duty, is worth little more to his country than the coward who deserts in the hour of danger.
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 06:21:02
Change your life today.
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 06:33:01
Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
little
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 06:57:01
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Milkman
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 07:12:01
Only America has both the power and optimism to defend the international community against what really are forces of darkness.
Milkman
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 07:27:02
Political correctness is the the inability to state certain truths because they may offend certain people.
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 07:48:01
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 07:51:01
Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.
milk4dh
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 08:03:01
I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
DonaldTrump
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 08:12:01
Integrity is doing the right thing, even if nobody is watching.
idiotboy
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 08:39:01
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
yahooligan
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 09:15:01
I believe in America because we have great dreams and because we have the opportunity to make those dreams come true.
little
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 09:24:01
When a toxic person doesn't get his or her way, their next gambit is often to make your motives sound sinister.
Poppy
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 09:30:01
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
MichelleW
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 09:36:01
In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
patty
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 09:51:01
If someone is strong enough to bring you down, show them you are strong enough to get back up.
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 10:06:01
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
DonaldTrump
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 10:27:01
Political correctness is the the inability to state certain truths because they may offend certain people.
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 10:42:01
A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.
PatMall
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 11:18:01
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 11:24:01
Forget about all the reasons why something may not work. You only need to find one good reason why it will.
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 11:51:01
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:00:01
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
Poppy
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:03:01
Being pure in conduct also includes honesty and integrity in dealing with our fellowmen.
FactCheck
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:18:01
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
Milkman
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:21:01
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:33:01
There’s life without Facebook and internet? Really? Send me the link.
doodooface
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:36:01
Being pure in conduct also includes honesty and integrity in dealing with our fellowmen.
doodooface
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:39:01
Success does not consist in never making mistakes, but in never making the same one a second time.
milk4dh
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:45:01
I am worthy of all the good in the world has to offer.
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:48:01
Your integrity, your dignity, your honor - they aren't for sale. Not ever. Not to anyone.
peccili
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:57:01
I'd comment on the mainsite, but I can't. So here it is -> Nice!
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 01:03:02
Who you are in public is a test of your conviction; who you are in private, integrity.
yahooligan
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 01:09:01
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
PatMall
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 01:12:01
We are what we think
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 01:18:02
‘Revenge’ sounds so mean, that’s why I prefer to call it ‘Returning the favor.’
yahooligan
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 01:21:01
There are relationship that are built on a lie, relationships that thrive on lying, relationships in which only the participants know where the truth begins and ends.
little
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 01:24:01
To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice.
FactCheck
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 01:45:01
I'd comment on the mainsite, but I can't. So here it is -> Nice!
Poppy
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 01:57:01
You're even more beautiful on the inside than you are on the outside.
american
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 02:03:01
Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings and emotions.
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 02:12:01
On Mercury, a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 02:15:01
You're someone's reason to smile.
RunRonnieRun
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 02:18:01
Put your shoulders back, hold your head up high knowing that the same power that raised Christ from the dead lives on the inside of you.
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 02:24:01
The evening news is where they start by saying “good evening,” and proceed by telling you why it’s not.
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 02:27:01
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 02:33:01
Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them.
dapper
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 02:36:02
Integrity has no sliding scale. You either have it or you don't.
dapper
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 02:39:01
I have come to realize that toxic people will never take acountability for their actions.
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 02:51:01
Put your shoulders back, hold your head up high knowing that the same power that raised Christ from the dead lives on the inside of you.
Poppy
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 02:54:01
Sometimes you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say good-bye.
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 03:03:01
Her strength was in the integrity of her actions; she never compromised what she believed she ought to do.
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 03:09:01
I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.
yahooligan
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 03:15:01
Integrity is what you feel.
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 03:18:01
My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 03:21:01
If only common sense were more common.
