This Florida Trooper Teaches Entitled Woman A Valuable Lesson

2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 04:56:24
When law enforcement officers perform traffic stops they’re on edge, so anything you can do to not escalate the situation would be a wise move. But some people like this Florida woman think pulling attitude right from the get-go is the way to handle thi...

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FactCheck
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 05:12:02
When a toxic person is attacking you, you don't have to participate.
idiotboy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 05:18:01
But baby, I know when you're lying / Baby, I know when you're lying / It's in the promises you make / It's in the words you never say
PatMall
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 05:21:01
Your lying blue eyes used to charm me / And hypnotize me through and through / Like a fool Lord I've been dreaming / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
holly
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 05:30:01
Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt . . . wakes up with a stinky finger!
holly
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 05:45:02
He who walks with integrity walks securely.
mrdavis
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 05:48:02
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
Milkman
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 05:51:02
One of the most striking differences between a cat and lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
Poppy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 05:54:01
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 06:03:01
Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positve, it will take their breath away.
chesirecat
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 06:09:01
Encourage yourself, speak to yourself, and lift yourself right on up. Encourage yourself that change its here. Encourage yourself to continue to pursue.
peccili
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 06:12:01
Every time we tell a lie, the thing we fear grows stronger.
crapface
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 06:15:02
IDK, this doesn't seem right.
PatMall
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 06:21:01
You're more fun than bubble wrap.
patty
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 06:33:01
With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.
Poppy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 06:36:01
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
Milkman
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 06:51:01
You have a great sense of humor.
doodooface
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 06:54:01
It is important to observe, question, interpret, and then empower yourself to make the choices with which you can live.
sexybrain
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 06:57:01
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
little
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 07:00:01
Build upon strengths, and weaknesses will gradually take care of themselves.
crapface
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 07:09:01
Toxic people cannot tolerate consideration of others.
little
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 07:15:01
Remember everything is solvable and if you can't see a solution, it only means you haven't worked it out yet.
RunRonnieRun
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 07:24:02
You have the best ideas.
snickerdoo
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 07:33:01
My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
mrdavis
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 07:42:01
When people talk about political correctness, the only element of any value is good manners.
MichelleW
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 07:48:01
Resolve today that the toxic people won't take you down or even distract you.
american
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 07:57:02
In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
Poppy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 08:00:01
The greatest act of faith some days is to simply get up and face another day.
Milkman
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 08:03:01
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.
american
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 08:06:01
A man who lies cannot love.
reggie
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 08:09:01
Stand Tall, Stand Proud. Know that you are unique and magnificent. You do not need the approval of others.
thumbsup
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 08:15:01
The key to integrity is to determine a sense of inner directedness that does not yield to the pressures of the age, that identifies with the highest rather than the lowest, the best rather than the worst, the ideal rather than the average, the excellent rather than mediocre.
idiotboy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 08:18:01
This is not information anyone needed.
little
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 08:21:02
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
PatMall
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 08:24:01
I believe in America because we have great dreams and because we have the opportunity to make those dreams come true.
DannyBoy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 08:30:01
Someone is getting through something hard right now because you've got their back.
idiotboy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 08:33:01
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "Y" becomes silent.
holly
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 08:39:02
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
dapper
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 08:48:02
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks.
idiotboy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 08:51:01
When written in Chinese the word “crisis” is composed of two characters – one represents danger and the other represents opportunity.
milk4dh
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 08:54:01
The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering
dapper
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 09:06:01
amazing!
holly
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 09:12:01
No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.
reggie
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 09:15:01
Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred.
peccili
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 09:18:01
Nothing more completely baffles one who is full of tricks and duplicity than straight forward and simple integrity in another.
thumbsup
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 09:39:01
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
peccili
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 09:42:01
I'd comment on the mainsite, but I can't. So here it is -> Nice!
crapface
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 09:45:01
Patriotism is a religion, the egg from which wars are hatched.
pentagon
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 09:48:01
This is not information anyone needed.
idiotboy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 09:57:02
How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
FactCheck
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 10:09:01
Encourage yourself, speak to yourself, and lift yourself right on up. Encourage yourself that change its here. Encourage yourself to continue to pursue.
MichelleW
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 10:18:01
You're more helpful than you realize.
mrdavis
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 10:21:01
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
doodooface
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 10:27:01
You may dance like no one's watching, but everyone's watching because you're an amazing dancer!
chesirecat
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 10:30:01
Political correctness is a label the privileged often use to distract from their privilege and hate.
holly
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 10:48:01
You already hold the most valuable possession you will ever own, your integrity.
milk4dh
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 10:57:02
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
Chrischun
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 11:00:01
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. – Franklin Jones
DannyBoy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 11:03:01
The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.
patty
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 11:12:02
How do you count cows? With a cowculator.
Milkman
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 11:21:01
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
patty
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 11:24:02
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. – Sam Levenson
PatMall
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 11:27:02
I think my mind blown, I barely feel my feet. I'mma hold my head high even in defeat.
Milkman
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 11:30:01
It's clobbering time.
patty
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 11:33:02
Sometimes we as human beings have to realizes what's more important to us. If you really love someone never cheat on them or tell lies in a relationship or marriage, you never know when the lies will catch up with you.
thumbsup
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 11:36:01
Be willing to be a beginner every single morning.
yahooligan
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 11:51:02
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
FactCheck
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 11:54:01
Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.
poopface
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 11:57:01
You are more powerful than your circumstances. They don't define you. You do.
DannyBoy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 12:06:01
You seem to really know who you are.
chesirecat
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 12:21:02
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
patty
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 12:27:01
Political correctness represents the fossilized institutionalization of once-vital revolutionary ideas, which have become mere rote formulas. It is repressively Stalinist, dependent on a labyrinthine, parasitic bureaucracy to enforce its empty dictates.
snickerdoo
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 12:30:01
I am worthy of all the good in the world has to offer.
mrdavis
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 12:39:01
Never judge a book by its movie.
crapface
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 12:42:01
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
snickerdoo
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 12:45:01
Babies and small animals probably love you.
Poppy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 12:48:01
Toxic individuals drain us of joy, energy, and peace.
