Trump offered to block electric car rollout as he asked oil bosses for $1bn

2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 02:30:26
Donald Trump told oil industry executives he would dismantle Joe Biden’s pro-electric vehicle agenda as he asked for $1bn (£800m) to help return him to the White House, it has been claimed.

Comments

Chrischun
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 02:36:01
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
little
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 02:45:01
I'm grateful to know you.
yahooligan
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 02:51:01
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
american
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 02:54:02
The vice-presidency is like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.
milk4dh
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 02:57:01
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry
PatMall
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 03:00:01
Your integrity determines your destiny.
idiotboy
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 03:06:01
But, chin up. There's a medal in it for sure. Nothing like a scrap of ribbon to cheer up a widow
idiotboy
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 03:21:01
The person of superior integrity does not insist upon his integrity. For this reason, he has integrity. The person of inferior integrity never loses sight of his integrity. For this reason, he lacks integrity.
american
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 03:24:01
When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
little
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 03:27:01
When you say, "I meant to do that," I totally believe you.
american
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 03:36:01
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
MichelleW
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 03:39:01
A patriot may choose to give up professional opportunities overseas in order to stay in her country, she may lie or cheat to protect her country, and she may kill or die for her country, all as expressions of patriotism.
RunRonnieRun
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 03:45:01
You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, ‘I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.
milk4dh
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 03:48:01
Let your life reflect the faith you have in God. Fear nothing and pray about everything. Be strong, trust God's word, and trust the process.
reggie
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 03:51:01
Having a toxic man in your life can affect your physical appearance and how you come across to others.
Poppy
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 03:54:01
How is it that you always look great, even in sweatpants?
RunRonnieRun
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 04:00:02
Don't let people pull you into their storms. Pull them into your peace.
pentagon
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 04:24:02
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
poopface
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 04:27:02
Smiles are contagious, be a carrier.
pentagon
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 04:33:01
The key to integrity is to determine a sense of inner directedness that does not yield to the pressures of the age, that identifies with the highest rather than the lowest, the best rather than the worst, the ideal rather than the average, the excellent rather than mediocre.
reggie
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 04:36:01
When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.
doodooface
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 04:39:01
Man doesn’t know what he is capable of until he is asked.
mrdavis
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 04:54:01
Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses.
mrdavis
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 05:00:02
What we've got to do is keep hope alive. Because without it we'll sink.
mrdavis
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 05:09:01
It takes less time to do a thing right than to explain why you did it wrong.
crapface
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 05:12:01
I have a new hairstyle today, it’s called ‘I tried.’
american
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 05:18:01
Public sentiment is everything. With public sentiment nothing can fail; without it nothing can succeed. He who molds public sentiment goes deeper than he who enacts statutes or decisions possible or impossible to execute.
thumbsup
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 05:30:01
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
crapface
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 05:33:01
Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.
snickerdoo
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 05:36:01
Change is never easy. You fight to hold on. You fight to let go.
snickerdoo
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 05:39:01
Fall down seven times, get up eight.
thumbsup
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 05:42:01
At the end of the storm is golden sky and the sweet silver song of a lark.
thumbsup
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 05:45:01
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
DannyBoy
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 05:48:01
Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.
little
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 05:51:02
Sometimes you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say good-bye.
snickerdoo
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 05:54:01
We see lying as a regrettable human failing and assume that unless we make great efforts to train children to be honest, they will follow a natural tendency and tell lies.
mrdavis
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 05:57:01
Integrity is the basis of trust.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 06:00:01
Thank you for being you.
chesirecat
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 06:03:01
When written in Chinese the word “crisis” is composed of two characters – one represents danger and the other represents opportunity.
Poppy
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 06:12:01
Stay strong, be brave, love hard and true, and you will have nothing to lose.
FactCheck
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 06:15:01
The great mass of people will more easily fall victems to a big lie than to a small one.
Poppy
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 06:21:01
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it.
MichelleW
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 06:24:01
To oppose corruption in government is the highest obligation of patriotism.
chesirecat
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 06:27:01
My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting.
sexybrain
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 06:30:01
Your integrity is sacrosanct. It is who you are. Never let anyone step on your integrity - that's absolutely where you must stand solid.
sexybrain
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 06:36:01
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
patty
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 06:42:01
It's clobbering time.
holly
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 06:48:01
Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes.... Keep hope alive.
FactCheck
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 06:51:01
You are enough.
reggie
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 06:57:02
How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
yahooligan
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 07:03:01
Don't let people pull you into their storms. Pull them into your peace.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 07:06:02
Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.
thumbsup
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 07:12:01
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
little
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 07:21:01
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
little
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 07:27:01
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.
doodooface
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 07:30:01
Why? Because i said so
peccili
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 07:36:01
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
dapper
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 07:39:01
The nail that sticks its head up is the one that gets hit.
american
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 07:48:01
There is no act of treachery or meanness of which a political party is not capable; for in politics, there is no honour.
chesirecat
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 07:51:01
Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.
crapface
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 07:57:01
A politician is like a quicksilver, if you try to put your finger on him, you find nothing under it.
DannyBoy
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 08:03:02
Colors seem brighter when you're around.
snickerdoo
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 08:12:01
God created the world, everything else is made in China.
FactCheck
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 08:15:01
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
thumbsup
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 08:18:01
Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.
RunRonnieRun
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 08:24:02
Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
yahooligan
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 08:27:02
In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
little
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 08:33:01
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
thumbsup
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 08:45:01
You cannot expect to live a positive life if you hang with negative people.
chesirecat
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 08:48:02
Toxic people cannot fanthom that other people have needs of their own.
reggie
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 08:51:01
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
milk4dh
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 08:54:01
Political elections... are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste.
little
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 08:57:01
Avoid negative people, for they are the greatest destroyers of self confidence and self-esteem. Surround yourself with people who bring out the best in you!
milk4dh
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 09:00:01
In other news, the sky is blue.
thumbsup
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 09:06:01
I’m sorry that I’m not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
milk4dh
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 09:09:01
Can February march? No, but April may.
