Trump launches a sneaker line

3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 12:15:33
Former President Donald Trump launched his own line of tennis shoes in Philadelphia on Saturday.

Comments

snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 12:33:01
There’s life without Facebook and internet? Really? Send me the link.
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 01:09:01
You're a great example to others.
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 01:21:01
Integrity is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake your consciousness, just as honesty is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake existence.
FactCheck
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 01:27:01
If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..
dapper
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 01:45:01
In the real world, I have to wake up, go to my stupid job, and barely get by. Good thing all these celebs and politicians and journalists get to make money by pumping out this filfth.
RunRonnieRun
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 01:54:01
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
american
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 02:06:01
Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.
little
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 02:12:01
Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow.
Chrischun
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 02:18:01
Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.
milk4dh
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 02:27:01
One flag, one land, one heart, one hand, One Nation evermore!
crapface
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 02:36:01
Lying about a lie, that's practically telling the truth.
RunRonnieRun
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 02:45:01
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 02:54:01
I do not believe that war and military service are the only means to honor America. God grants us all the privilege of having our character and our patriotism tested.
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 03:09:01
Life is very interesting. In the end, some of your greatest pains become your greatest strengths.
crapface
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 03:12:01
Political correctness represents the fossilized institutionalization of once-vital revolutionary ideas, which have become mere rote formulas. It is repressively Stalinist, dependent on a labyrinthine, parasitic bureaucracy to enforce its empty dictates.
milk4dh
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 03:33:01
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.
FactCheck
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 03:39:01
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
Poppy
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 03:42:01
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
crapface
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 03:48:02
Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. Yeah, so is a grenade.
yahooligan
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 03:57:01
My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 04:06:01
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
doodooface
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 04:21:01
Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
DonaldTrump
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 04:27:01
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
dapper
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 04:30:01
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
milk4dh
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 04:33:01
Integrity means a person is the same on the inside as he or she claims to be on the outside.
doodooface
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 04:48:01
You are already of consequence in the world if you are known as a man of strict integrity.
MichelleW
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 05:00:01
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes.
chesirecat
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 05:03:01
Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake.
yahooligan
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 05:33:01
I only check my voicemail to get rid of the annoying little icon.
chesirecat
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 05:57:01
Integrity means our outward life is consistent with our inner convictions.
holly
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 06:09:01
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. – Albert Einstein
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 06:21:01
Nothing will work unless you do.
Poppy
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 06:33:01
Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 06:39:01
1/20/25
holly
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 06:48:01
Hmmm, this text message is a little too harsh, I’ll add ‘LOL’ at the end.
DonaldTrump
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 06:54:02
It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
idiotboy
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 07:00:01
One lie leads to another and eventually loses its strength and influence. Once it is lost, the lie becomes a 'shame' and the person loses all credibility.
idiotboy
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 07:12:01
You always find something special in the most ordinary things.
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 07:21:01
There's ordinary, and then there's you.
holly
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 07:27:01
Political correctness is the the inability to state certain truths because they may offend certain people.
yahooligan
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 07:30:01
Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are your own fears.
patty
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 07:42:01
A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
DannyBoy
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 07:45:01
Politics is but the common pulsebeat, of which revolution is the feverspasm.
RunRonnieRun
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 08:00:01
If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one.
dapper
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 08:09:01
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
MichelleW
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 08:15:01
God knows your value; He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life.
mrdavis
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 08:18:01
It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.
DonaldTrump
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 08:36:02
If I’m going to have hope, I’m going to have to learn to endure disappointment.
MichelleW
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 08:42:01
All those stories I've been hearing / I wouldn't believe that they were true / But just this morning over coffee / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 08:51:01
If we really love ourselves, everything in our life works.
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 08:57:01
Every moment is a fresh beginning.
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 09:06:01
Never ask a starfish for directions.
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 09:48:01
Where's the beef?
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 09:54:01
So long as we have enough people in this country willing to fight for their rights, we'll be call a democracy.
DannyBoy
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 10:06:01
He is not wise to me who is wise in words only, but he who is wise in deeds.
Poppy
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 10:18:01
When life gives you melons . . . you might be dyslexic.
yahooligan
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 10:30:02
Hanging out with you is always a blast.
PatMall
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 10:45:01
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins
holly
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 10:48:02
During times of war, hatred becomes quite respectable even though it has to masquerade often under the guise of patriotism.
Poppy
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 10:51:01
Leave it to the libtards to take away and those of sound mind to give it back.
RunRonnieRun
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 10:54:01
Political correctness is a war on noticing.
holly
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 11:09:01
Action is the foundational key to all success.
RunRonnieRun
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 11:18:02
hey occifer i swear to drunk im not as god as you think i am.
chesirecat
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 11:30:01
When you fall, I will be there to catch you with love. Sincerely, the floor.
crapface
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 11:33:01
Your own father said that artists use lies to tell the truth. Yes, I created a lie. But because you believed it, you found something true about yourself.
mrdavis
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 11:36:01
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
yahooligan
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 11:45:01
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
milk4dh
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 12:27:01
Who you are in public is a test of your conviction; who you are in private, integrity.
doodooface
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 12:39:01
Don't let it get the best of you, you'll make it out alive / Oh, people like us we've gotta stick together / Keep your head up, nothing lasts forever / Here's to the lost and forgotten / It's hard to get high when you're living on the bottom
Chrischun
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 12:54:01
Character is holding to our integrity when everyone around us is holding on to everything except their integrity and pressing us to do the same.