MichelleW
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 12:51:01
Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion.
chesirecat
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 12:54:02
The challenge is to practice politics as the art of making what appears to be impossible, possible.
crapface
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 12:57:01
A few people of integrity can go a long way.
poopface
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 01:03:01
I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.
holly
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 01:06:01
So long as we have enough people in this country willing to fight for their rights, we'll be call a democracy.
milk4dh
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 01:18:01
You're a great example to others.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 01:33:01
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. – Bill Murray
yahooligan
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 01:39:01
Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positve, it will take their breath away.
peccili
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 01:42:01
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
pentagon
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 01:54:01
Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.
peccili
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 01:57:01
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
Poppy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 02:15:01
Regain your power, every word that leaves your mouth should breathe love.
poopface
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 02:21:01
Never let your best friends get lonely, keep disturbing them.
Poppy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 02:24:01
There is no gambling like politics.
sexybrain
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 02:30:01
I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.
PatMall
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 02:33:01
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule and both commonly succeed, and are right.
RunRonnieRun
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 02:36:01
An apple a day keeps anyone a way, if you throw it hard enough.
thumbsup
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 02:42:01
Sorry, I didn’t pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
poopface
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 02:54:01
Always keep your mind strong with thoughts of positivity; your head up with full confidence and a big smile on your face, because you truly have greatness in you.
thumbsup
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 03:09:01
It is important to keep your head up and follow what you believe is right.
peccili
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 03:15:01
FAKE news!!!
mrdavis
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 03:30:01
There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity
mrdavis
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 03:42:01
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits the all.
RunRonnieRun
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 04:00:01
How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh?
Chrischun
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 04:03:01
I’m not arguing, I’m just telling you why you’re wrong.
patty
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 04:09:01
It doesn't matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
PatMall
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 04:18:01
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died, Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
Poppy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 04:24:01
He who laughs last, didn't get it.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 04:51:01
You're a great listener.
snickerdoo
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 04:57:01
Don't make me come up there!
patty
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 05:09:01
Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that's right is to get by; and the only thing that's wrong is to get caught.
milk4dh
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 05:12:01
Truth is treason in the empire of lies.
DannyBoy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 05:18:02
Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.
american
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 05:27:01
There's ordinary, and then there's you.
doodooface
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 05:33:01
Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them.
snickerdoo
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 05:36:01
Undeniable integrity is the absolute supreme quality. Without it, no genuine accomplishment is attainable.
thumbsup
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 05:39:01
Regain your power, every word that leaves your mouth should breathe love.
idiotboy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 05:51:01
I believe in America because we have great dreams and because we have the opportunity to make those dreams come true.
doodooface
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 06:06:01
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
idiotboy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 06:15:01
The author doesn't have a clue of what he's talking about.
peccili
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 06:18:01
Constipated people don't give a crap.
MichelleW
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 06:48:01
Let your life reflect the faith you have in God. Fear nothing and pray about everything. Be strong, trust God's word, and trust the process.
milk4dh
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 06:51:01
Patriots always talk of dying for their country but never of killing for their country.
Poppy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 07:00:02
Nice.
thumbsup
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 07:03:01
Boring!
american
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 07:06:01
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
RunRonnieRun
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 07:18:02
Always be courageous and strong, and don't fear.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 07:27:01
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
american
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 07:36:02
Flame on!
pentagon
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 07:48:01
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray
holly
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 07:57:02
Patriotism is easy to understand in America - it means looking out for yourself by looking out for your country.
DannyBoy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 08:00:01
When people are toxic, they are masters at feigning innocence, of playing the victim, pretending to be less fortunate than others, and claiming that life has treated everyone better than it has treated them.
peccili
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 08:09:01
Let us read and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.
thumbsup
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 08:12:01
So chin up chum. You're a beautiful, beautiful human being, and the world is your sunshine.
doodooface
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 08:15:02
I'm grateful to know you.
Milkman
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 08:21:01
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
poopface
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 08:27:01
You're one of a kind!
thumbsup
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 08:33:01
Toxic people cannot tolerate consideration of others.
doodooface
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 08:36:01
Encourage others today! So often the difference between success and failure is belief.
MichelleW
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 08:39:01
If you behave like a moron, people will treat you like one.
FactCheck
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 08:51:01
One of the great attractions of patriotism - it fulfills our worst wishes. In the person of our nation we are able, vicariously, to bully and cheat. Bully and cheat, what's more, with a feeling that we are profoundly virtuous.
sexybrain
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 08:54:01
You’re born free, then you’re taxed to death.
MichelleW
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 09:03:02
Seeing a spider in my room isn’t scary. It’s scary when it disappears.
pentagon
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 09:09:01
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
MichelleW
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 09:18:01
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
Poppy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 09:24:02
When nothing is going right, go left.
milk4dh
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 09:27:01
Our strength grows out of our weakness.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 09:45:02
You are really kind to people around you.
pentagon
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 09:51:01
Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
FactCheck
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 10:00:01
Every smile that you fake, when denying / Baby, I know when you're lying / And baby I don't buy it
patty
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 10:03:02
Life is very interesting. In the end, some of your greatest pains become your greatest strengths.
DannyBoy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 10:09:01
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
peccili
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 10:18:01
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
peccili
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 10:33:02
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
Poppy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 10:36:02
It is important to keep your head up and follow what you believe is right.
MichelleW
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 10:57:01
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
peccili
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 11:03:01
Fought like an indefatigable soldier; when the question arose of defending your persona your true integrity.
MichelleW
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 11:09:01
In this era of political correctness, some people seem unaware that being squeamish about words can mean being blind to realities.
Milkman
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 11:12:01
You have the best ideas.
PatMall
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 11:15:02
Everything would be better if more people were like you!
Chrischun
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 11:21:01
People who project negativity typically have low self-esteem. They feel badly about themselves, and their negativity is simply a reflection of those feelings.
thumbsup
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 11:24:02
Statistics don't lie, but liars use statistics
Poppy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 11:30:01
I'm lying to make you feel better. See? Sometimes lying is awesome.
dapper
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 11:39:01
Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you
milk4dh
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 11:54:01
Integrity was very important.
idiotboy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 12:12:01
You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.
thumbsup
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 12:18:01
God knows your value; He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life.
thumbsup
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 12:27:01
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
Poppy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 12:33:01
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep, I am afraud of an army of sheep led by a lion.
dapper
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 12:39:01
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
american
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 12:42:01
You can, you should, and if you're brave enough to start, you will.