Milkman
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 09:12:02
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
doodooface
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 09:15:01
Agreed!
DannyBoy
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 09:18:01
Build upon strengths, and weaknesses will gradually take care of themselves.
snickerdoo
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 09:21:01
You can tell me you're telling the truth / That you don't wanna make me a fool / And baby you know I pay along / Now you're telling me you're sorry / Well don't start lying to me now
reggie
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 09:24:01
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
doodooface
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 09:33:01
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
dapper
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 09:36:01
Patriotism is not free-floating - one does not start off as patriotic and then look for a country.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 09:39:01
If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research. – Wilson Mizner
doodooface
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 09:42:01
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
milk4dh
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 09:51:01
You are really courageous.
FactCheck
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 09:54:02
I like your style.
pentagon
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 09:57:01
Political correctness represents the fossilized institutionalization of once-vital revolutionary ideas, which have become mere rote formulas. It is repressively Stalinist, dependent on a labyrinthine, parasitic bureaucracy to enforce its empty dictates.
sexybrain
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 10:03:01
Always hold your head up high, even if on the inside you're about to cry. Pretend that nothing is wrong at all. Close your eyes before you fall. If you can't see it, it's not there.
Poppy
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 10:06:01
Forget about all the reasons why something may not work. You only need to find one good reason why it will.
pentagon
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 10:15:01
If you behave like a moron, people will treat you like one.
idiotboy
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 10:18:01
Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
little
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 10:21:01
Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
doodooface
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 10:24:01
Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing.
pentagon
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 10:27:01
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
snickerdoo
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 10:30:01
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
milk4dh
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 10:42:01
By patriotism is meant, not only spontaneous, instinctive love for one's own nation, and preference for it above all other nations, but also the belief that such love and preference are good and useful.
RunRonnieRun
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 10:54:02
The greatest act of faith some days is to simply get up and face another day.
holly
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 11:00:01
Don't make me come up there!
holly
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 11:12:01
I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
sexybrain
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 11:21:01
Integrity is the basis of trust.
american
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 11:39:02
One lie leads to another and eventually loses its strength and influence. Once it is lost, the lie becomes a 'shame' and the person loses all credibility.
DannyBoy
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 11:45:01
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
crapface
commented 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 11:57:01
You're like a ray of sunshine on a really dreary day.
RunRonnieRun
commented 2 Months ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 12:00:02
You're all that and a super-size bag of chips.
FactCheck
commented 2 Months ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 12:06:01
You light up the room.
MichelleW
commented 2 Months ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 12:12:01
If you attach to the negative behavior of others it brings you down to their level.
Chrischun
commented 2 Months ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 12:24:02
Keep your head up, because there's always tomorrow / Put the Lord first, be strong, you can't go wrong / Love is on the way if you just pray, and hold on
RunRonnieRun
commented 2 Months ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 12:27:01
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. – Albert King
DannyBoy
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 12:33:01
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. – Benjamin Franklin
FactCheck
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 12:36:02
Truth and integrity must be so rare these days that it confuses people when they hear it.
little
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 12:48:01
wonder, do we lazy people go to heaven or do they send someone to pick us up?
sexybrain
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 01:00:01
If you behave like a moron, people will treat you like one.
crapface
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 01:24:02
The strength of our nation is measured by the character of the men and women who are in uniform.
Poppy
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 01:27:01
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you.
sexybrain
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 01:36:01
Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting in a particular way.
patty
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 01:39:02
I think my mind blown, I barely feel my feet. I'mma hold my head high even in defeat.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 01:45:01
Today, I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.
crapface
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 01:48:02
There's ordinary, and then there's you.
Poppy
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 01:57:02
The concept of integrity is about needing wholeness of character.
mrdavis
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 02:00:02
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Poppy
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 02:03:01
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
chesirecat
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 02:06:01
Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.
yahooligan
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 02:15:02
It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.
american
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 02:18:01
There is a god. And He hates us.
yahooligan
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 02:21:01
Your lying blue eyes used to charm me / And hypnotize me through and through / Like a fool Lord I've been dreaming / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
PatMall
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 02:24:01
In other news, I'm having pizza for dinner tonight.
Poppy
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 02:33:01
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
FactCheck
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 02:45:02
Keep your head up, because there's always tomorrow / Put the Lord first, be strong, you can't go wrong / Love is on the way if you just pray, and hold on
Milkman
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 02:48:01
Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that's right is to get by; and the only thing that's wrong is to get caught.
PatMall
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 02:51:02
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Milkman
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 02:54:01
A patriot may salute the flag, sing the national anthem, wear national dress, cook national dish, and cheer for her country's sporting teams.
milk4dh
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:00:01
If you behave like a moron, people will treat you like one.
american
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:06:02
My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield
milk4dh
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:09:01
My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:15:02
In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
yahooligan
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:18:01
If someone is strong enough to bring you down, show them you are strong enough to get back up.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:21:01
In other news, the sky is blue.
Milkman
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:24:01
To make us love our country, our country ought to be lovely.
Poppy
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:27:01
Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then get elected and prove it.
american
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:30:01
Political correctness sometimes does great work when it helps equalize the playing field when it comes to language, but it does a great disservice when it tries to silence a person of color.
poopface
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:33:01
If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
MichelleW
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:36:01
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
FactCheck
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:45:01
Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.
yahooligan
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:51:01
The way you treasure your loved ones is incredible.
little
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:54:02
Your name suits you to a T.
PatMall
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:57:01
A true patriot never abandons his country at the hour of need.
thumbsup
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 04:21:01
Politics is not a game. It's an earnest business.
mrdavis
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 04:30:02
I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry.