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 01:18:01
You have cute elbows. For reals!
yahooligan
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 01:27:01
Sorry, I didn’t pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 01:45:01
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
dapper
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 01:48:01
Stay strong, be brave, love hard and true, and you will have nothing to lose.
chesirecat
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 01:51:01
This message approved by Donald J Trump
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 02:03:01
A lie has no legs, and cannot stand; but it has wings, and can fly far and wide.
doodooface
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 02:21:01
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits the all.
PatMall
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 02:45:01
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
yahooligan
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 02:54:01
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
FactCheck
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 03:00:01
Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong.
crapface
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 03:03:01
I’m not arguing, I’m just telling you why you’re wrong.
doodooface
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 03:18:01
Trump 2024!
little
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 03:51:01
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 04:03:01
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
idiotboy
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 04:45:01
A war for a great principle ennobles a nation.
RunRonnieRun
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 05:09:01
Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 05:30:01
Stay Strong. Love endlessly. Change Lives.
crapface
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 05:39:01
It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.
PatMall
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 06:09:01
You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.
dapper
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 06:12:01
Well-behaved women rarely make history.
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 06:39:01
Perhaps the surest test of an individual's integrity is his refusal to do or say anything that would damage his self-respect.
idiotboy
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 06:45:01
This sentence is a lie.
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 06:48:01
I think my mind blown, I barely feel my feet. I'mma hold my head high even in defeat.
FactCheck
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 06:57:01
Political correctness is a war on noticing.
dapper
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 07:12:01
We do not have to remain stuck in our trials! We go through them and as daughters of the King, we can rise in the midst of dark, shaking moments.
little
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 07:21:01
If you don't love me like I love you. / But if you cry at night the way I do I'll know that somebody's lying.
little
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 07:27:01
How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree . . . and then realize it was your air-freshener.
holly
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 07:36:01
Always hold your head up high, even if on the inside you're about to cry. Pretend that nothing is wrong at all. Close your eyes before you fall. If you can't see it, it's not there.
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 07:45:01
It is better to have your head in the clouds, and know where you are... than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them, and think that you are in paradise.
Chrischun
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 07:48:01
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns
MichelleW
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 07:54:01
Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.
MichelleW
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 08:09:01
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 08:12:01
It is sweet to serve one's country by deeds, and it is not absurd to serve her by words.
Milkman
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 08:18:01
When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
DonaldTrump
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 08:27:01
Can't we all just get along?
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 08:30:01
A few people of integrity can go a long way.
crapface
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 08:42:01
By patriotism is meant, not only spontaneous, instinctive love for one's own nation, and preference for it above all other nations, but also the belief that such love and preference are good and useful.
Chrischun
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 08:48:01
Once you loose your integrity, you can never get it back.
mrdavis
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 09:00:01
Change your life today.
Chrischun
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 09:15:01
Your own father said that artists use lies to tell the truth. Yes, I created a lie. But because you believed it, you found something true about yourself.
peccili
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 09:18:01
Patriotism involves and endorsement of some aspect of your country that you take to be central, distinctive, and enduring.
peccili
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 09:24:01
If I’m going to have hope, I’m going to have to learn to endure disappointment.
Chrischun
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 09:36:01
When I hear somebody say ‘Life is hard', I am always tempted to ask ‘Compared to what?
PatMall
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 09:51:01
A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterward to explain why it didn't happen.
milk4dh
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 10:00:01
It’s alright if you don’t agree with me, I can’t force you to be right.
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 10:03:01
In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there lay within me an invincible summer.
Chrischun
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 10:06:01
It takes someone strong to leave with their head held high. It takes someone stronger to stay with their head held higher.
mrdavis
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 10:24:01
A war for a great principle ennobles a nation.
doodooface
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 10:51:01
A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.
mrdavis
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 10:54:01
If you attach to the negative behavior of others it brings you down to their level.
DonaldTrump
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 11:09:01
A politician is like a quicksilver, if you try to put your finger on him, you find nothing under it.
patty
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 11:12:01
Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.
doodooface
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 11:15:01
I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.
dapper
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 11:51:01
it is easier to work on your integrity when no one knows you than to start working on it when you are at the top.
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 11:54:01
I may be compelled to face danger, but never fear it, and while our soldiers can stand and fight, I can stand and feed and nurse them.
DonaldTrump
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 12:00:02
Integrity is what you feel.
RunRonnieRun
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 12:06:01
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 12:12:01
I only check my voicemail to get rid of the annoying little icon.
chesirecat
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 12:15:01
Integrity is determined behavior.
peccili
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 12:21:01
Embrace your grief and your sadness felt towards those that have passed and remember them with love.
dapper
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 12:24:01
You're like a ray of sunshine on a really dreary day.
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 12:30:01
Because toxic people exist, we need to learn how to play defense.