MichelleW
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 12:48:02
People who try to bring you down everyday aren't important in your life, so you better treat their opinions as such.
peccili
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 12:51:02
God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him.
Chrischun
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 12:54:01
How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
chesirecat
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 12:57:01
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself...you can always write a book.
poopface
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 01:00:01
It takes someone strong to leave with their head held high. It takes someone stronger to stay with their head held higher.
poopface
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 01:03:01
To keep one's own integrity, be merciful and uncorrupted and not wish for evil; and not be duped.
peccili
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 01:12:02
Patriots always talk of dying for their country but never of killing for their country.
poopface
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 01:15:01
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
mrdavis
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 01:18:01
People who try to bring you down everyday aren't important in your life, so you better treat their opinions as such.
MichelleW
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 01:21:01
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter.
DannyBoy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 01:24:02
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
poopface
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 01:27:01
But, chin up. There's a medal in it for sure. Nothing like a scrap of ribbon to cheer up a widow
chesirecat
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 01:30:01
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
milk4dh
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 01:36:02
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
chesirecat
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 01:45:02
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
DannyBoy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 01:48:01
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
poopface
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 01:54:01
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
american
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 02:03:01
Integrity means that if our private life was suddenly exposed, we'd have no reason to be ashamed and embarrassed.
snickerdoo
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 02:09:01
I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.
peccili
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 02:12:01
You can't really be strong until you can see a funny side to things.
yahooligan
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 02:15:02
Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher.
Milkman
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 02:21:01
You're a gift to those around you.
FactCheck
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 02:36:01
Sometimes you don’t realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness.
Poppy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 02:45:01
Someone is getting through something hard right now because you've got their back.
sexybrain
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 02:48:02
My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
FactCheck
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 02:54:01
Action is the foundational key to all success.
dapper
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 03:03:01
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
reggie
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 03:09:02
It’s alright if you don’t agree with me, I can’t force you to be right.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 03:24:01
Who raised you? They deserve a medal for a job well done.
peccili
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 03:36:01
There's nothing more uncertain than the life of a man like me. You're so young and so beautiful, and you will be for a long time to come. Remember, no matter what happens, I want you to promise you'll keep your chin up.
patty
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 03:39:01
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns
Milkman
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 03:42:01
The patriot volunteer, fighting for our country and his rights, makes the most reliable soldier on earth.
sexybrain
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 03:54:01
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 03:57:01
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
Milkman
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 04:03:01
It is impossible to govern a nation without God and the Bible.
Milkman
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 04:06:01
Those who wear the uniform of the United States know better than anyone the meaning of American Citizenship.
american
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 04:09:01
When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.
chesirecat
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 04:12:02
Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way. And don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.
american
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 04:24:01
For the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.
crapface
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 04:39:01
When people are toxic, they are masters at feigning innocence, of playing the victim, pretending to be less fortunate than others, and claiming that life has treated everyone better than it has treated them.
Poppy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 04:42:01
Listen with curiosity. Speak with honesty. Act with integrity. The greatest problem with communication is we don’t listen to understand. We listen to reply. When we listen with curiosity, we don’t listen with the intent to reply. We listen for what’s behind the words.
RunRonnieRun
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 04:45:01
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
american
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 04:48:02
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
pentagon
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 04:54:01
Good :3
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 04:57:01
I like your style.
MichelleW
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 05:09:01
Being in Politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
Poppy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 05:12:01
Toxic people operate more like a funnel than a waterproof bucket.
snickerdoo
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 05:18:01
As tides of life rise and fall, life is constant, like the waves crashing upon the shore. Persistence is the key in high and low times...
patty
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 05:39:01
Always keep your mind strong with thoughts of positivity; your head up with full confidence and a big smile on your face, because you truly have greatness in you.
pentagon
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 05:42:01
All those stories I've been hearing / I wouldn't believe that they were true / But just this morning over coffee / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
dapper
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 05:45:01
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
pentagon
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 05:51:02
A true patriot never abandons his country at the hour of need.
RunRonnieRun
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 05:57:01
Above all, I would like to be remembered as a man who was selfless, who strove and worried so that others could share the glory, and who built up a family of people who could hold their heads up high and say 'We're Liverpool'.
FactCheck
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 06:00:02
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
pentagon
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 06:09:01
I love my country, not my government.
mrdavis
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 06:15:01
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!
patty
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 06:18:01
Integrity is a lifestyle characterized by the indwelling of God's word.
dapper
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 06:21:01
Fall down seven times, get up eight.
MichelleW
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 06:33:02
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Flip Wilson
pentagon
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 06:36:02
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
RunRonnieRun
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 06:39:01
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
FactCheck
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 06:42:01
Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future.
Chrischun
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 06:45:01
The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.
dapper
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 06:54:01
Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong.
mrdavis
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 07:00:02
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.
Chrischun
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 07:09:01
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
holly
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 07:12:01
Don’t just follow your dreams—chase them down, grab hold, and don’t let go.
yahooligan
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 07:15:01
A truth that's told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent.
sexybrain
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 07:21:01
Anyone can hide. Facing up to things, working through them, that's what makes you strong.
PatMall
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 07:27:01
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
crapface
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 07:30:01
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
reggie
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 07:36:01
Death is hereditary.
american
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 07:42:02
Don’t just follow your dreams—chase them down, grab hold, and don’t let go.
peccili
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 07:48:01
I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.
doodooface
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 07:51:01
Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
sexybrain
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 08:00:01
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.
PatMall
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 08:06:02
The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.
dapper
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 08:09:01
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died, Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
sexybrain
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 08:12:01
Lying for me / Got no use for your excuses / Take 'em with you when you go / Through my effort baby you ain't never lied to me before
pentagon
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 08:18:01
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
FactCheck
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 08:24:01
There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.
little
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 08:27:01
Integrity is a lifestyle characterized by the indwelling of God's word.
sexybrain
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 08:39:01
FAKE news!!!
patty
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 08:48:02
Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are.
snickerdoo
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 08:54:01
We are what we think
american
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 09:00:01
I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.
poopface
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 09:06:02
Remain calm even in the mist of mistrust and accusations. Your integrity and track records will surely speak for you.