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 04:39:01
What we've got to do is keep hope alive. Because without it we'll sink.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 04:45:01
I saw through your lies like Spam in a Ziploc bag.
milk4dh
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 04:48:01
Anything other than a yes is no / Anything other than staying is go / Anything less than I love you, is lying
idiotboy
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 05:00:01
It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.
sexybrain
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 05:18:01
I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
thumbsup
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 05:21:01
Lying is so hard, it's true, unless it's lying in bed with you
crapface
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 05:24:01
Integrity in turn creates the trust that we need for ordinary social and political intercourse.
idiotboy
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 05:27:01
Best day ever!
yahooligan
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 05:30:02
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
patty
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 05:39:01
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
american
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 05:54:01
You seem to really know who you are.
little
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 06:03:01
Courage is looking fear right in the eye and saying, ‘Get the hell out of my way, I’ve got things to do.
thumbsup
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 06:09:01
Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.
american
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 06:15:01
You can't fix or repair or save toxic people.
poopface
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 06:18:01
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.
doodooface
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 06:42:01
My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 06:48:01
FAKE news!!!
chesirecat
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 06:51:01
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
reggie
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 07:00:01
You are really kind to people around you.
MichelleW
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 07:03:01
All those stories I've been hearing / I wouldn't believe that they were true / But just this morning over coffee / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
sexybrain
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 07:18:01
If we really love ourselves, everything in our life works.
milk4dh
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 07:21:01
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
american
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 07:27:01
Encourage one another and you must keep that same encouragement yourself first, to encourage others, second keep your head up and count all joy in the worst of times.
american
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 07:30:01
One of the great attractions of patriotism - it fulfills our worst wishes. In the person of our nation we are able, vicariously, to bully and cheat. Bully and cheat, what's more, with a feeling that we are profoundly virtuous.
FactCheck
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 07:36:01
Only America has both the power and optimism to defend the international community against what really are forces of darkness.
MichelleW
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 07:42:01
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
crapface
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 07:45:01
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
idiotboy
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 07:48:02
To keep one's own integrity, be merciful and uncorrupted and not wish for evil; and not be duped.
MichelleW
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 07:51:01
You have the best style.
chesirecat
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:06:02
Encourage one another and you must keep that same encouragement yourself first, to encourage others, second keep your head up and count all joy in the worst of times.
PatMall
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:09:01
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
peccili
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:12:01
I believe in America because we have great dreams and because we have the opportunity to make those dreams come true.
chesirecat
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:15:02
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
chesirecat
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:18:02
Political correctness represents the fossilized institutionalization of once-vital revolutionary ideas, which have become mere rote formulas. It is repressively Stalinist, dependent on a labyrinthine, parasitic bureaucracy to enforce its empty dictates.
holly
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:24:01
Why is this news?
thumbsup
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:33:01
Courage isn’t having the strength to go on – it is going on when you don’t have strength.
poopface
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:36:01
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
mrdavis
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:48:01
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? – Bill Murray
reggie
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:51:01
Integrity is doing the right thing, even if nobody is watching.
idiotboy
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:54:01
Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology you never got.
chesirecat
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 09:06:02
You help me be the best version of myself.
sexybrain
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 09:21:01
I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer. – Pat Sajak
pentagon
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 09:27:01
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
Chrischun
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 09:33:01
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
idiotboy
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 09:36:01
A war for a great principle ennobles a nation.
crapface
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 09:42:01
You make my insides jump around in the best way.
idiotboy
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 09:48:01
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
FactCheck
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 09:54:01
Remember: Don’t Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
idiotboy
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 09:57:02
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 10:00:02
When you say, "I meant to do that," I totally believe you.
MichelleW
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 10:03:01
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
chesirecat
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 10:06:02
You're one of a kind!
sexybrain
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 10:12:01
The key to integrity is to determine a sense of inner directedness that does not yield to the pressures of the age, that identifies with the highest rather than the lowest, the best rather than the worst, the ideal rather than the average, the excellent rather than mediocre.
little
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 10:15:01
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
MichelleW
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 10:18:02
If politics is the art of the possible, research is surely the art of the soluble. Both are immensely practical-minded affairs.
peccili
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 10:27:01
The only good thing about going bra-less at my age is that it pulls the wrinkles right out of my face.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 10:36:01
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
crapface
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 10:42:01
You have the right to remain silent, but you can never repeat, never lie or shade the truth.
doodooface
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 10:48:02
Perhaps the surest test of an individual's integrity is his refusal to do or say anything that would damage his self-respect.
PatMall
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:00:01
I believe integrity can be restored to a society one person at a time. The choice belongs to each of us.
Chrischun
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:03:01
A lie has no legs, and cannot stand; but it has wings, and can fly far and wide.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:09:01
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.
poopface
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:12:01
This sentence is a lie.
dapper
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:15:01
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
chesirecat
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:18:01
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
thumbsup
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:21:02
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. He’s dreaming too.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:27:01
Your eyes water when you yawn, because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
poopface
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:30:02
Nothing more completely baffles one who is full of tricks and duplicity than straight forward and simple integrity in another.
little
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:39:01
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:48:02
You have the best ideas.
PatMall
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:51:01
Our strength grows out of our weakness.
patty
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:54:01
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
doodooface
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:57:02
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
sexybrain
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 12:00:02
Integrity is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake your consciousness, just as honesty is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake existence.
peccili
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 12:12:01
Patriotism is a religion, the egg from which wars are hatched.
idiotboy
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 12:15:02
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather . . . not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
MichelleW
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 12:18:01
A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
poopface
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 12:33:01
He who laughs last didn’t get it. – Helen Giangregorio
sexybrain
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 12:36:01
If someone based an Internet meme on you, it would have impeccable grammar.
FactCheck
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 12:42:02
If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?
doodooface
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 12:45:02
I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.
MichelleW
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 01:03:01
You never run out of things that can go wrong. – Edward A. Murphy
Chrischun
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 01:06:01
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
idiotboy
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 01:09:01
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 01:18:01
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.