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 03:24:01
Our strength grows out of our weakness.
doodooface
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 03:36:02
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
DannyBoy
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 03:39:01
A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.
idiotboy
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 03:48:01
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Poppy
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 03:51:01
Who raised you? They deserve a medal for a job well done.
FactCheck
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 03:54:01
Above all, I would like to be remembered as a man who was selfless, who strove and worried so that others could share the glory, and who built up a family of people who could hold their heads up high and say 'We're Liverpool'.
crapface
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 03:57:01
Protect your good image from the eyes of negative viewers, who may look at your good appearance with an ugly fiendish eye, and ruin your positive qualities with their chemical infested tongues.
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 04:00:01
Toxic people spread destruction and death to those who come in contact with them.
Milkman
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 04:03:01
...not that anyone cares
patty
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 04:18:01
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
FactCheck
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 04:21:01
There is no gambling like politics.
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 04:24:01
You help me feel more joy in life.
patty
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 04:27:01
I have come to realize that toxic people will never take acountability for their actions.
yahooligan
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 04:33:01
Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
milk4dh
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 04:36:01
Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives.
little
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 04:42:01
If you were a scented candle they'd call it Perfectly Imperfect (and it would smell like summer).
doodooface
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 04:48:01
Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing.
peccili
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 05:09:02
Work like there is someone working 24 hours a day to take it away from you.
crapface
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 05:12:02
As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.
dapper
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 05:15:02
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
holly
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 05:18:01
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. – Paul Ehrlich
FactCheck
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 05:24:01
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 05:36:01
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
patty
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 05:51:01
You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 05:57:01
Hack journalism.
idiotboy
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 06:03:01
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
chesirecat
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 06:12:01
Integrity is so perishable in the summer months of success.
mrdavis
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 06:15:01
Integrity is a lifestyle characterized by the indwelling of God's word.
peccili
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 06:18:01
When our phones fall, we panic; but when our friends fall, we laugh.
DannyBoy
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 06:21:01
A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
Chrischun
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 06:30:02
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 06:39:01
Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 06:51:01
It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
american
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 06:57:01
When you're not sure if you're following the right path, when you've been knocked down a few too many times, it's completely fine to get discouraged, hell even defeated. What's not okay is to stop.
doodooface
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 07:00:01
Politics is made up of to words; 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics' which are blood-sucking insects
mrdavis
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 07:03:01
Being around you is like being on a happy little vacation.
patty
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 07:09:01
Men are like parking stalls. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped!
milk4dh
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 07:18:01
Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie.
yahooligan
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 07:21:02
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. – Sam Levenson
DonaldTrump
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 07:27:01
A leader with integrity, one who says what they mean, keeps their word and does not lie to their people.
patty
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 07:33:01
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
DonaldTrump
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 07:36:01
He loves his country best who strives to make it best.
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 07:42:01
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
milk4dh
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 07:48:01
So chin up chum. You're a beautiful, beautiful human being, and the world is your sunshine.
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 07:51:01
You have cute elbows. For reals!
Milkman
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 08:03:01
Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 08:24:01
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 08:30:01
Her strength was in the integrity of her actions; she never compromised what she believed she ought to do.
MichelleW
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 08:33:01
Eyes bright, chins up, smiles on. I'm talking to you, Katniss.
Poppy
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 08:45:01
I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 08:48:01
Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in (consequence) is enough to bury those who did not return.
peccili
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 08:51:01
Sharing doesn't exist when communicating with toxic people.
RunRonnieRun
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 08:54:01
Lies are everywhere. We hear continually about lying in public and private life.
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 09:03:01
A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.
mrdavis
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 09:15:01
You are really courageous.
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 09:21:01
Integrity was very important.
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 09:24:01
One flag, one land, one heart, one hand, One Nation evermore!
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 09:33:01
Never ask a starfish for directions.
mrdavis
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 09:36:01
Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way. And don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.
chesirecat
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 09:39:01
Show me someone who has done something worthwhile, and I’ll show you someone who has overcome adversity.”