RunRonnieRun
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 12:33:01
You're even better than a unicorn, because you're real.
mrdavis
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 12:36:02
hey occifer i swear to drunk im not as god as you think i am.
Poppy
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 12:39:01
I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
milk4dh
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 12:45:01
I think my mind blown, I barely feel my feet. I'mma hold my head high even in defeat.
dapper
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 12:57:01
What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 01:09:01
It's the soldier not the campus organizer who allows you to demonstrate.
holly
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 01:15:01
It's the soldier not the campus organizer who allows you to demonstrate.
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 01:33:01
I believe in America because we have great dreams and because we have the opportunity to make those dreams come true.
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 01:39:01
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
RunRonnieRun
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 01:48:01
Your kindness is a balm to all who encounter it.
Chrischun
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 01:54:01
As fast as each opportunity presents itself, use it! No matter how tiny an opportunity it may be, use it!
mrdavis
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 02:00:01
Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.
doodooface
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 02:27:01
He is not wise to me who is wise in words only, but he who is wise in deeds.
chesirecat
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 02:30:01
A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
MichelleW
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 02:33:01
What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 02:36:01
Forget about all the reasons why something may not work. You only need to find one good reason why it will.
patty
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 02:39:01
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
PatMall
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 02:42:01
I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 02:48:01
Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.
american
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 02:54:01
Political correctness is the the inability to state certain truths because they may offend certain people.
dapper
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 03:00:01
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry
DannyBoy
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 03:12:01
Why do they write stories like this?
yahooligan
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 03:18:01
The only relationship I have is with my Wifi. We have a connection.
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 03:21:01
Public sentiment is everything. With public sentiment nothing can fail; without it nothing can succeed. He who molds public sentiment goes deeper than he who enacts statutes or decisions possible or impossible to execute.
american
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 03:24:01
You're one of a kind!
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 03:33:01
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
little
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 03:36:01
A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.
DannyBoy
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 03:42:01
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 03:45:01
Don't wait for something big to occur. Start where you are, with what you have, and that will always lead you into something greater.
holly
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 03:48:01
If at first, you don’t succeed, so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman
Poppy
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 03:54:01
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 03:57:01
You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)
FactCheck
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 04:09:01
This message approved by Donald J Trump
Poppy
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 04:18:01
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 04:21:01
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 04:24:01
Opportunities don’t happen, you create them.
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 04:27:01
1/20/25
Milkman
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 04:30:01
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 04:36:01
Don’t ever stray from yourself, in order to be close to someone that doesn’t have the courtesy to remind you of your worth, or the integrity of a gentleman to walk you home.
patty
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 04:48:01
Perhaps the surest test of an individual's integrity is his refusal to do or say anything that would damage his self-respect.
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 04:51:01
Death is hereditary.
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 04:54:01
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
yahooligan
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 04:57:01
Don't make me come over there and do your job
idiotboy
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 05:03:01
Art doesn’t transform. It just plain forms. – Roy Lichtenstein
crapface
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 05:06:01
He who laughs last didn’t get it. – Helen Giangregorio
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 05:12:01
So long as we have enough people in this country willing to fight for their rights, we'll be call a democracy.
Milkman
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 05:15:02
Nothing sidelining it; not even the most obfuscated ingredient of royalty attempting to devour its altruistically brilliant and impregnably sparkling integrity.
little
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 05:18:01
Politicians are people who, when they see the light at the end of a tunnel, order more tunnel.
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 05:21:01
I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation, twice a year.
crapface
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 05:27:02
To make us love our country, our country ought to be lovely.
idiotboy
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 05:30:01
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
idiotboy
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 05:39:01
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 05:51:01
Courage isn’t having the strength to go on – it is going on when you don’t have strength.
PatMall
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 06:03:01
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
holly
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 06:09:02
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 06:30:01
What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 06:42:01
I predict future happiness for Americans, if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
little
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 06:51:01
Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher.
doodooface
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 06:54:01
Fall down seven times, get up eight.
DannyBoy
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 07:03:01
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
mrdavis
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 07:12:01
I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.
PatMall
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 07:18:01
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
little
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 07:24:01
Why did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
RunRonnieRun
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 07:27:01
The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously.
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 07:36:01
Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind.
peccili
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 07:42:01
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
dapper
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 07:45:01
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 07:51:01
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
holly
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 07:54:01
And I know this world is so cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding.
peccili
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 08:06:01
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
patty
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 08:18:01
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
american
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 08:21:01
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 08:30:01
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
Milkman
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 08:33:01
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 08:36:01
This message approved by Donald J Trump
DonaldTrump
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 08:39:01
You bring out the best in other people.
doodooface
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 08:42:01
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
Milkman
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 08:51:02
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
idiotboy
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 08:54:01
I'd let you into the secret in me. / Just because I'm good at fooling you, / When no ones around I'll walk in your shoes. / I'm smiling while lying to you
DannyBoy
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 08:57:01
The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering
chesirecat
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 09:03:01
A few people of integrity can go a long way.
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 09:06:02
The purification of politics is an iridescent dream.
DannyBoy
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 09:15:01
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 09:18:01
Honesty creates integrity. Integrity creates inner peace.