Poppy
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 01:42:01
I think my mind blown, I barely feel my feet. I'mma hold my head high even in defeat.
pentagon
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 01:54:02
A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.
patty
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 02:06:01
Undeniable integrity is the absolute supreme quality. Without it, no genuine accomplishment is attainable.
dapper
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 02:15:02
You're someone's reason to smile.
Poppy
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 02:21:02
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 02:24:01
If at first, you don’t succeed, so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman
chesirecat
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 02:33:02
Victories that are easy are cheap. Those only are worth having which come as the result of hard fighting.
chesirecat
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 02:36:01
The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously.
poopface
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 02:42:01
I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer. – Pat Sajak
poopface
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 02:45:02
The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
yahooligan
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 02:54:01
How do you count cows? With a cowculator.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:03:01
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?
milk4dh
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:06:01
At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.
Milkman
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:09:01
Patriotism is unquestionably a high moral virtue, and to call a person patriot - better still, a true patriot - is the greatest of compliments.
yahooligan
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:15:01
Fought like an indefatigable soldier; when the question arose of defending your persona your true integrity.
poopface
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:18:01
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
sexybrain
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:33:02
If you don't have integrity, you have nothing. You can't buy it.
thumbsup
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:45:02
if Barbie is so popular then why do we buy her friends and boyfriends?
holly
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:51:01
Worry about being better; bigger will take time.
PatMall
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:54:02
You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.
holly
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:57:01
I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now.
MichelleW
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 04:12:01
Never let anyone tell you who you are, hold your head up high, look them in the eyes and TELL them who you are.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 04:27:01
In other words, you're fucked.
holly
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 04:45:02
Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.
Poppy
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 04:54:01
Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then get elected and prove it.
yahooligan
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 04:57:02
We do not have to remain stuck in our trials! We go through them and as daughters of the King, we can rise in the midst of dark, shaking moments.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 05:00:02
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
pentagon
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 05:03:01
Somehow you make time stop and fly at the same time.
thumbsup
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 05:09:02
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. – Paul Ehrlich
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 05:12:02
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
Poppy
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 05:18:01
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
Chrischun
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 05:33:01
You help me be the best version of myself.
peccili
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 05:36:01
I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
poopface
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 05:39:01
There is a god. And He hates us.
Milkman
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 05:48:02
Your perspective is refreshing.
thumbsup
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 05:51:01
who is this written for?
MichelleW
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 06:06:01
You are awesome!
american
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 06:15:01
One flag, one land, one heart, one hand, One Nation evermore!
PatMall
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 06:18:01
You're a smart cookie.
MichelleW
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 06:30:02
Can't we all just get along?
little
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 06:36:01
The way you treasure your loved ones is incredible.
doodooface
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 06:39:02
Why are there news stories like this?
Milkman
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 06:42:01
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 06:45:01
At the end of the storm is golden sky and the sweet silver song of a lark.
milk4dh
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 06:48:02
Never to lie is to have no lock to your door, you are never wholly alone.
MichelleW
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 06:51:01
If at first, you don’t succeed, so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman
peccili
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 07:06:01
Sometimes our light goes out, but is blown again into instant flame by an encounter with another human being.
poopface
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 07:09:02
Honesty creates integrity. Integrity creates inner peace.
idiotboy
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 07:15:01
As fast as each opportunity presents itself, use it! No matter how tiny an opportunity it may be, use it!
holly
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 07:18:01
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. – Paul Ehrlich
patty
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 07:36:01
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
DannyBoy
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 07:57:01
Honesty creates integrity. Integrity creates inner peace.
mrdavis
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:06:01
Remember: Don’t Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
poopface
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:09:01
Wonder what Jesus what do at a time like this?
Milkman
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:18:02
One flag, one land, one heart, one hand, One Nation evermore!
holly
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:24:01
I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
dapper
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:27:01
It is better to have your head in the clouds, and know where you are... than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them, and think that you are in paradise.
dapper
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:30:01
Keep your heads up! We are sinking!
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:33:01
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
mrdavis
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:36:01
You always know -- and say -- exactly what I need to hear when I need to hear it.
Chrischun
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:39:01
Lying for me / Got no use for your excuses / Take 'em with you when you go / Through my effort baby you ain't never lied to me before
reggie
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:42:01
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
thumbsup
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:45:01
Integrity is not a 90 percent thing, not a 95 percent thing; either you have it or you don't.
crapface
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 09:00:01
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
pentagon
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 09:03:01
if Barbie is so popular then why do we buy her friends and boyfriends?
chesirecat
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 09:06:01
Has anyone ever told you that you have great posture?
patty
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 09:09:02
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
chesirecat
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 09:12:01
There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.
FactCheck
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 09:24:02
Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse
Chrischun
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 09:27:02
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. He’s dreaming too.
chesirecat
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 09:36:01
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. I can work out a good character much faster than anyone can lie me out of it
crapface
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 09:39:01
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
chesirecat
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 09:42:01
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz
FactCheck
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 09:45:01
He loves his country best who strives to make it best.
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 10:00:01
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
mrdavis
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 10:09:02
Lying is so hard, it's true, unless it's lying in bed with you
reggie
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 10:15:01
The closer to the truth, the better the lie, and the truth itself, when it can be used, is the best lie.
holly
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 10:18:02
I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation, twice a year.
poopface
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 10:33:02
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
milk4dh
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 10:36:01
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 10:45:02
Let your life reflect the faith you have in God. Fear nothing and pray about everything. Be strong, trust God's word, and trust the process.
Milkman
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 10:48:01
Integrity is not something that you should have to think about...nor consider doing...but something in the heart that is already done.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:06:01
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
holly
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:15:01
And I took that personally...
Milkman
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:27:01
I do not believe that war and military service are the only means to honor America. God grants us all the privilege of having our character and our patriotism tested.
dapper
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:33:01
You always know just what to say.
idiotboy
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:42:01
Someone is getting through something hard right now because you've got their back.