Milkman
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 09:12:01
When you are pursuing your dreams, they will call you CRAZY because they are LAZY. They never know you are a HERO who just jumped away from step ZERO. Stay away from negative people; they will only pollute you.
sexybrain
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 09:15:01
When a toxic person is attacking you, you don't have to participate.
little
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 09:27:01
You're strong.
milk4dh
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 09:33:01
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
peccili
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 09:36:01
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
DannyBoy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 09:39:01
The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously.
DannyBoy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 09:42:01
A negative and toxic person never feels teased with the genuine presence of the pretenders in his network and he always feels pleased with the absence of the genuine leader in his circle.
holly
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 10:00:02
Nothing sidelining it; not even the most obfuscated ingredient of royalty attempting to devour its altruistically brilliant and impregnably sparkling integrity.
milk4dh
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 10:03:02
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
little
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 10:06:01
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
little
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 10:09:01
Some people believe holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength. However, there are times when it takes much more strength to know when to let go and then do it.
crapface
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 10:15:01
Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith.
crapface
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 10:18:02
You're a candle in the darkness.
reggie
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 10:21:01
A single lie destroys a whole reputation of integrity.
DannyBoy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 10:27:01
If you can’t laugh at your own problems, call me and I’ll laugh at them.
poopface
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 10:30:01
Political correctness is the natural continuum from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self-appointed group of vigilantes imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this.
RunRonnieRun
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 10:39:01
Don’t trade in your integrity for influence.
doodooface
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 10:45:01
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep, I am afraud of an army of sheep led by a lion.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 11:00:01
I believe integrity can be restored to a society one person at a time. The choice belongs to each of us.
yahooligan
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 11:06:01
My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting.
PatMall
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 11:09:01
The only journey is the one within.
yahooligan
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 11:12:01
You could survive a Zombie apocalypse.
RunRonnieRun
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 11:24:01
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
thumbsup
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 11:33:01
And I took that personally...
sexybrain
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 11:39:01
Integrity is the ability to stand by an idea.
idiotboy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 11:51:01
People with integrity expect to be believed. If not, they let time prove them right.
MichelleW
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 12:00:02
Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then get elected and prove it.
doodooface
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 12:06:01
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
Chrischun
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 12:12:02
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
little
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 12:15:01
Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men.
pentagon
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 12:18:01
Some say if you want success surround yourself with successful people. I say if you want true and lasting success surround yourself with people of integrity.
chesirecat
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 12:21:01
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 12:30:01
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
chesirecat
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 12:33:01
The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.
PatMall
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 12:39:01
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
yahooligan
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 12:42:01
They all lie, from the top man down to the bottom. If their lips are moving, a lie is unfolding.
FactCheck
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 12:45:01
We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided.
sexybrain
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 12:48:01
I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 12:57:02
You help me be the best version of myself.
peccili
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 01:03:02
I am too lazy to be lazy.
Chrischun
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 01:06:01
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
MichelleW
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 01:12:01
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. – P.D. East
Poppy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 01:18:02
You seem to really know who you are.
Poppy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 01:39:01
I got a gun for my wife—best trade I’ve ever made.
DonaldTrump
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 01:45:01
A man who lies cannot love.
Poppy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 02:00:01
Men love their country, not because it is great, but because it is their own.
patty
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 02:06:01
When healthy persons are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume that they are at fault, but when toxic people are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume the world to be at fault.
milk4dh
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 02:21:02
You already hold the most valuable possession you will ever own, your integrity.
pentagon
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 02:33:01
The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.
little
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 02:42:01
There is no better test of a man's integrity than his behavior when he is wrong.
Poppy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 02:48:01
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.
yahooligan
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 02:51:01
You're like a breath of fresh air.
DannyBoy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:00:02
If someone is strong enough to bring you down, show them you are strong enough to get back up.
peccili
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:03:01
If someone based an Internet meme on you, it would have impeccable grammar.
idiotboy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:12:01
In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there lay within me an invincible summer.
peccili
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:15:02
So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.
Milkman
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:21:01
You have a great sense of humor.
holly
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:24:01
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
dapper
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:27:01
Your eyes water when you yawn, because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
FactCheck
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:36:01
Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
PatMall
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:42:01
Lying in a relationship can bring about extreme pain and anger when uncovered, and believe me; it will be uncovered at a most inopportune time.
american
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:45:01
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
holly
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:48:01
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks.
chesirecat
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:54:01
The American political system is like fast food— mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things...and everybody wants some.
holly
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:57:02
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
pentagon
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 04:03:01
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
yahooligan
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 04:09:01
That's typically American. Keep out of trouble and tell other people to keep their chins up.
crapface
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 04:18:02
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. – Benjamin Franklin
mrdavis
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 04:30:02
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
crapface
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 04:33:01
A patriot may choose to give up professional opportunities overseas in order to stay in her country, she may lie or cheat to protect her country, and she may kill or die for her country, all as expressions of patriotism.
thumbsup
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 04:36:01
Lying about a lie, that's practically telling the truth.
Milkman
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 04:39:01
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool. – Bill Murray
patty
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 04:45:01
...not that anyone cares
thumbsup
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 04:48:01
Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that's right is to get by; and the only thing that's wrong is to get caught.
patty
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 04:51:01
It takes more courage to reveal insecurities than to hide them, more strength to relate to people than to dominate them, more ‘manhood' to abide by thought-out principles rather than blind reflex. Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles and an immature mind.
peccili
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 04:57:01
One of the most striking differences between a cat and lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
chesirecat
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:00:01
It takes more courage to reveal insecurities than to hide them, more strength to relate to people than to dominate them, more ‘manhood' to abide by thought-out principles rather than blind reflex. Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles and an immature mind.
chesirecat
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:03:01
If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again.
doodooface
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:06:01
I eat cake because it’s someone’s birthday somewhere today.
poopface
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:09:01
You are really kind to people around you.
american
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:12:01
Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.
Milkman
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:15:02
You always find something special in the most ordinary things.
pentagon
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:18:02
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
Milkman
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:21:01
If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one.
doodooface
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:27:01
If you fell down yesterday, stand up today.
holly
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:30:01
Thank God I’m an atheist.