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 09:21:01
Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach.
peccili
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 09:24:01
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 09:33:01
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. —Mark Twain
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 09:36:01
I eat cake because it’s someone’s birthday somewhere today.
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 09:39:01
Chin up, chin up / Everybody loves a happy face / Wear it, share it / It'll brighten up the darkest place / Twinkle, sparkle / Let a little sunshine in / You'll be on the right side, looking at the bright side / Up with your chinny-chin-chin.
milk4dh
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 09:42:01
I may not know karate, but I know crazy and I’m not afraid to use it.
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 09:54:02
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 09:57:01
You're like a breath of fresh air.
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 10:03:01
Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives.
patty
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 10:06:01
I really should do something with my life, maybe tomorrow.
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 10:09:01
And I know this world is so cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding.
RunRonnieRun
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 10:24:02
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
RunRonnieRun
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 10:30:01
The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously.
MichelleW
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 10:33:02
The evening news is where they start by saying “good evening,” and proceed by telling you why it’s not.
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 10:36:01
Integrity means our outward life is consistent with our inner convictions.
Milkman
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 10:39:01
Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in (consequence) is enough to bury those who did not return.
Poppy
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 10:42:01
Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches!
Chrischun
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 10:45:01
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
Milkman
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 10:51:01
Sometimes, you can't walk away from toxic people entirely.
american
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 10:57:01
Remember everything is solvable and if you can't see a solution, it only means you haven't worked it out yet.
american
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 11:06:01
The weak fall, but the strong will remain and never go under!
DannyBoy
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 11:15:01
One of the better articles I've read today.
PatMall
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 11:18:02
This is not information anyone needed.
yahooligan
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 11:30:02
Integrity is congruence between what you know, what you profess, and what you do.
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 11:39:01
We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.
dapper
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 11:42:01
At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.
DonaldTrump
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 11:45:01
What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 11:51:01
When nothing is going right, go left.
Milkman
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 11:54:01
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
DannyBoy
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 12:00:01
A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 12:03:01
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot. – Chris Rock
peccili
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 12:21:01
Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character.
Poppy
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 12:36:01
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 12:42:01
Good :3
milk4dh
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 12:45:02
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
dapper
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 01:06:01
Girl you're crying, 'cause you're lying / To my face (I'm not dumb) / Stop lying to me about seeing a man
MichelleW
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 01:09:01
In our country the lie has become not just a moral category, but a pillar of the state.
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 01:21:01
He is not wise to me who is wise in words only, but he who is wise in deeds.
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 01:27:01
You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, ‘I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 01:33:01
I hates stories like this.
patty
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 01:36:01
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
DonaldTrump
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 01:39:01
Oh no, what am I going to do?
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 01:51:01
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
patty
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 01:57:01
If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
american
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 02:00:01
We see lying as a regrettable human failing and assume that unless we make great efforts to train children to be honest, they will follow a natural tendency and tell lies.
milk4dh
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 02:09:01
A leader with integrity, one who says what they mean, keeps their word and does not lie to their people.
holly
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 02:12:01
Boring!
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 02:15:01
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
RunRonnieRun
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 02:24:01
Integrity means our outward life is consistent with our inner convictions.
idiotboy
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 02:30:01
Integrity in turn creates the trust that we need for ordinary social and political intercourse.
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 02:36:01
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
mrdavis
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 02:51:01
Living a life of integrity is one of the greatest missions we can undertake.
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 03:00:01
If you were a scented candle they'd call it Perfectly Imperfect (and it would smell like summer).
chesirecat
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 03:03:01
All of us who are concerned for peace and triumph of reason and justice must be keenly aware how small an influence reason and honest good will exert upon events in the political field.
holly
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 03:09:01
You are really courageous.
holly
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 03:18:01
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
crapface
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 03:24:01
You could survive a Zombie apocalypse.
RunRonnieRun
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 03:45:01
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 03:48:01
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
MichelleW
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 03:51:01
Make each day your masterpiece.
FactCheck
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 03:54:01
Our country is not the only thing to which we owe our allegiance. It is also owed to justice and to humanity. Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 04:03:01
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
Chrischun
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 04:09:01
You bring out the best in other people.
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 04:12:01
When you're not sure if you're following the right path, when you've been knocked down a few too many times, it's completely fine to get discouraged, hell even defeated. What's not okay is to stop.
Chrischun
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 04:15:01
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
patty
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 04:21:02
I'm Barrack Obama and I approve this message
peccili
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 04:24:01
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
chesirecat
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 04:27:01
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place, the fridge.
little
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 04:30:01
I think I want a hot dog for dinner. Thoughts?
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 04:33:01
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
american
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 04:45:01
No man lies so boldly as the man who is indignant.
idiotboy
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 04:48:01
What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us.
milk4dh
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 04:51:01
Your creative potential seems limitless.
doodooface
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 04:54:02
He who laughs last didn’t get it. – Helen Giangregorio
mrdavis
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 05:00:02
Yes, officer, I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.
peccili
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 05:03:01
Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are.
Milkman
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 05:09:01
If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
holly
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 05:12:02
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
FactCheck
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 05:21:01
Why do they write stories like this?