FactCheck
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:45:01
A life of integrity is a life of stability.
FactCheck
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:54:01
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.
sexybrain
commented 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:57:01
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn’t seen my big screen TV.
peccili
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 12:03:01
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
reggie
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 12:12:01
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. – Bill Murray
Milkman
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 12:24:02
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
peccili
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 12:27:01
Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses.
reggie
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 12:36:01
Where's the truth, where's the truth, why you lying / Truth abuse, what's the use, it's not a game you're playing
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 12:42:02
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
MichelleW
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 12:45:01
Pain is temporary- The pain you feel today is only to get strength to face tomorrow.
sexybrain
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 12:51:01
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
thumbsup
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 01:09:01
When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal.
thumbsup
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 01:12:01
Never to lie is to have no lock to your door, you are never wholly alone.
little
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 01:15:01
I choose to be around people who uplift and support me and themselves.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 01:21:01
True patriots we; for be it understood we left our country for our country's good.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 01:24:02
It is a problem for me that I am part of a profession that is systematically lying to people.
Chrischun
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 01:30:02
Don't wait. The time will never be just right.
peccili
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 01:39:01
The morality of patriotism is intimately connected with controversies concerning such topics as character and motivation, human nature, citizenship, the role of the state, political identity and obligation, and the basic structure of morality.
peccili
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 01:42:02
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
Chrischun
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 01:45:01
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
pentagon
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 01:48:01
When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.
reggie
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 01:51:01
A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.
doodooface
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 01:54:01
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I’m still going to keep looking.
thumbsup
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 02:18:01
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
sexybrain
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 02:21:01
I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
poopface
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 02:30:02
We can test the substance of our own integrity and love when we witness what flows from our hearts when someone disagrees.
PatMall
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 02:33:01
Toxic relationships leave us drained, and we all experience them.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 02:39:01
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein
patty
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 02:42:01
hey occifer i swear to drunk im not as god as you think i am.
Poppy
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 02:48:01
Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.
chesirecat
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 03:00:01
You always know just what to say.
patty
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 03:15:01
Thank you for being you.
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 03:18:01
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
holly
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 03:21:01
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
Milkman
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 03:30:01
Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse
little
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 03:36:01
One man with courage makes a majority.
poopface
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 03:45:01
No man lies so boldly as the man who is indignant.
idiotboy
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 03:57:01
Failure will never overtake you if your determination to succeed is strong enough!
holly
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 04:00:01
Integrity is doing what is right and truthful, and doing as you say you would do.
Milkman
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 04:06:02
I can do this all day
holly
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 04:09:01
Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt . . . wakes up with a stinky finger!
mrdavis
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 04:15:02
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
FactCheck
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 04:30:02
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
reggie
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 04:33:01
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.
Chrischun
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 04:36:01
One lie leads to another and eventually loses its strength and influence. Once it is lost, the lie becomes a 'shame' and the person loses all credibility.
poopface
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 04:39:01
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 04:48:01
The weak fall, but the strong will remain and never go under!
FactCheck
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 04:51:01
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 04:57:02
Never think about something wrong you did in the past, always look forward with your head up high; have no regrets.
peccili
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 05:09:01
Constipated people don't give a crap.
doodooface
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 05:15:01
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 05:18:01
The story you tell yourself defines the life you live and the actions you take. It's important to tell yourself a positive story.
Poppy
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 05:27:02
When I'm down you always say something encouraging to help me feel better.
patty
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 05:45:02
Toxic people will pollute everything around them. Don't hesitate. Fumigate.
dapper
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 06:03:01
Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes.... Keep hope alive.
milk4dh
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 06:15:01
A question that often comes up in my practice is whether people who have affairs are liars. Of course they are.
poopface
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 06:21:01
Change your life today.
holly
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 06:24:01
Alright alright alright.
american
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 06:27:01
America is another name for opportunity. Our whole history appears like a last effort of divine providence on behalf of the human race.
yahooligan
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 06:30:01
Most obstacles melt away when we make up our minds to walk boldly through them.
pentagon
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 06:33:01
He who is silent and bows his head dies every time he does so. He who speaks aloud and walks with his head held high dies only once.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 06:45:01
The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously.
dapper
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 06:51:01
Your name suits you to a T.
yahooligan
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 06:54:02
Patriotism is a religion, the egg from which wars are hatched.
thumbsup
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 07:06:01
He who walks with integrity walks securely.
MichelleW
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 07:15:01
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
MichelleW
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 07:27:01
The nation that forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 07:30:02
I'm the CEO of MyPillow and I approve this message
pentagon
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 07:48:01
The brave man inattentive of his duty, is worth little more to his country than the coward who deserts in the hour of danger.
pentagon
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 07:57:01
When life gives you melons . . . you might be dyslexic.
chesirecat
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 08:00:02
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
yahooligan
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 08:03:02
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!
poopface
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 08:06:01
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
thumbsup
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 08:15:01
To make us love our country, our country ought to be lovely.
yahooligan
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 08:30:01
Wow!
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 08:33:02
Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are.
mrdavis
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 08:36:01
If only common sense were more common.
holly
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 08:39:01
When a toxic person is attacking you, you don't have to participate.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 08:42:01
A truth that's told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent.
dapper
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 08:51:01
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 08:54:01
A life of integrity is a life of stability.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 08:57:02
The strength of our nation is measured by the character of the men and women who are in uniform.