Poppy
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 09:42:01
You have the courage of your convictions.
american
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 09:48:01
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep.
Poppy
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 10:09:01
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
little
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 10:15:01
A patriotism which is not short, frenzied outbursts of emotion, but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime.
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 10:24:01
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
mrdavis
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 10:36:01
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.
Chrischun
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 10:39:01
Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow
chesirecat
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 10:42:01
Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out.
DannyBoy
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 10:48:01
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that’s confusing.
RunRonnieRun
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 11:00:01
Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future.
doodooface
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 11:03:01
There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 11:12:01
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
milk4dh
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 11:15:01
That's typically American. Keep out of trouble and tell other people to keep their chins up.
milk4dh
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 11:24:01
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
yahooligan
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 11:27:01
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
doodooface
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 11:36:01
My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting.
patty
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 11:42:01
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
DonaldTrump
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 11:45:02
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
american
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 11:54:01
Anyone here?
Milkman
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:03:01
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the ‘M’ is silent.
doodooface
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:06:01
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
american
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:09:01
...not that anyone cares
RunRonnieRun
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:12:01
Boring!
RunRonnieRun
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:18:01
We can test the substance of our own integrity and love when we witness what flows from our hearts when someone disagrees.
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:21:01
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
idiotboy
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:30:02
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
Poppy
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:33:01
You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.
DonaldTrump
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:36:01
You're great at figuring stuff out.
chesirecat
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:42:01
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
little
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:45:01
If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
peccili
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:48:01
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:57:01
If you attach to the negative behavior of others it brings you down to their level.
milk4dh
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 01:00:01
I really should do something with my life, maybe tomorrow.
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 01:03:01
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
Poppy
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 01:06:01
The only power you have is the word ‘no’. – Frances McDormand
holly
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 01:21:01
Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.
DannyBoy
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 01:30:01
Our country is not the only thing to which we owe our allegiance. It is also owed to justice and to humanity. Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
doodooface
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 01:39:01
There is no better test of a man's integrity than his behavior when he is wrong.
PatMall
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 01:42:01
Integrity is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake your consciousness, just as honesty is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake existence.
dapper
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 01:51:01
You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 01:54:01
When the past comes knocking, don’t answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
RunRonnieRun
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 01:57:01
No matter how bad it gets, I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
dapper
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 02:00:01
There are no particular acts that are necessary for patriotism.
FactCheck
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 02:03:01
I have Alzheimer’s bulimia, first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke. – Cindy from Marzahn
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 02:06:01
True patriotism is not worship of our nation but rather, in the light of our worship of the God of justice, to conform our nation's ways of justice.
mrdavis
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 02:21:01
Politics is not the art of the impossible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 02:30:01
The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology.
doodooface
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 02:36:01
When healthy persons are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume that they are at fault, but when toxic people are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume the world to be at fault.
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 02:48:01
The way you treasure your loved ones is incredible.
idiotboy
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 02:57:01
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
DonaldTrump
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 03:03:01
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. – Sam Levenson
chesirecat
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 03:06:01
You're like a breath of fresh air.
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 03:09:01
Being strong doesn't mean that you can handle every difficult situation on your own, it means that you have the sense to ask God and others for help.
dapper
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 03:15:01
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
peccili
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 03:18:01
Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.
dapper
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 03:21:01
Toxic people cannot tolerate consideration of others.
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 03:30:01
Never ask a starfish for directions.
holly
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 03:42:01
Are these genes in your jeans or are you just happy to see me?
idiotboy
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 03:51:01
If there is one thing we know, is that this sucks.
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 04:00:01
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 04:06:01
There's so many things that life is, and no matter how many breakthroughs, trials will exist and we're going to get through it. Just be strong.
crapface
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 04:09:01
Toxic people are largely untreatable.
Chrischun
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 04:12:01
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
DannyBoy
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 04:15:01
As long as our government is administered for the good of the people, and is regulated by their will; as long as it secures is the rights of persons and of property, liberty of conscience and of the press, it will be worth defending.