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 05:27:01
Again, this is really, really bad advice.
little
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 05:33:01
To make us love our country, our country ought to be lovely.
DannyBoy
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 05:36:01
In other news, the sky is blue.
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 05:42:01
Weed and feed. Our minds are like a garden; each day you need to weed out the negativity and feed it positivity.
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 05:45:01
You are enough.
peccili
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 05:48:01
Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
FactCheck
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 06:00:01
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 06:24:01
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray
american
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 06:36:01
Show me someone who has done something worthwhile, and I’ll show you someone who has overcome adversity.”
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 06:42:01
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got.
Milkman
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 06:45:01
Victories that are easy are cheap. Those only are worth having which come as the result of hard fighting.
Milkman
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 06:48:01
There are relationship that are built on a lie, relationships that thrive on lying, relationships in which only the participants know where the truth begins and ends.
holly
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 06:51:01
Resolve today that the toxic people won't take you down or even distract you.
DonaldTrump
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 06:57:01
When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 07:00:01
God bless you all!
FactCheck
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 07:09:01
I may be compelled to face danger, but never fear it, and while our soldiers can stand and fight, I can stand and feed and nurse them.
DonaldTrump
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 07:15:01
I eat cake because it’s someone’s birthday somewhere today.
PatMall
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 07:18:01
A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 07:24:01
Only America has both the power and optimism to defend the international community against what really are forces of darkness.
milk4dh
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 07:27:01
The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.
doodooface
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 07:30:01
If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?
DonaldTrump
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 07:54:01
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. – P.D. East
FactCheck
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 08:09:01
As the world falls, I will keep my head up high because I know at the end of the time, I fall with my heart sorrowing into the sky.
PatMall
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 08:12:01
You're more fun than bubble wrap.
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 08:18:01
The first step is you have to say that you can.
little
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 08:30:01
You have cute elbows. For reals!
crapface
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 08:33:01
I wasn’t mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I’m mad.. yes, I’m mad!
american
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 08:36:01
Because toxic people exist, we need to learn how to play defense.
holly
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 08:39:01
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 08:51:01
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
little
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 08:57:01
We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided.
patty
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 09:00:01
Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag, and smile, smile, smile!
chesirecat
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 09:03:01
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. – P.D. East
crapface
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 09:24:01
Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character.
american
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 09:27:01
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
american
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 09:30:01
Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are.
peccili
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 09:33:02
Having a toxic man in your life can affect your physical appearance and how you come across to others.
idiotboy
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 09:39:01
When you say you will do something, I trust you.
DannyBoy
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 09:42:01
You help me be the best version of myself.
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 09:48:01
There is no act of treachery or meanness of which a political party is not capable; for in politics, there is no honour.
milk4dh
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 10:00:02
Integrity means our outward life is consistent with our inner convictions.
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 10:12:01
Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow.'
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 10:15:01
If you attach to the negative behavior of others it brings you down to their level.
doodooface
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 10:24:01
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
DonaldTrump
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 10:45:01
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.
Milkman
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 10:54:01
If you don't love me like I love you. / But if you cry at night the way I do I'll know that somebody's lying.
Milkman
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 11:00:01
I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 11:09:01
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
mrdavis
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 11:18:01
Don't make me come up there!
DonaldTrump
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 11:21:01
Honesty creates integrity. Integrity creates inner peace.
PatMall
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 11:30:01
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
milk4dh
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 11:33:01
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
peccili
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 11:42:01
Undeniable integrity is the absolute supreme quality. Without it, no genuine accomplishment is attainable.
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Feb 20, 2024, 11:48:01
A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.
FactCheck
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 12:03:01
Why? Because i said so
crapface
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 12:06:01
The only good thing about going bra-less at my age is that it pulls the wrinkles right out of my face.
PatMall
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 12:09:01
Never to lie is to have no lock to your door, you are never wholly alone.
chesirecat
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 12:12:01
Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.
RunRonnieRun
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 12:15:01
Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
DonaldTrump
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 12:18:01
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 12:21:01
The nail that sticks its head up is the one that gets hit.
doodooface
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 12:33:01
I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it. – Bill Murray
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 12:36:01
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 12:45:01
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes.
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 12:48:01
It doesn’t matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
PatMall
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 12:54:01
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.
FactCheck
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 12:57:01
You make my insides jump around in the best way.
patty
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 01:00:01
I wasn’t mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I’m mad.. yes, I’m mad!
PatMall
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 01:06:01
Fake!
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 01:12:01
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
patty
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 01:15:01
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
american
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 01:21:01
Keep your head held high because the floor isn't very interesting to look at.
mrdavis
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 01:24:01
No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success.
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 01:33:01
Every adversity, every failure, every heartache carries with it the seed of a greater or equal benefit.
idiotboy
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 01:36:01
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
idiotboy
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 01:39:01
In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
Chrischun
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 01:42:01
Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.
idiotboy
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 01:48:01
People who try to bring you down everyday aren't important in your life, so you better treat their opinions as such.
crapface
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 01:57:01
Come on, you know, chin up, chest out, and best foot forward
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 02:03:01
Lying is not a simple matter. A lie can be motivated by many emotions and intentions, from maliciousness to kindness.
doodooface
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 02:06:01
Action is the foundational key to all success.