MichelleW
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:45:01
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
little
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:48:02
It’s alright if you don’t agree with me, I can’t force you to be right.
Poppy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:57:02
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
milk4dh
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 06:03:02
Nothing shows lack of conscience better than bold-faced lying.
Poppy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 06:06:02
Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you
milk4dh
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 06:18:02
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs harder.
poopface
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 06:21:01
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
RunRonnieRun
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 06:36:02
Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.
patty
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 06:57:02
When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.
snickerdoo
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 07:33:01
Dream big and dare to fail.
poopface
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 07:39:01
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
crapface
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 07:45:01
I wasn’t mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I’m mad.. yes, I’m mad!
RunRonnieRun
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 07:48:01
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
idiotboy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 07:51:02
Keep your head up. It has to get worse before it gets better.
sexybrain
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 07:54:01
Why is this news?
pentagon
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 07:57:01
You're someone's reason to smile.
yahooligan
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 08:03:01
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
peccili
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 08:21:01
Keep your heads up! We are sinking!
MichelleW
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 08:24:02
Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.
idiotboy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 08:33:01
You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget.
pentagon
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 08:48:02
Said you'd take a bullet, told me you would die for me / I had a really bad feeling you've been lying to me / We were on the low, but you were getting high with me
snickerdoo
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 09:12:01
You may tell the greatest lies and wear a brilliant disguise, but you can't escape the eyes of the one who sees right through you.
DannyBoy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 09:21:01
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
milk4dh
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 09:36:01
Living a life of integrity is one of the greatest missions we can undertake.
thumbsup
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 09:45:01
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?
mrdavis
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 09:48:01
You're a candle in the darkness.
MichelleW
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 09:51:01
Success does not consist in never making mistakes, but in never making the same one a second time.
FactCheck
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 09:57:01
Girl you're crying, 'cause you're lying / To my face (I'm not dumb) / Stop lying to me about seeing a man
american
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 10:03:01
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
peccili
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 10:09:02
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Milkman
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 10:15:02
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
american
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 10:24:01
One man with courage makes a majority.
milk4dh
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 10:27:02
The soul will remain faithful to its integrity forever. The spirit does not betray.
chesirecat
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 10:33:01
Can't we all just get along?
american
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 10:39:01
You may tell the greatest lies and wear a brilliant disguise, but you can't escape the eyes of the one who sees right through you.
sexybrain
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 10:42:02
Don’t give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
PatMall
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 11:00:01
Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse
doodooface
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 11:03:01
Sometimes we as human beings have to realizes what's more important to us. If you really love someone never cheat on them or tell lies in a relationship or marriage, you never know when the lies will catch up with you.
pentagon
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 11:06:01
Patriotism is not free-floating - one does not start off as patriotic and then look for a country.
Poppy
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 11:33:01
Integrity has no need of rules.
sexybrain
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 11:42:02
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
milk4dh
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 11:45:01
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Chrischun
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 11:48:01
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
Milkman
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 11:57:01
Be sure what you want and be sure about yourself.
MichelleW
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 12:09:01
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
Milkman
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 12:15:01
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein
Chrischun
commented 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 12:21:02
Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
american
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 12:39:01
Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
idiotboy
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 12:42:01
hy is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
pentagon
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 12:54:01
You're one of a kind!
poopface
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 01:06:01
Listen with curiosity. Speak with honesty. Act with integrity. The greatest problem with communication is we don’t listen to understand. We listen to reply. When we listen with curiosity, we don’t listen with the intent to reply. We listen for what’s behind the words.
milk4dh
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 01:15:01
A lie that is half-truth is the darkest of all lies.
peccili
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 01:18:02
Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 01:24:01
Never regret anything that made you smile.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 01:30:02
Why do they write stories like this?
little
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 01:45:01
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 01:51:01
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.
crapface
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 02:03:01
Change is good, but dollars are better.
holly
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 02:06:01
Truthfulness is the main element of character.
holly
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 02:09:01
Politicians and corporations have always placed economic interests above moral interests. This is now hurting the entire planet.
poopface
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 02:33:01
In other news, the sky is blue.
peccili
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 02:36:02
Protect your good image from the eyes of negative viewers, who may look at your good appearance with an ugly fiendish eye, and ruin your positive qualities with their chemical infested tongues.
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 02:42:01
You were cool way before hipsters were cool.
chesirecat
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 02:54:02
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
Milkman
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 02:57:01
There’s no 'I' in team, but there is in 'win.'
snickerdoo
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:03:01
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
yahooligan
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:06:01
You've got to stay strong to be strong in tough times.
Milkman
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:09:02
They all lie, from the top man down to the bottom. If their lips are moving, a lie is unfolding.
doodooface
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:15:01
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:21:02
You're like a breath of fresh air.
peccili
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:24:01
When you make a mistake, you try to fix it.
FactCheck
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:33:01
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
Milkman
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:36:01
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:39:01
Eyes bright, chins up, smiles on. I'm talking to you, Katniss.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:42:01
Politics is more difficult than physics.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:48:01
During times of war, hatred becomes quite respectable even though it has to masquerade often under the guise of patriotism.
MichelleW
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:54:02
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
peccili
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 04:03:01
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.
reggie
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 04:06:01
The only good thing about going bra-less at my age is that it pulls the wrinkles right out of my face.
little
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 04:09:01
Trump 2024!
snickerdoo
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 04:15:01
Fact check: didn't happen.
peccili
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 04:24:01
Keep your head held high because the floor isn't very interesting to look at.
Milkman
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 04:27:01
Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.
FactCheck
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 04:36:01
Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.
MichelleW
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 04:39:01
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
MichelleW
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 04:54:01
Keep your heads up! We are sinking!
patty
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 04:57:01
The ballot is stronger than the bullet.
peccili
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:00:02
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:09:01
Forget about all the reasons why something may not work. You only need to find one good reason why it will.
Poppy
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:12:01
America is another name for opportunity. Our whole history appears like a last effort of divine providence on behalf of the human race.
chesirecat
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:15:01
I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:18:02
Integrity is a lifestyle characterized by the indwelling of God's word.
holly
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:21:02
Because toxic people exist, we need to learn how to play defense.