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 04:21:01
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
crapface
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 04:30:01
A politician is like a quicksilver, if you try to put your finger on him, you find nothing under it.
mrdavis
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 04:33:01
Always remember: you're unique, just like everyone else.
doodooface
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 04:42:01
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 04:48:02
America is another name for opportunity. Our whole history appears like a last effort of divine providence on behalf of the human race.
chesirecat
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 04:51:01
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot. – Chris Rock
patty
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 05:00:01
Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt . . . wakes up with a stinky finger!
Chrischun
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 05:06:01
Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.
peccili
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 05:15:01
The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously.
chesirecat
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 05:18:01
A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.
patty
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 05:21:01
The challenge is to practice politics as the art of making what appears to be impossible, possible.
peccili
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 05:24:02
You have a good head on your shoulders.
Chrischun
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 05:33:01
Toxic people do not care about the results of their actions because they are driven by an all-consuming need for fuel.
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 05:39:01
Embrace your grief and your sadness felt towards those that have passed and remember them with love.
MichelleW
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 05:48:01
Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
MichelleW
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 05:54:01
The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.
Chrischun
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 05:57:02
Stop lying to yourself. When we deny our own truth, we deny our own potential.
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 06:03:01
Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.
milk4dh
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 06:09:01
The way you treasure your loved ones is incredible.
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 06:21:01
Change the world by being yourself.
american
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 06:24:01
I have met men who are habitual liars. They have lied so long that they no longer can distinguish between the truth and a lie. Their sensitivity to sin has been almost completely deadened.
idiotboy
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 06:30:01
In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
FactCheck
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 06:48:01
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 06:51:01
Encourage others today! So often the difference between success and failure is belief.
Milkman
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 06:54:01
Amen!
little
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 06:57:01
Understand that the tongue can conceal the truth, but the eyes--never!
crapface
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 07:00:01
Your integrity is sacrosanct. It is who you are. Never let anyone step on your integrity - that's absolutely where you must stand solid.
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 07:03:01
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
doodooface
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 07:06:01
When a whole nation is roaring patriotism at the top of its voice, I am fain to explore the cleanness of its hands and the purity of its heart.
PatMall
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 07:24:01
Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet, miss a car payment.
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 07:30:01
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
RunRonnieRun
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 07:42:01
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz
holly
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 07:51:01
When you fall, I will be there to catch you with love. Sincerely, the floor.
holly
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 08:09:01
It takes more courage to reveal insecurities than to hide them, more strength to relate to people than to dominate them, more ‘manhood' to abide by thought-out principles rather than blind reflex. Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles and an immature mind.
crapface
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 08:12:01
Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow.
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 08:15:01
I can do this all day
chesirecat
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 08:21:01
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
patty
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 08:24:01
Politics is a pendulum whose swings between anarchy and tyranny are fueled by perpetually rejuvenated illusions.
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 08:27:01
Nothing sidelining it; not even the most obfuscated ingredient of royalty attempting to devour its altruistically brilliant and impregnably sparkling integrity.
american
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 08:39:01
Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.
DannyBoy
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 08:54:01
There's so many things that life is, and no matter how many breakthroughs, trials will exist and we're going to get through it. Just be strong.
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 08:57:01
Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.
DonaldTrump
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 09:03:01
Flexibility makes buildings to be stronger, imagine what it can do to your soul.
RunRonnieRun
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 09:12:02
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet?
holly
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 09:15:01
I think I want a hot dog for dinner. Thoughts?
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 09:21:01
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
chesirecat
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 09:27:01
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
Milkman
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 09:33:02
There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people for a purpose which is unattainable.
FactCheck
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 09:36:01
What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing
Milkman
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 09:39:01
Any team would be lucky to have you on it.