DonaldTrump
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 02:12:01
Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
dapper
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 02:18:01
Integrity is not a 90 percent thing, not a 95 percent thing; either you have it or you don't.
Milkman
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 02:21:01
If the mind thinks with a believing attitude one can do amazing things.
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 02:24:01
Are these genes in your jeans or are you just happy to see me?
little
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 02:36:01
Can't we all just get along?
DonaldTrump
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 02:39:01
Patriotism is unquestionably a high moral virtue, and to call a person patriot - better still, a true patriot - is the greatest of compliments.
chesirecat
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 02:42:01
I would have written this earlier, but I was out back burning my MyPillow
Milkman
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 02:51:01
Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology you never got.
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 03:00:01
Encourage yourself, speak to yourself, and lift yourself right on up. Encourage yourself that change its here. Encourage yourself to continue to pursue.
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 03:12:01
Don't regret the past, just learn from it.
peccili
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 03:15:01
Let your life reflect the faith you have in God. Fear nothing and pray about everything. Be strong, trust God's word, and trust the process.
crapface
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 03:30:01
I got a gun for my wife—best trade I’ve ever made.
DannyBoy
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 03:33:01
Those things that hurt, instruct.
idiotboy
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 03:36:01
Encourage others today! So often the difference between success and failure is belief.
doodooface
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 03:57:01
I eat cake because it’s someone’s birthday somewhere today.
milk4dh
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 04:03:01
Courage is looking fear right in the eye and saying, ‘Get the hell out of my way, I’ve got things to do.
Poppy
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 04:09:01
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 04:18:02
Toxic people are largely untreatable.
Poppy
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 04:21:01
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
patty
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 04:27:01
Without lies humanity would perish of despair and boredom.
Poppy
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 04:36:01
What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing
chesirecat
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 04:48:01
Where's the beef?
DonaldTrump
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 04:51:01
Nope. Didn't happen.
idiotboy
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 04:54:01
Oh brother!
idiotboy
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 05:15:01
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 05:18:01
You associate with people who are kind, compassionate, and joyous. You keep good company, and you reflect these qualities yourself.
yahooligan
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 05:21:01
Everything would be better if more people were like you!
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 05:24:01
My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its office-holders.
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 05:39:01
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
doodooface
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 05:48:01
Listen with curiosity. Speak with honesty. Act with integrity. The greatest problem with communication is we don’t listen to understand. We listen to reply. When we listen with curiosity, we don’t listen with the intent to reply. We listen for what’s behind the words.
little
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 06:24:01
You have to accept whatever comes and the only important thing is that you meet it with courage and with the best that you have to give.
dapper
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 06:30:01
Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines.
DannyBoy
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 06:36:01
Success does not consist in never making mistakes, but in never making the same one a second time.
peccili
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 06:39:01
Can we start making this world a better place?
american
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 06:48:01
Encourage yourself to carry it out, to walk it out, to search it out, shout it out, and praise your way out to the change that's being presented with encouragement.
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 06:54:01
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 06:57:01
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 07:06:02
You have power over your mind – not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.
PatMall
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 07:12:02
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
chesirecat
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 07:15:01
Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
dapper
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 07:27:01
Your ability to recall random factoids at just the right time is impressive.
doodooface
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 07:30:02
Girl you're crying, 'cause you're lying / To my face (I'm not dumb) / Stop lying to me about seeing a man
MichelleW
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 07:42:01
Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes.... Keep hope alive.
american
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 07:45:01
The closer to the truth, the better the lie, and the truth itself, when it can be used, is the best lie.
MichelleW
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 07:48:01
Where's the truth, where's the truth, why you lying / Truth abuse, what's the use, it's not a game you're playing
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 07:54:01
Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are your own fears.
FactCheck
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 08:00:01
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
MichelleW
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 08:03:01
Life goes on, the ending's the starting line / Chin up, press on, you will survive / Young love that lasts is hard to find / So chin up, press on, you will survive
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 08:06:01
I’m sorry that I’m not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 08:27:01
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
crapface
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 08:51:02
When I hear somebody say ‘Life is hard', I am always tempted to ask ‘Compared to what?
Chrischun
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 09:03:01
Some people believe holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength. However, there are times when it takes much more strength to know when to let go and then do it.
american
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 09:12:01
If you been hurt, keep your head up, you'll find / If you ever been hurt keep your head up
mrdavis
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 09:15:01
Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
patty
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 09:24:01
If at first, you don’t succeed, so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman
crapface
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 09:27:01
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
patty
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 09:36:01
You seem to really know who you are.
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 09:39:01
You're a smart cookie.
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 09:42:02
Make each day your masterpiece.
DannyBoy
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 09:45:01
Love it!
Milkman
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 09:48:01
If someone is trying to control you, that itself is toxic.
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 10:12:01
First, the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. – Steve Martin
Poppy
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 10:18:01
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
milk4dh
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 10:33:01
Well-behaved women rarely make history.