Chrischun
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:27:01
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
patty
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:30:01
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. – Sam Levenson
pentagon
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:48:01
it is easier to work on your integrity when no one knows you than to start working on it when you are at the top.
patty
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:54:02
It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.
yahooligan
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:57:01
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 06:03:02
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
pentagon
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 06:06:02
The evening news is where they start by saying “good evening,” and proceed by telling you why it’s not.
poopface
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 06:12:01
I'm inspired by you.
american
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 06:27:01
Integrity is not a 90 percent thing, not a 95 percent thing; either you have it or you don't.
crapface
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 06:30:01
Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
FactCheck
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 06:39:01
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
FactCheck
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 06:42:01
If you don't have integrity, you have nothing. You can't buy it.
reggie
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 07:00:02
If you feel lost, disappointed, hesitant, or weak, return to yourself, to who you are, here and now and when you get there, you will discover yourself, like a lotus flower in full bloom, even in a muddy pond, beautiful and strong.
peccili
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 07:03:01
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
doodooface
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 07:06:01
You're a smart cookie.
american
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 07:12:02
Politician is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
MichelleW
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 07:24:01
Keep your head up. God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers.
PatMall
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 07:27:02
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
doodooface
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 07:36:01
He who walks with wise men will be wise, but the companion of fools will suffer harm, Let go of the friends who are no longer uplifting you. Spend time with people who inspire you to be better.
little
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 07:42:02
Regain your power, every word that leaves your mouth should breathe love.
doodooface
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 07:45:01
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
patty
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 07:48:01
No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.
Chrischun
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 08:06:01
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
idiotboy
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 08:09:01
Truthfulness is the main element of character.
reggie
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 08:12:01
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
PatMall
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 08:18:01
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 08:21:01
It takes less time to do a thing right than to explain why you did it wrong.
yahooligan
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 08:24:01
Character is what you are in the dark.
sexybrain
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 08:30:01
You help me be the best version of myself.
FactCheck
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 08:36:02
Death is hereditary.
reggie
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 08:39:01
The only journey is the one within.
poopface
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 08:42:01
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 08:51:01
For the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.
holly
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 08:57:01
It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only by preparing for war.
doodooface
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 09:12:01
Toxic people are often ruled by selfishness and spite. They are usually draining instead of encouraging, and they use people instead of loving them.
pentagon
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 09:21:02
Political correctness is the natural continuum from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self-appointed group of vigilantes imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 09:24:02
Expect while reaching for the stars, people to whirl by with their dark clouds and storm upon you.
milk4dh
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 09:27:01
You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)
mrdavis
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 09:30:02
Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
chesirecat
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 09:39:01
Amen!
PatMall
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 09:42:01
Politics is not the art of the impossible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
Poppy
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 09:51:01
Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.
reggie
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 09:57:02
1/20/25
crapface
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 10:00:02
Without His love I can do nothing, with His love there is nothing I cannot do.
pentagon
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 10:06:02
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
dapper
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 10:09:01
Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.
Poppy
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 10:12:01
The political machine triumphs because it is united minority acting against a divided majority.
thumbsup
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 10:24:01
We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided.
little
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 10:27:01
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
pentagon
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 10:30:01
Change your life today.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 10:33:02
Best day ever!
thumbsup
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 10:45:01
As the world falls, I will keep my head up high because I know at the end of the time, I fall with my heart sorrowing into the sky.
patty
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 10:48:01
The morality of patriotism is intimately connected with controversies concerning such topics as character and motivation, human nature, citizenship, the role of the state, political identity and obligation, and the basic structure of morality.
milk4dh
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 10:51:01
Having a toxic man in your life can affect your physical appearance and how you come across to others.
FactCheck
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 10:57:01
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
idiotboy
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 11:00:01
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
reggie
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 11:03:01
Chin up, Max. It's better to be sad than dead.
Chrischun
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 11:06:02
I'd comment on the mainsite, but I can't. So here it is -> Nice!
holly
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 11:09:01
As tides of life rise and fall, life is constant, like the waves crashing upon the shore. Persistence is the key in high and low times...
sexybrain
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 11:12:01
God bless you all!
little
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 11:15:01
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.
crapface
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 11:18:01
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 11:27:01
We confide in our strength, without boasting of it; we respect that of others, without fearing it.
american
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 11:39:01
I have come to realize that toxic people will never take acountability for their actions.
Milkman
commented 1 Week ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 11:45:01
It's gonna be alright / Keep your head up to the sky / [Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
MichelleW
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 12:09:01
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
holly
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 12:15:01
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
sexybrain
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 12:21:01
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 12:36:01
Stop lying to yourself. When we deny our own truth, we deny our own potential.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 12:42:01
Always be courageous and strong, and don't fear.
thumbsup
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 12:54:01
Integrity is the basis of trust.
FactCheck
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 01:00:02
Your creative potential seems limitless.
poopface
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 01:03:01
I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it. – Bill Murray
idiotboy
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 01:06:01
I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now.
Milkman
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 01:09:01
Sharing doesn't exist when communicating with toxic people.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 01:33:01
I may be compelled to face danger, but never fear it, and while our soldiers can stand and fight, I can stand and feed and nurse them.
pentagon
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 01:42:01
Everything would be better if more people were like you!
holly
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 01:57:01
Never to lie is to have no lock to your door, you are never wholly alone.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:00:01
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. – Paul Ehrlich
sexybrain
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:09:01
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
pentagon
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:15:01
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
MichelleW
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:21:01
Who raised you? They deserve a medal for a job well done.
reggie
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:24:01
You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.
Chrischun
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:27:01
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
reggie
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:33:01
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
patty
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:36:01
For a tree to become tall it must grow tough roots among the rocks.
crapface
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:48:01
A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterward to explain why it didn't happen.
holly
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:54:01
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
reggie
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 03:06:01
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
FactCheck
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 03:09:01
You may dance like no one's watching, but everyone's watching because you're an amazing dancer!
thumbsup
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 03:15:01
The key to integrity is to determine a sense of inner directedness that does not yield to the pressures of the age, that identifies with the highest rather than the lowest, the best rather than the worst, the ideal rather than the average, the excellent rather than mediocre.
dapper
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 03:18:02
Having integrity means more to us than simply the absence of deception.
mrdavis
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 03:21:01
You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget.