DannyBoy
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 09:51:01
I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I don't remember who I am in him, I'm done.
dapper
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 09:54:01
You seem to really know who you are.
idiotboy
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 10:03:01
Being around you makes everything better!
crapface
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 10:12:01
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
chesirecat
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 10:18:01
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
little
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 10:36:01
Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.
Milkman
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 10:42:01
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
Chrischun
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 10:48:01
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
holly
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 10:54:01
Cool story bro.
FactCheck
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 10:57:01
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
mrdavis
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 11:03:01
Don’t give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 11:06:01
Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
holly
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 11:12:01
When you're not afraid to be yourself is when you're most incredible.
MichelleW
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 11:15:01
Aesthetics of integrity. For every star in the sky someone is holding his ground.
holly
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 11:27:02
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you.
crapface
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 11:30:01
Politics is more difficult than physics.
RunRonnieRun
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 11:48:01
I believe integrity can be restored to a society one person at a time. The choice belongs to each of us.
Milkman
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 11:51:01
I caught you lying / You caught me trying / Don't let me catch you lying
FactCheck
commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 11:54:01
Politics is not a game. It's an earnest business.
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 12:09:01
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
DannyBoy
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 12:27:01
Someone who always has to lie discovers that every one of his lies is true.
holly
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 12:45:01
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
chesirecat
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 12:51:01
Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach.
holly
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 12:54:02
Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag, and smile, smile, smile!
crapface
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 01:03:01
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
holly
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 01:06:01
For the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.
dapper
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 01:18:01
Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.
chesirecat
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 01:48:01
Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches!
Chrischun
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 02:09:01
Wherever you go, go with all your heart.
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 02:15:01
This is not happening.
little
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 02:30:01
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Envelope.
idiotboy
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 02:33:01
Well-behaved women rarely make history.
PatMall
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 02:48:01
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
chesirecat
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 03:27:01
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place, the fridge.
patty
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 03:36:02
If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
DannyBoy
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 03:45:02
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 04:03:01
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
crapface
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 04:36:01
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
crapface
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 04:39:01
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 04:45:01
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
DonaldTrump
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 04:51:01
You bring out the best in other people.
dapper
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 05:18:02
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
milk4dh
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 05:30:01
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 05:54:01
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
chesirecat
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 06:15:01
Patriotism does not oblige us to acquiesce in the destruction of liberty. Patriotism obliges us to question it, at least.
yahooligan
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 06:24:01
Integrity is the first step to true greatness.
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 06:27:01
All those stories I've been hearing / I wouldn't believe that they were true / But just this morning over coffee / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
holly
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 06:42:01
Everything would be better if more people were like you!
chesirecat
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 07:06:01
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
crapface
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 08:45:01
You have impeccable manners.
dapper
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 08:54:01
A liar is always lavish of oaths.
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 09:18:01
The first step is you have to say that you can.
Poppy
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 09:21:01
Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 09:33:01
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 09:36:01
You have the best style.
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 09:42:01
They say ‘don’t try this at home’ so I’m coming over to your house to try it.
yahooligan
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 09:45:01
You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.
Chrischun
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 09:51:01
Character is what you are in the dark.
american
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 10:15:01
This is exactly the kind of topic a site like this is useful for. I need more stories like this.
peccili
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 10:21:01
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 10:36:01
Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start.
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 10:42:01
The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to such a pass that he cannot distinguish the truth within him.
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 11:21:01
Some people believe holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength. However, there are times when it takes much more strength to know when to let go and then do it.
MichelleW
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 11:24:01
So chin up chum. You're a beautiful, beautiful human being, and the world is your sunshine.
MichelleW
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 11:39:01
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.
PatMall
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 11:54:01
who is this written for?
FactCheck
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 11:57:01
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
Milkman
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 12:21:01
The morality of patriotism is intimately connected with controversies concerning such topics as character and motivation, human nature, citizenship, the role of the state, political identity and obligation, and the basic structure of morality.
yahooligan
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 12:36:01
If there is one thing we know, is that this sucks.