PatMall
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 10:42:01
If you don't have integrity, you have nothing. You can't buy it.
yahooligan
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 10:48:01
Anyone can hide. Facing up to things, working through them, that's what makes you strong.
idiotboy
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 11:09:01
The nail that sticks its head up is the one that gets hit.
Chrischun
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 11:12:01
I believe in America because we have great dreams and because we have the opportunity to make those dreams come true.
Chrischun
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 11:18:01
Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.
yahooligan
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 11:21:01
Ho Boy!
DannyBoy
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 11:24:01
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
mrdavis
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 11:27:01
You've got keep your head up, keep fighting, and do the best you can.
Milkman
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 11:36:01
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
doodooface
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 11:45:02
My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting.
Poppy
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 12:06:01
The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 12:15:01
Your name suits you to a T.
Milkman
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 12:18:01
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
DannyBoy
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 12:21:01
Sometimes our light goes out, but is blown again into instant flame by an encounter with another human being.
Chrischun
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 12:24:01
My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield
FactCheck
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 12:27:01
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 12:30:01
Need to focus and get back to work. Why am I still typing?
doodooface
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 12:42:01
Hmmm, this text message is a little too harsh, I’ll add ‘LOL’ at the end.
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 12:48:01
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep.
Poppy
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 12:51:01
Resolve today that the toxic people won't take you down or even distract you.
dapper
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 12:54:01
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 01:00:01
I believe integrity can be restored to a society one person at a time. The choice belongs to each of us.
PatMall
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 01:06:01
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
FactCheck
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 01:09:01
People who try to bring you down everyday aren't important in your life, so you better treat their opinions as such.
peccili
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 01:12:01
Your integrity is sacrosanct. It is who you are. Never let anyone step on your integrity - that's absolutely where you must stand solid.
holly
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 01:15:01
It is sweet to serve one's country by deeds, and it is not absurd to serve her by words.
DonaldTrump
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 01:39:01
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. —Mark Twain
holly
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 01:42:01
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 01:48:02
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
Chrischun
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 01:54:01
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
patty
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 02:00:01
It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
Milkman
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 02:03:01
Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you
little
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 02:06:01
Be strong, believe in who you are; be strong, believe in what you feel.
idiotboy
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 02:12:01
Your eyes water when you yawn, because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
Poppy
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 02:18:01
Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future.
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 02:21:01
You have the courage of your convictions.
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 02:27:01
You're always learning new things and trying to better yourself, which is awesome.
mrdavis
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 02:30:01
The greatest act of faith some days is to simply get up and face another day.
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 02:36:01
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 02:39:01
My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.
DannyBoy
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 02:45:01
Politics is not the art of the impossible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
little
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 02:48:01
There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.
little
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 02:57:02
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 03:21:01
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
milk4dh
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 03:30:01
it is easier to work on your integrity when no one knows you than to start working on it when you are at the top.
PatMall
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 03:45:01
My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its office-holders.
american
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 04:15:01
Worry about being better; bigger will take time.
MichelleW
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 04:27:02
Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.
Chrischun
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 04:30:01
Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
mrdavis
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 04:33:01
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.
Milkman
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 04:36:02
It's the soldier not the reporter who gives you the freedom of the press.
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 05:12:01
Political correctness sometimes does great work when it helps equalize the playing field when it comes to language, but it does a great disservice when it tries to silence a person of color.
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 05:18:01
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 05:24:01
Today is like the best day
dapper
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 05:30:01
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
patty
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 05:33:01
You can't fix or repair or save toxic people.
Poppy
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 05:39:01
When you are pursuing your dreams, they will call you CRAZY because they are LAZY. They never know you are a HERO who just jumped away from step ZERO. Stay away from negative people; they will only pollute you.
DannyBoy
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 06:03:01
Toxic people cannot tolerate consideration of others.
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 06:18:02
He who conquers others is strong; He who conquers himself is mighty.
RunRonnieRun
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 06:45:01
There is always room for those who can be relied upon to deliver the goods when they say they will.
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 07:12:02
Truthfulness is the main element of character.
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 07:39:01
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 08:03:01
If you're reading this blog post, you're someone with a kind heart. So we thought you'd enjoy this short video about how to blast your stress with kindness (especially on those rough days).
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 08:12:01
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
peccili
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 09:03:01
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
FactCheck
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 09:27:01
Oh no, what am I going to do?
MichelleW
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 09:42:01
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 10:39:01
It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
PatMall
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 11:21:01
Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives.
Chrischun
commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 11:54:01
When you share something about yourself with toxic people, they immediately turn the account into a story about them.
american
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 12:12:01
The great mass of people will more easily fall victems to a big lie than to a small one.
RunRonnieRun
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 12:27:02
Integrity is so perishable in the summer months of success.
dapper
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 12:45:01
May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears.
little
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 12:57:02
He who is silent and bows his head dies every time he does so. He who speaks aloud and walks with his head held high dies only once.
DannyBoy
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 01:12:01
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 01:15:01
You’re born free, then you’re taxed to death.
milk4dh
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 01:42:01
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 01:48:01
*this
FactCheck
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 01:57:01
You always know -- and say -- exactly what I need to hear when I need to hear it.