Poppy
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 03:24:01
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
patty
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 03:36:01
Truth is treason in the empire of lies.
sexybrain
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 03:48:01
In the real world, I have to wake up, go to my stupid job, and barely get by. Good thing all these celebs and politicians and journalists get to make money by pumping out this filfth.
Chrischun
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 03:54:01
Integrity is not something that you should have to think about...nor consider doing...but something in the heart that is already done.
little
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 03:57:01
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
dapper
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:06:01
And I took that personally...
thumbsup
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:09:01
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
crapface
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:12:01
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
yahooligan
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:27:02
A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.
sexybrain
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:30:01
You are making a difference.
milk4dh
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:33:02
If you feel lost, disappointed, hesitant, or weak, return to yourself, to who you are, here and now and when you get there, you will discover yourself, like a lotus flower in full bloom, even in a muddy pond, beautiful and strong.
little
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:39:01
Living with integrity means: Not settling for less than what you know you deserve in your relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speaking your truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in ways that are in harmony with your personal values. Making choices based on what you believe, and not what others believe.
milk4dh
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:45:01
Error. No keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:48:02
In other words, you're fucked.
FactCheck
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 05:03:01
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
patty
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 05:06:02
A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living.
idiotboy
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 05:09:02
Inaction breeds doubt and fear. Action breeds confidence and courage. If you want to conquer fear, do not sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy.
thumbsup
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 05:18:01
A man would rather have a hundred lies told of him than one truth which he does not wish should be known.
yahooligan
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 05:21:01
Jokes are funnier when you tell them.
chesirecat
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 05:27:01
You're a great listener.
Poppy
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 05:30:01
Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.
mrdavis
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 05:36:01
Change the world by being yourself.
thumbsup
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 05:42:01
If discovered, lying can destroy the very basis of a relationship.
dapper
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 05:45:01
hy is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
sexybrain
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 05:48:01
Being in Politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
MichelleW
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 05:57:01
Toxic people spread destruction and death to those who come in contact with them.
doodooface
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 06:00:01
This sentence is a lie.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 06:09:01
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 06:12:01
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
Poppy
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 06:18:02
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
milk4dh
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 06:27:01
Stand Tall, Stand Proud. Know that you are unique and magnificent. You do not need the approval of others.
doodooface
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 06:30:01
When you fall, I will be there to catch you with love. Sincerely, the floor.
pentagon
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 06:42:01
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
yahooligan
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 06:45:01
You may dance like no one's watching, but everyone's watching because you're an amazing dancer!
chesirecat
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 06:48:01
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
mrdavis
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 07:00:01
Never ask a starfish for directions.
reggie
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 07:03:02
Colors seem brighter when you're around.
chesirecat
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 07:09:01
You can't fix or repair or save toxic people.
PatMall
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 07:33:01
DannyBoy
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 07:36:02
If you don't have integrity, you have nothing. You can't buy it.
idiotboy
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 07:48:02
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
milk4dh
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:06:01
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
little
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:09:01
An apple a day keeps anyone a way, if you throw it hard enough.
little
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:12:02
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
idiotboy
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:21:01
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.
FactCheck
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:24:01
Opportunities don’t happen, you create them.
idiotboy
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:27:01
What we've got to do is keep hope alive. Because without it we'll sink.
dapper
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:33:01
The concept of integrity is about needing wholeness of character.
MichelleW
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:42:01
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
chesirecat
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:45:01
Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.
Milkman
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:48:01
Our strength grows out of our weakness.
milk4dh
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:51:01
Let your life reflect the faith you have in God. Fear nothing and pray about everything. Be strong, trust God's word, and trust the process.
MichelleW
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:54:01
Undeniable integrity is the absolute supreme quality. Without it, no genuine accomplishment is attainable.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:57:02
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
pentagon
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 09:15:01
I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it. – Bill Murray
idiotboy
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 09:21:01
You're wonderful.
yahooligan
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 09:33:01
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
mrdavis
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 09:39:01
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
reggie
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 09:42:02
To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice.
doodooface
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 09:45:02
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 09:54:01
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength
milk4dh
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 10:00:02
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
american
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 10:12:01
I would have written this earlier, but I was out back burning my MyPillow
peccili
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 10:15:01
Please come untie me / You're lying right beside me / Don't lie to me / Lying
little
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 10:18:01
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
MichelleW
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 10:21:01
hy is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
PatMall
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 10:33:01
We must also look into our feelings of grief and loss. When we accept that everything is constantly changing, when we accept the inevitability that people and animals die, we can deal with pain in a much better fashion.
poopface
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 10:45:01
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
mrdavis
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:00:01
Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.
patty
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:03:02
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
doodooface
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:09:02
It's summertime, lights fade away / It's wintertime, let's make it summer / Don't look down, keep your head up
sexybrain
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:18:01
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
milk4dh
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:30:02
Remember everything is solvable and if you can't see a solution, it only means you haven't worked it out yet.
reggie
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:33:01
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:39:02
I bet you do the crossword puzzle in ink.
Poppy
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:42:01
Solution to two of the world’s problem: feed the homeless to the hungry.
milk4dh
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:45:02
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it!
holly
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:48:01
The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:51:02
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
Milkman
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 12:09:01
It's the soldier not the reporter who gives you the freedom of the press.
patty
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 12:12:01
When written in Chinese the word “crisis” is composed of two characters – one represents danger and the other represents opportunity.
american
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 12:15:01
Chin up, Chang. Believe in yourself and others will, too.
PatMall
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 12:18:01
If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
FactCheck
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 12:30:01
Can February march? No, but April may.
holly
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 12:39:01
Never to lie is to have no lock to your door, you are never wholly alone.
thumbsup
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 12:42:01
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
pentagon
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 12:45:02
That color is perfect on you.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 12:54:01
There's good people on both sides.
reggie
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 12:57:01
With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.
holly
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 01:03:01
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place, the fridge.
Chrischun
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 01:09:02
You are really kind to people around you.
mrdavis
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 01:18:02
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
american
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 01:21:01
Sometimes, you can't walk away from toxic people entirely.