Chrischun
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 09:00:02
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
PatMall
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 09:06:01
He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it much easier to do it the second time.
thumbsup
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 09:12:01
You should be proud of yourself.
chesirecat
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 09:21:01
Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher.
patty
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 09:36:01
Your creative potential seems limitless.
patty
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 09:39:01
We are going to be best friends forever, besides you already know too much.
idiotboy
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 09:48:02
These men came here to storm these beaches for one purpose only, not to gain anything for ourselves, not to fulfill any ambitions that America had for conquest, but just to preserve freedom. Many thousands of men have died for such ideals as these, but these young boys were cut of in their prime.
reggie
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 09:51:01
A good country song taps into strong undercurrents of family, faith and patriotism.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 10:03:01
We confide in our strength, without boasting of it; we respect that of others, without fearing it.
crapface
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 10:09:01
I have a new hairstyle today, it’s called ‘I tried.’
sexybrain
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 10:12:01
To be the best, you must be able to handle the worst.
Chrischun
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 10:18:01
There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.
patty
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 10:45:01
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
yahooligan
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 11:00:02
Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness.
mrdavis
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 11:06:01
Real patriotism is a willingness to challenge the government when it's wrong.
thumbsup
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 11:09:01
Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
holly
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 11:18:01
When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.
yahooligan
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 11:30:01
A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.
thumbsup
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 11:45:01
I’m not arguing, I’m just telling you why you’re wrong.
Milkman
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 11:48:01
When you share something about yourself with toxic people, they immediately turn the account into a story about them.
FactCheck
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 11:54:01
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.
mrdavis
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 12:00:02
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 12:03:01
Thank you for being you.
little
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 12:09:01
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn’t seen my big screen TV.
PatMall
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 12:15:02
If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
milk4dh
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 12:21:01
I don't have time to distinguish between the unfortunate and the incompetent.
patty
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 12:27:02
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 12:39:01
Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 12:45:02
Why do they write stories like this?
sexybrain
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 12:48:01
Real patriotism is a willingness to challenge the government when it's wrong.
peccili
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 12:57:01
When a toxic person is attacking you, you don't have to participate.
dapper
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 01:00:01
Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.
thumbsup
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 01:06:01
The weak fall, but the strong will remain and never go under!
snickerdoo
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 01:18:01
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 01:27:01
Toxic people are largely untreatable.
yahooligan
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 01:30:01
You’re born free, then you’re taxed to death.
pentagon
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 01:48:01
He who laughs last, didn't get it.
chesirecat
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 01:51:01
The greatest act of faith some days is to simply get up and face another day.
mrdavis
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 01:54:01
It takes someone strong to leave with their head held high. It takes someone stronger to stay with their head held higher.
reggie
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 02:00:01
If someone is trying to control you, that itself is toxic.
sexybrain
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 02:06:01
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs harder.
reggie
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 02:12:02
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
poopface
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 02:21:01
Sensitive souls draw in the negativity of others because they are so open.
american
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 02:30:01
Where's the beef?
DannyBoy
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 02:33:01
Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future.
holly
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 02:36:01
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
idiotboy
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 02:39:01
Jokes are funnier when you tell them.
pentagon
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 02:48:01
What do you do when it's too much for you / Chin up, chin up / You know these sticks and these stones cannot break my bones / Chin up, chin up
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 02:54:01
No matter how bad it gets I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
MichelleW
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 03:00:02
Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.
mrdavis
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 03:12:02
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 03:15:01
You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 03:21:01
Courage is looking fear right in the eye and saying, ‘Get the hell out of my way, I’ve got things to do.
Chrischun
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 03:30:01
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
FactCheck
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 03:45:01
You're wonderful.
crapface
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 04:00:02
You're like a breath of fresh air.
thumbsup
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 04:09:02
Wonder what Jesus what do at a time like this?
reggie
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 04:15:01
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
Poppy
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 04:24:01
Her strength was in the integrity of her actions; she never compromised what she believed she ought to do.
little
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 04:30:01
A question that often comes up in my practice is whether people who have affairs are liars. Of course they are.
pentagon
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 04:42:02
When you make up your mind about something, nothing stands in your way.
idiotboy
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 04:45:01
Integrity is not a conditional word. It doesn't blow in the wind or change with the weather. It is your inner image of yourself, and if you look in there and see a man who won't cheat, then you know he never will.
holly
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 04:48:01
Resolve today that the toxic people won't take you down or even distract you.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 04:57:01
Nope. Didn't happen.
doodooface
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 05:00:02
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
PatMall
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 05:06:01
Politics is a blood sport.
MichelleW
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 05:09:01
I do not believe that war and military service are the only means to honor America. God grants us all the privilege of having our character and our patriotism tested.
chesirecat
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 05:12:01
Someone who always has to lie discovers that every one of his lies is true.
crapface
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 05:15:01
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
Milkman
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 05:18:01
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs harder.
holly
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 05:24:01
What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
yahooligan
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 05:30:01
Politics is a blood sport.
dapper
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 05:36:01
I’m going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I’m outstanding.
Chrischun
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 05:39:01
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
idiotboy
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 05:45:01
*this
Milkman
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 05:48:02
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn’t seen my big screen TV.
pentagon
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 05:57:01
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got.
MichelleW
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 06:15:01
If politics is the art of the possible, research is surely the art of the soluble. Both are immensely practical-minded affairs.
FactCheck
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 06:18:01
When you are pursuing your dreams, they will call you CRAZY because they are LAZY. They never know you are a HERO who just jumped away from step ZERO. Stay away from negative people; they will only pollute you.
holly
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 06:27:01
If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
pentagon
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 06:33:01
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
mrdavis
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 06:39:01
If you attach to the negative behavior of others it brings you down to their level.
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 06:45:01
Integrity is the glue that holds our way of life together.
MichelleW
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 06:57:01
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. —George W. Bush
holly
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 07:21:02
What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing
yahooligan
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 07:27:01
The challenge is to practice politics as the art of making what appears to be impossible, possible.
FactCheck
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 07:36:01
Fav'd!