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 12:42:02
This message approved by Donald J Trump
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 01:03:01
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
PatMall
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 01:12:01
You're an awesome friend.
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 01:24:01
My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting.
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 01:30:01
Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.
DannyBoy
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 01:33:01
You can, you should, and if you're brave enough to start, you will.
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 01:39:01
You're a great example to others.
FactCheck
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 01:42:01
A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.
milk4dh
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 01:57:01
Weed and feed. Our minds are like a garden; each day you need to weed out the negativity and feed it positivity.
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 02:27:01
You can’t have everything, where would you put it? – Steven Alexander Wright
DannyBoy
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 02:30:01
Governments change. The lies stay the same.
yahooligan
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 02:36:01
He who is silent and bows his head dies every time he does so. He who speaks aloud and walks with his head held high dies only once.
milk4dh
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 03:09:01
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I’m still going to keep looking.
doodooface
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 03:15:01
Having integrity means more to us than simply the absence of deception.
MichelleW
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 03:30:01
No man lies so boldly as the man who is indignant.
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 03:33:01
When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.
holly
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 03:45:01
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
PatMall
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 04:00:01
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
holly
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 04:12:01
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
dapper
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 04:15:01
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 04:33:01
You're really something special.
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 04:42:01
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it!
idiotboy
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 04:48:01
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 04:57:01
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
holly
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 05:03:01
Lying is not a simple matter. A lie can be motivated by many emotions and intentions, from maliciousness to kindness.
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 05:06:01
Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel.
PatMall
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 05:12:01
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
FactCheck
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 05:15:01
Everyone gets knocked down sometimes, but you always get back up and keep going.
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 05:24:01
I bet you do the crossword puzzle in ink.
Poppy
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 05:42:01
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
american
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 05:45:01
Change is never easy. You fight to hold on. You fight to let go.
FactCheck
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 05:48:01
But baby, I know when you're lying / Baby, I know when you're lying / It's in the promises you make / It's in the words you never say
Poppy
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 05:57:01
Yes, of course, I am athletic, I surf the Internet every day.
milk4dh
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 06:18:01
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet?
milk4dh
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 06:24:01
I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for President, so I went along with them.
PatMall
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 06:27:01
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the survival and success of liberty.
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 06:30:01
But, chin up. There's a medal in it for sure. Nothing like a scrap of ribbon to cheer up a widow
doodooface
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 06:33:01
I'm Barrack Obama and I approve this message
Poppy
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 06:36:01
Chin up, Chang. Believe in yourself and others will, too.
dapper
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 06:51:01
They all lie, from the top man down to the bottom. If their lips are moving, a lie is unfolding.
RunRonnieRun
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 07:30:01
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
RunRonnieRun
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 07:39:01
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
mrdavis
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 07:42:01
Why are there news stories like this?
chesirecat
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 07:57:01
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
MichelleW
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 08:15:01
You are the most perfect you there is.
Poppy
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 08:36:01
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
chesirecat
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 08:39:01
You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget.
peccili
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 08:45:01
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. – Ann Landers
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 08:54:01
Avoid negative people, for they are the greatest destroyers of self confidence and self-esteem. Surround yourself with people who bring out the best in you!
doodooface
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 09:03:01
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 09:09:01
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 09:33:01
I am too lazy to be lazy.
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 09:42:01
I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.
crapface
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 09:57:01
Only America has both the power and optimism to defend the international community against what really are forces of darkness.
PatMall
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 10:12:01
Give me a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
doodooface
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 10:15:01
Every moment is a fresh beginning.
Milkman
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 10:21:01
Having a toxic man in your life can affect your physical appearance and how you come across to others.
little
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 11:18:01
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
crapface
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 11:39:01
Your eyes water when you yawn, because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
chesirecat
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 11:42:01
I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I don't remember who I am in him, I'm done.
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 11:45:01
You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again.