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 01:24:01
A lie that is half-truth is the darkest of all lies.
patty
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 01:57:01
Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.
MichelleW
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:00:01
If you can’t laugh at your own problems, call me and I’ll laugh at them.
Poppy
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:06:01
You are the most perfect you there is.
dapper
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:09:02
They all lie, from the top man down to the bottom. If their lips are moving, a lie is unfolding.
yahooligan
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:12:01
When life gives you melons . . . you might be dyslexic.
poopface
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:15:01
Cool story bro.
crapface
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:18:01
Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
american
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:21:01
The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
pentagon
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:24:01
I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for President, so I went along with them.
Milkman
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:30:01
I didn’t mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.
Poppy
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:33:01
Keep true, never be ashamed of doing right, decide on what you think is right and stick to it.
holly
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:36:01
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
yahooligan
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:42:01
Fact check: didn't happen.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:48:01
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
poopface
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:51:01
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’
chesirecat
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 03:03:02
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
patty
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 03:09:01
When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers.
little
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 03:12:01
Toxic people are often ruled by selfishness and spite. They are usually draining instead of encouraging, and they use people instead of loving them.
thumbsup
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 03:18:01
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
little
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 03:30:01
Don’t trade in your integrity for influence.
chesirecat
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 03:39:01
Governments change. The lies stay the same.
mrdavis
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 03:51:01
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 03:57:01
When you're not afraid to be yourself is when you're most incredible.
little
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:00:01
I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.
FactCheck
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:03:01
You think normal countries have news like this?
chesirecat
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:09:01
If you don't like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.
FactCheck
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:18:01
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
thumbsup
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:21:01
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
idiotboy
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:27:01
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. He’s dreaming too.
milk4dh
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:33:01
Thank you for being you.
milk4dh
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:36:01
If you were a box of crayons, you'd be the giant name-brand one with the built-in sharpener.
FactCheck
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:39:01
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.
PatMall
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:42:01
Believe and act as if it were impossible to fail.
yahooligan
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:45:01
People with integrity expect to be believed. If not, they let time prove them right.
pentagon
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:48:01
God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him.
patty
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:51:01
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
holly
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:54:02
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
doodooface
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:57:01
And I know this world is so cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding.
idiotboy
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 05:00:01
Never think about something wrong you did in the past, always look forward with your head up high; have no regrets.
FactCheck
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 05:06:02
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein
snickerdoo
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 05:21:01
You have to accept whatever comes and the only important thing is that you meet it with courage and with the best that you have to give.
PatMall
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 05:27:01
Show me someone who has done something worthwhile, and I’ll show you someone who has overcome adversity.”
pentagon
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 05:30:02
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
poopface
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 05:39:01
Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 05:48:01
No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success.
doodooface
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 05:54:01
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
yahooligan
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 05:57:01
Political correctness is a label the privileged often use to distract from their privilege and hate.
crapface
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 06:06:01
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 06:15:01
I may not know karate, but I know crazy and I’m not afraid to use it.
idiotboy
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 06:33:01
Patriotism is a menace to liberty.
reggie
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 06:36:01
Only America has both the power and optimism to defend the international community against what really are forces of darkness.
reggie
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 06:54:01
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
Chrischun
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 06:57:01
Never make negative comments or spread rumors about anyone. It depreciates their reputation and yours
chesirecat
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 07:03:01
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. – Albert Einstein
chesirecat
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 07:06:01
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
crapface
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 07:15:01
Success does not consist in never making mistakes, but in never making the same one a second time.
sexybrain
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 07:24:01
A patriot may salute the flag, sing the national anthem, wear national dress, cook national dish, and cheer for her country's sporting teams.
milk4dh
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 07:33:01
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
Chrischun
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 07:39:01
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
american
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 07:42:01
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
reggie
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 07:45:01
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
dapper
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 07:51:02
God bless you all!
yahooligan
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 07:54:01
When our phones fall, we panic; but when our friends fall, we laugh.
little
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:03:01
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.
chesirecat
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:24:01
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.
patty
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:30:01
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
holly
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:36:01
When the past comes knocking, don’t answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
sexybrain
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:39:01
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
yahooligan
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:48:01
if Barbie is so popular then why do we buy her friends and boyfriends?
crapface
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:51:01
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
idiotboy
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:54:01
I'm Barrack Obama and I approve this message
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:57:01
The only journey is the one within.
little
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 09:03:01
Being strong doesn't mean that you can handle every difficult situation on your own, it means that you have the sense to ask God and others for help.
MichelleW
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 09:06:02
You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
thumbsup
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 09:09:01
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
MichelleW
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 09:18:01
Hmmm, this text message is a little too harsh, I’ll add ‘LOL’ at the end.
pentagon
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 09:21:01
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 09:42:01
Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses.
thumbsup
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 09:45:01
It doesn't matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
chesirecat
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 09:51:01
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
reggie
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 09:54:01
At the end of the storm is golden sky and the sweet silver song of a lark.
doodooface
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 09:57:01
Concentration is the secret of strength.
mrdavis
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 10:06:01
Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes.... Keep hope alive.
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 10:12:01
Every good citizen makes his country's honor his own, and cherishes it not only as precious but as sacred.
Poppy
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 10:18:01
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
Poppy
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 10:27:01
You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)
DannyBoy
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 10:30:02
A life lived with integrity even if it lacks the trappings of fame and fortune is a shining star in whose light others may follow in the years to come.
holly
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 10:45:01
There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.
MichelleW
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 10:57:01
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it.
patty
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:00:02
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
reggie
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:06:01
Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positve, it will take their breath away.
Chrischun
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:12:01
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
dapper
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:15:02
It takes someone strong to leave with their head held high. It takes someone stronger to stay with their head held higher.
reggie
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:18:01
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
sexybrain
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:24:01
When you make a mistake, you try to fix it.
doodooface
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:27:01
Our country is not the only thing to which we owe our allegiance. It is also owed to justice and to humanity. Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:30:02
They say ‘don’t try this at home’ so I’m coming over to your house to try it.
milk4dh
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:39:02
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!
idiotboy
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:51:02
Sorry, I didn’t pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
milk4dh
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:54:01
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn’t seen my big screen TV.
PatMall
commented 1 Week ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:57:01
You're a gift to those around you.