DonaldTrump
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 02:39:01
So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.
peccili
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 02:54:01
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 03:39:01
When you're not afraid to be yourself is when you're most incredible.
little
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 03:57:01
My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its office-holders.
MichelleW
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 04:00:01
Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.
DannyBoy
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 04:06:01
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
crapface
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 04:36:01
Undeniable integrity is the absolute supreme quality. Without it, no genuine accomplishment is attainable.
DonaldTrump
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 04:42:01
Stay Strong. Love endlessly. Change Lives.
chesirecat
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 05:06:01
I may not know karate, but I know crazy and I’m not afraid to use it.
peccili
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 05:18:01
Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way. And don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.
american
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 05:27:02
it is easier to work on your integrity when no one knows you than to start working on it when you are at the top.
yahooligan
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 05:30:01
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.
american
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 05:36:02
Toxic people operate more like a funnel than a waterproof bucket.
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 05:51:01
Politics is but the common pulsebeat, of which revolution is the feverspasm.
patty
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 06:21:01
1/20/25
RunRonnieRun
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 06:24:01
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
Poppy
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 06:36:01
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
crapface
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 07:06:01
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
FactCheck
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 07:24:01
Where's the truth, where's the truth, why you lying / Truth abuse, what's the use, it's not a game you're playing
patty
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 07:27:01
If you feel lost, disappointed, hesitant, or weak, return to yourself, to who you are, here and now and when you get there, you will discover yourself, like a lotus flower in full bloom, even in a muddy pond, beautiful and strong.
peccili
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 07:33:02
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
FactCheck
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 07:36:01
Integrity has no need of rules.
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 08:03:01
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 08:45:01
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
sexybrain
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 08:48:01
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
FactCheck
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 09:00:01
The constitution is the guide which I will never abandon.
MichelleW
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 09:12:01
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 09:57:01
It takes less time to do a thing right than to explain why you did it wrong.
patty
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 10:00:01
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks.
patty
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 10:15:01
I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom.
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 10:21:01
Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie.
chesirecat
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 10:27:01
If you behave like a moron, people will treat you like one.
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 10:39:01
Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start.
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 10:51:01
He who laughs last didn’t get it. – Helen Giangregorio
DannyBoy
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 10:54:01
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
american
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 11:21:01
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar
Milkman
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 11:27:01
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 11:54:01
Encourage one another and you must keep that same encouragement yourself first, to encourage others, second keep your head up and count all joy in the worst of times.
little
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 12:00:01
When I'm down you always say something encouraging to help me feel better.
milk4dh
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 12:30:01
You are enough.
Milkman
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 12:48:01
Toxic people do not care about the results of their actions because they are driven by an all-consuming need for fuel.
Milkman
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 12:57:01
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
peccili
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 01:09:01
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 02:06:01
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
PatMall
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 02:30:01
He knows nothing, and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
yahooligan
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 02:45:01
You think normal countries have news like this?
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 02:57:01
He who walks with wise men will be wise, but the companion of fools will suffer harm, Let go of the friends who are no longer uplifting you. Spend time with people who inspire you to be better.
Chrischun
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 04:09:01
The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.
peccili
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 04:12:01
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!
MichelleW
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 04:18:02
Cool story bro.
yahooligan
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 04:24:01
Don't wait. The time will never be just right.
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 04:27:01
If someone based an Internet meme on you, it would have impeccable grammar.
FactCheck
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 04:39:01
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
Poppy
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 04:42:01
If politics is the art of the possible, research is surely the art of the soluble. Both are immensely practical-minded affairs.
dapper
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 04:45:01
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
american
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 05:00:02
Toxic people come in all flavors.
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 05:12:01
Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines.
pentagon
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 06:45:01
Why can’t you play cards on a small boat? Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
PatMall
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 06:48:01
Put your shoulders back, hold your head up high knowing that the same power that raised Christ from the dead lives on the inside of you.
poopface
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 07:42:02
Tough times never last, but tough people do.
snickerdoo
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 08:39:01
When our phones fall, we panic; but when our friends fall, we laugh.
RunRonnieRun
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 08:48:01
Toxic people will pollute everything around them. Don't hesitate. Fumigate.
idiotboy
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 09:06:01
The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology.
Poppy
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 09:09:01
Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.
doodooface
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 09:12:01
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
american
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 09:18:01
Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.
Chrischun
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 09:21:01
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 09:45:01
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
doodooface
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 09:48:02
You're a gift to those around you.
doodooface
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 09:51:01
In our country the lie has become not just a moral category, but a pillar of the state.
Milkman
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 09:54:02
A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.
reggie
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 10:09:01
Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology you never got.
doodooface
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 10:24:01
The closer to the truth, the better the lie, and the truth itself, when it can be used, is the best lie.
thumbsup
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 10:30:01
Keep your head up. It has to get worse before it gets better.
Chrischun
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 10:42:01
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
DonaldTrump
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 10:45:01
Flame on!
peccili
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 11:00:01
The word integrity means 'oneness'. A person's words, thoughts, and actions are one.
yahooligan
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 11:33:01
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
patty
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 11:36:01
if Barbie is so popular then why do we buy her friends and boyfriends?
mrdavis
commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 11:39:01
Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.