DannyBoy
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 07:42:01
It doesn't matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
sexybrain
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 07:54:01
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
sexybrain
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 07:57:01
wonder, do we lazy people go to heaven or do they send someone to pick us up?
chesirecat
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 08:00:01
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
Poppy
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 08:06:01
Give me a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
thumbsup
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 08:18:01
What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us.
dapper
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 08:24:01
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
doodooface
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 08:27:01
Integrity is not a laughing matter but a serious issue, If a man cannot account for how a dollar committed to his hands was spent, don't expect he will be able to account for a million dollar.
holly
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 08:36:02
The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 08:45:01
The nail that sticks its head up is the one that gets hit.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 08:54:01
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
little
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 09:00:01
That color is perfect on you.
chesirecat
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 09:03:01
Politics, noun. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
little
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 09:06:01
Man doesn’t know what he is capable of until he is asked.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 09:09:01
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
PatMall
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 09:12:02
So long as we have enough people in this country willing to fight for their rights, we'll be call a democracy.
Milkman
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 09:27:02
Being strong doesn't mean that you can handle every difficult situation on your own, it means that you have the sense to ask God and others for help.
Milkman
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 09:33:02
If you were a scented candle they'd call it Perfectly Imperfect (and it would smell like summer).
FactCheck
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 09:36:02
We are going to be best friends forever, besides you already know too much.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 09:39:01
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
Chrischun
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 09:48:02
Every moment is a fresh beginning.
poopface
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 09:51:01
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. He’s dreaming too.
idiotboy
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 09:57:01
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
milk4dh
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 10:12:01
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
FactCheck
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 10:15:01
Babies and small animals probably love you.
chesirecat
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 10:18:01
There is always room for those who can be relied upon to deliver the goods when they say they will.
FactCheck
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 10:21:01
Amen!
american
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 10:27:01
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
american
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 10:33:01
When healthy persons are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume that they are at fault, but when toxic people are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume the world to be at fault.
chesirecat
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 10:36:01
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 10:48:02
Never ask a starfish for directions.
Poppy
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 10:51:01
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 10:54:02
It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
doodooface
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 10:57:01
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
doodooface
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 11:06:02
A husband who lies to his wife about an adulterous relationship may place his wife in harm's way.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 11:12:02
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep.
FactCheck
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 11:33:01
You cannot hold your head high with your hand out.
doodooface
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 11:39:01
You always find something special in the most ordinary things.
crapface
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 11:45:02
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
idiotboy
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 11:48:01
If you're reading this blog post, you're someone with a kind heart. So we thought you'd enjoy this short video about how to blast your stress with kindness (especially on those rough days).
doodooface
commented 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 11:54:01
These men came here to storm these beaches for one purpose only, not to gain anything for ourselves, not to fulfill any ambitions that America had for conquest, but just to preserve freedom. Many thousands of men have died for such ideals as these, but these young boys were cut of in their prime.
peccili
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 12:00:01
I really like this!
doodooface
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 12:03:01
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
dapper
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 12:09:01
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
mrdavis
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 12:21:01
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
poopface
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 12:24:01
There are a terrible lot of lies going round the world, and the worst of it is that they're true.
FactCheck
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 12:27:01
Chin up, chin up / Everybody loves a happy face / Wear it, share it / It'll brighten up the darkest place / Twinkle, sparkle / Let a little sunshine in / You'll be on the right side, looking at the bright side / Up with your chinny-chin-chin.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 12:36:01
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 12:39:01
Politics are like a labyrinth, from the inner intricacies of which it is even more difficult to find the way of escape than it was to find the way into them.
chesirecat
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 12:45:01
Only a man of integrity can possess the virtue of honesty, since only the faking of one’s consciousness can permit the faking of existence.
american
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 12:57:01
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
american
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 01:06:02
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 01:09:01
Political correctness is as exploitable as any other progressive ideal, but its aim is to stifle the incessant noise of those who flap their careless lips without a thought about those they might offend and why that might be important.
sexybrain
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 01:12:01
How do you count cows? With a cowculator.
Poppy
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 01:15:02
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
Milkman
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 01:21:02
Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith.
reggie
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 01:36:01
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
crapface
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 01:42:01
Nothing more completely baffles one who is full of tricks and duplicity than straight forward and simple integrity in another.
thumbsup
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 01:48:01
Governments change. The lies stay the same.
crapface
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 01:57:01
When you say you will do something, I trust you.
doodooface
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 02:12:01
Integrity is not something that you should have to think about...nor consider doing...but something in the heart that is already done.
crapface
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 02:15:01
My Country! When right keep it right; when wrong, set it right!
idiotboy
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 02:27:01
Don’t ever stray from yourself, in order to be close to someone that doesn’t have the courtesy to remind you of your worth, or the integrity of a gentleman to walk you home.
yahooligan
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 02:33:01
Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt . . . wakes up with a stinky finger!
yahooligan
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 02:48:02
Politics is but the common pulsebeat, of which revolution is the feverspasm.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 02:51:01
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 02:57:01
For the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 03:00:01
No matter how much it hurts, you have to hold your head up and keep going.
sexybrain
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 03:21:01
Patriotism is a menace to liberty.
peccili
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 03:36:02
Hanging out with you is always a blast.
mrdavis
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 03:42:01
The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 03:48:01
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein
yahooligan
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 04:00:01
Do not go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
milk4dh
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 04:03:01
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I’m still going to keep looking.
MichelleW
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 04:06:02
Encourage yourself to carry it out, to walk it out, to search it out, shout it out, and praise your way out to the change that's being presented with encouragement.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 04:12:01
Lying to ourselves is more deeply ingrained than lying to others.
milk4dh
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 04:18:02
Either you run the day, or the day runs you.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 04:27:02
The cornerstone of the political correctness that dominates campus culture is radical feminism.
yahooligan
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 04:30:01
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 04:36:02
Politics are almost as exciting as war and quite as dangerous.
reggie
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 04:39:02
It is a damned poor mind indeed that can't think of at least two ways of spelling any word.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 04:48:01
The old saying is what you do in the dark will soon come to the light, never thinking that one day you will get caught in your cheating and lying ways.
milk4dh
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 04:51:01
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
crapface
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 05:00:01
My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its office-holders.
idiotboy
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 05:15:01
[Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
holly
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 05:18:01
Show me someone who has done something worthwhile, and I’ll show you someone who has overcome adversity.”
crapface
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 05:21:01
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.
MichelleW
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 05:30:01
Work like there is someone working 24 hours a day to take it away from you.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 05:42:01
Don't regret the past, just learn from it.
MichelleW
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 05:45:01
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
yahooligan
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 05:48:01
The brave man inattentive of his duty, is worth little more to his country than the coward who deserts in the hour of danger.
Chrischun
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 05:51:02
When our phones fall, we panic; but when our friends fall, we laugh.
mrdavis
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 05:54:01
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep.
doodooface
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 06:24:01
Politics is not a game. It's an earnest business.
Chrischun
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 06:45:01
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool. – Bill Murray
reggie
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 06:51:01
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
sexybrain
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 06:54:01
Girl you're crying, 'cause you're lying / To my face (I'm not dumb) / Stop lying to me about seeing a man
mrdavis
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 06:57:01
Your ability to recall random factoids at just the right time is impressive.
dapper
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 07:00:01
It takes more courage to reveal insecurities than to hide them, more strength to relate to people than to dominate them, more ‘manhood' to abide by thought-out principles rather than blind reflex. Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles and an immature mind.
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 07:09:02
Avoid negative people, for they are the greatest destroyers of self confidence and self-esteem. Surround yourself with people who bring out the best in you!
peccili
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 07:21:02
Who you are in public is a test of your conviction; who you are in private, integrity.
MichelleW
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 07:24:01
Patriotism is a menace to liberty.
patty
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 07:27:01
Living a life of integrity is one of the greatest missions we can undertake.
mrdavis
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 07:36:02
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
patty
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 07:42:01
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 07:51:01
chesirecat
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 08:09:01
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. – Ann Landers
Chrischun
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 08:12:02
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. —George W. Bush
patty
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 08:15:02
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
MichelleW
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 08:18:02
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
chesirecat
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 08:21:01
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.
doodooface
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 08:27:01
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
FactCheck
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 08:30:01
We must also look into our feelings of grief and loss. When we accept that everything is constantly changing, when we accept the inevitability that people and animals die, we can deal with pain in a much better fashion.
sexybrain
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 08:33:01
You make my insides jump around in the best way.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 08:39:01
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.
Poppy
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 08:51:01
Toxic people are often ruled by selfishness and spite. They are usually draining instead of encouraging, and they use people instead of loving them.
idiotboy
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 08:57:01
The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.
crapface
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 09:00:02
You help me feel more joy in life.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 09:09:01
Sorry, I didn’t pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
chesirecat
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 09:15:01
Can February march? No, but April may.
poopface
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 09:18:02
Change is good, but dollars are better.
yahooligan
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 09:21:01
Today, I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.
Chrischun
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 09:27:01
If lying is first of all a matter of breaching the trust of a relationship, it follows that the severity of the lie depends on the nature of the relationship and the understanding that forms that trust.
patty
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 09:33:01
There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle.
peccili
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 09:36:02
If you attach to the negative behavior of others it brings you down to their level.
mrdavis
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 09:39:01
If you're reading this blog post, you're someone with a kind heart. So we thought you'd enjoy this short video about how to blast your stress with kindness (especially on those rough days).
thumbsup
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 09:57:02
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
crapface
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 10:09:02
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
doodooface
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 10:12:01
You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.
sexybrain
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 10:15:01
The concept of integrity is about needing wholeness of character.
sexybrain
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 10:27:01
Listen with curiosity. Speak with honesty. Act with integrity. The greatest problem with communication is we don’t listen to understand. We listen to reply. When we listen with curiosity, we don’t listen with the intent to reply. We listen for what’s behind the words.
sexybrain
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 10:30:01
I bet you do the crossword puzzle in ink.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 10:36:01
If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?
MichelleW
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 10:45:01
Politicians and corporations have always placed economic interests above moral interests. This is now hurting the entire planet.
dapper
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 10:48:01
Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 11:00:01
Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother. – Ken Dodd
holly
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 11:09:01
Political correctness is a war on noticing.
idiotboy
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 11:12:02
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. – Walter Bagehot
PatMall
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 11:15:01
Undeniable integrity is the absolute supreme quality. Without it, no genuine accomplishment is attainable.
crapface
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 11:18:01
Truth is treason in the empire of lies.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 11:24:01
A man who lies cannot love.
pentagon
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 11:33:01
It's gonna be alright / Keep your head up to the sky / [Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
reggie
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 11:39:01
What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing
PatMall
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 11:45:01
If toxic people can't stop your mission, they will set out to distract you while you are maintaining your mission.
mrdavis
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 11:48:01
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
MichelleW
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 11:54:01
A life of integrity is a life of stability.
crapface
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 12:00:02
If you can’t laugh at your own problems, call me and I’ll laugh at them.
dapper
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 12:06:01
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
PatMall
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 12:18:01
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
sexybrain
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 12:27:01
Liars are always most disposed to swear
doodooface
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 12:30:01
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
PatMall
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 12:36:01
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
dapper
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 12:39:01
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
doodooface
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 12:45:01
Life’s biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don’t want to get out of bed.
FactCheck
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 12:57:01
He who walks with integrity walks securely.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 01:00:02
A leader with integrity, one who says what they mean, keeps their word and does not lie to their people.
peccili
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 01:12:01
You think normal countries have news like this?
american
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 01:48:01
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool. – Bill Murray
crapface
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 03:36:01
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
patty
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 05:54:01
On Mercury, a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 07:27:01
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.
Chrischun
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 10:30:01
You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)
idiotboy
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 10:48:01
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
sexybrain
commented 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 10:57:01
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.